Truer words were never spoken about this message board....

[VinceZeb]

source: www.boortz.com/nealznewz.com
Truer words were never spoken by the High Priest of the Church of The Painful Truth


IQ TEST

The Neal Boortz Show is always looking for ways to help you identify the mentally challenged among us. Smoking, of course, is the principal way. Smokers are generally less intelligent than non-smokers. Sure, there are exceptions … but the general rule holds. Baseball hats would be another way. It is a well-known scientific fact that turning a baseball hat around backwards reduces IQ by a factor of nearly 9.5%.

Now we have another means to instantly judge a person’s basic intelligence. If you happen to hear a person chanting “no war for oil” you know that person has some rather severe learning and cognitive disadvantages.

Always glad to help.

[mburbank]

Actually, hat rotation can't actually affect IQ at all.

So I guess none of that was funny.

[VinceZeb]

Actually, what he was telling has a lot of truth to it, so yes, it was funny. The only reason you didn't find it funny is because it is truthful. If it would have been something that is slanderous and an out and out lie, you would have laughed.

[mburbank]

No, seriously Vince, I don't think there's any way hat rotation can impact inteligence.

[VinceZeb]

A large group of people that wear backwards hats are idiots. That is something that there is not a scientific study about, but casual observation would prove that is a good assumption.

But, if you would like to argue with him about that little joke, callin to his show. 1-877-310-2100. I would LOVE to hear you argue with Boortz. That would honestly make me piss my pants with extreme gut crushing laughter.

[mburbank]

No, Vince, listen, while a lot of people who wear baseball hats backwards may well be dumb, there's no causal link to be established. I mean, they wear pants, too, right? No one thinks it's the pants that are doing it. Causality is reallly hard to establish.

Minus a solid factual background, a joke can't be funny, right?

[FS]

Someone who chants "no war for oil" is stupid. Yeah. Now THAT's razor-sharp wit. I can see why you like this guy, Vince. I bet your bladder just about BURSTS when he starts insinuating that war protestors are gay and virgins.

[VinceZeb]

Go to www.boortz.com

click on to Listen to Boortz


listen up

I don't think he calls them gay and virgins, either. He just calls them as of right now anti-american. Which is what they are, if you look at their specific causes and not the overall one.

I mean, if you are so much more intelligent than the conseratives/libertarians, have a laugh and take a listen!

[mburbank]

Sure, but what about that hat thing?

[GothNAPrepsBody]

Okay since you are too slow to understand him i will tell you in a smaller word format


He Told You What To Do Already

\or is that too complex.

[sspadowsky]

Aww, lookie! Vincey done got hisself a girlfriend!
________
Amateur girl (http://www.fucktube.com/categories/57/girl/videos/1)

[Vibecrewangel]

A large group of people that wear backwards hats are idiots. That is something that there is not a scientific study about, but casual observation would prove that is a good assumption.

And a large group of people who drive SUVs are dangerous maniacs on the road.

[VinceZeb]

Oh yeah, I don't disagree with that for a second. Especially here in St. Louis where someone honks at you from 2 blocks away zooming 40 mph over the speed limit in an SUV because you are trying to merge in their lane WHILE GOING THE SPEED LIMIT! And this is on a regular blvd!

[GothNAPrepsBody]

No he doesnt have a girlfriend specially bein i have a dick but im here to agree with him and his ideas so fuck off

[CaptainBubba]

conseratives/libertarians


WTF

Since when were conservatives and libertarians anything close to related?

[Vibecrewangel]

Since so many people have become extremists.

[VinceZeb]

Uhhh... conseratives and libertarians are CLOSELY related when it comes to 95% of fiscial issues and like 20% of social issues.

[GothNAPrepsBody]

I Dont Knowwhy i bother with these ass holes

[Bennett]

Here are some other ways to tell if people are stupid:
if they talk with a southern accent,
smirk after making any statement they believe is clever,
had alchohol and drug problems but then turn to religion as a crutch,
use brute force as a last resort.

[Vibecrewangel]

I always use brute force as a first resort......

















sorry.....couldn't resist.....

[Protoclown]

Alriiiiight! :rock

I don't smoke, wear a hat, or chant "no war for oil" at all!

Vince must think I'm a genius! :wank

[James]

When I see Vinnie and Gothy-poo, I always picture Gothy-poo being this little lost puppy who follows Vinnie around, occasionaly spouting out lyrics to Linkin Park or calling people "bumb assholes."

Vince, I know we don't see eye to eye. But you'd find it in your best interest not to let him get too attached to you. It's bad enough that your views and behavior makes you the biggest (get it?) fool on this board since Ronnie. But if you end up having your name go hand-in-hand with someone like Gothy, you'll be blacklisted.

[FS]

I love GothNA. He makes so little sense, half the time I can't even make out who he's supporting.

[Kaish]

I Dont Knowwhy i bother with these ass holes

Yes, but PLEASE don't leave, there are still those who care for you and love you.


Too bad they're not here.

[VinceZeb]

I take pride in the fact that I am considered a fool on a second-rate humor site's message board. Especially by the likes of you knuckle-draggers.

[James]

Man, you really are the love child of Ronnie and SSA. :/

If you don't like the site, or the boards, nobody's keeping you here (except you might have gotten too fat to fit through the doors during your stay).

