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Mockery
Mar 13th, 2006, 02:42 AM
It's here, it's finally here. After many requests over the years, I've finally gotten around to reviewing a movie that speaks volumes about our species as a whole. Vanilla Ice wasn't just a rap star, no way... he was destined to conquer the movie theatres too (for a whole 3 weeks!). So join me in this epic tour, well 3 pages worth at least, of one of the most amazing movies you will ever see. I even through a video clip in the review for ya. Word to your mother.

http://www.i-mockery.com/minimocks/boxes/coolasice-box.jpg (http://www.i-mockery.com/minimocks/coolasice)
NEW MINIMOCK: "'COOL AS ICE' WITH VANILLA ICE!"
http://www.i-mockery.com/minimocks/coolasice

Enjoy!
Geggy
Mar 13th, 2006, 08:25 AM
You have to respect Ice for being the very first honky