[Anonymous]

People that agree with Vince tend to be morons.

I mean, there's no scientific study, but when you apply common sense...yeah. There you go. Therefore, people who own dogs are retarded.

Maybe I should get my own gay little internet talk show.

*Vinnie Mac, give us some examples of what you consider to be 'first-rate' humor sites.

[Carnivore]

I seriously thought nobody could ever be as disgustingly ignorant and nauseatingly arrogant as Raygun.

I was wrong :(

[James]

*Vinnie Mac, give us some examples of what you consider to be 'first-rate' humor sites.

I'm willing to bet Fark is on his list.

[Anonymous]

That was one of the ones I was anticipating. That and any site that sells tacky conservative propaganda.

[Protoclown]

Vince, am I a genius in your book or what?? I don't wear a hat, you know.

[GothNAPrepsBody]

YOu fuckers i dont support anybody for who they are im not attached to any one except my girl in NY and I dont support a certain person I dont follow anybody either Nor do i try to be a leader im a loaner so fuck off.

[Bennett]

Can I borrow a couple thousand dollars? What kind of rates do you give?

[VinceZeb]

First-rate humor sites? Well... here we go.

http://www.counterpunch.com
http://www.fair.org
http://www.now.org
http://www.whatreallyhappened.com
http://www.bartcop.com
http://www.rackjite.com
http://www.axisofjustice.com
http://www.noi.org/
http://www.creator.org/

http://www.jackchick.com (The guy lies out of his ass on basic facts that a 5 year old could find on accident)

http://www.democraticunderground.com (Message board has more leftwing losers than this one. I would say that this board is moderate compared to them.)

http://www.oneminutesilence.com (Their message board is comedy enough. Before they talk about anyone, they need to do something that we Americans have grasped already: Brushing our teeth)


OH, you mean sites that don't humor/sicken me with their racist/elitist/leftist/socalist propaganda?

Well, thats for me to know and for you to find out.

[Anonymous]

Is there a single post you make that doesn't push your political agenda?

No-one here dislikes you because you're conservative. They dislike you because you're a fool. And a pleasantly plump one, at that.

[VinceZeb]

Yes, but I really don't care about you enough to comment on anything but 1) my political agenda, the fact that MANY other sites and people are laughing their asses off at you right now.

I doubt that's not the reason. If they dislike me for being a fool, well, my sources of where I get my facts and history proves I am not. And since you have no proof that I am fat besides saying that I used to be on an internet message board, you are grasping at straws. Becuase I sure as hell know you haven't grasped any part of the opposite sex in quite a while, unless it was a family member.

[Protoclown]

Becuase I sure as hell know you haven't grasped any part of the opposite sex in quite a while

Prithee do tell, is that what it comes down to...the measure of a man?

[Skulhedface]

I think it's actually very humorous that you could take a site like that with statistics like that very seriously. So if you'd made that initial post as a joke, well then Mission Accomplished, but not in the way you intended... ie you made people laugh, but in my case, it's because that was just godawfully stupid.

I think it's safe to assume that you had the "hat" statistic because you experienced it personally. I can see you wearing a baseball cap the right way. Poised, confident, ready to take on the world, and then a FREAK twist of fate comes in the form of a strong wind, which shifts the cap on your cranium towards the opposite direction, resulting in a phenomenom known as the dreaded Spinal Twist. In layman's terms, this means that the hat was shifted so violently that inside of your body, your spinal cord as well as the column twists upon itself like some kind of marrow infused corkscrew, rendering all functions of the central autonomic nervous system either ineffective or massively slowed. All messages sent from the brain are therefore either not received, or they just make it much slower, which puts on an outer appearance of stupor, confusion, bewilderment, even temporary insanity.*

*since quoting another website, even a bullshit one, makes it official and therefore dogmatic law, I have pulled all this information from http://www.ijustmadeallofthisup.com/soshutthehellup/index.html

[ItalianStereotype]

Yes, but I really don't care about you enough to comment on anything but 1) my political agenda, the fact that MANY other sites and people are laughing their asses off at you right now.

I doubt that's not the reason. If they dislike me for being a fool, well, my sources of where I get my facts and history proves I am not.

is it not enough for you that even the conservatives of this board, even RONNIE RAYGUN, have been trying to distance ourselves from you?


fucking nutcase.

[James]

Becuase I sure as hell know you haven't grasped any part of the opposite sex in quite a while


Oh shit. Nobody told Chojin's girlfriend this! I guess since Vinnie's always right, and we're so misinformed, we have to go throw her in a fire and pretend none of that ever happened. :(

[Anonymous]

Can I have her for about ten minutes before you do that? :(

[mburbank]

Vince... if you use 1.) in a paragraph you're pretty much obligated to use at very least 2.)

I think Funk and Wagnals is on line, and I know Elements of Style is. It's very, very, very, very hard to take someone who writes as badly as you do seriously.

I know, I know, you don't care, you don't give a shit, but if you're going to be here as much as you are, you could at least make some attempt to read what you write. Bad writting is like being obese. Unless it's a medical condition, it shows a lack of self discipline and self respect.

Is your bad writting a medical condition? Are you clinically stupid, or do you just not care about yourself?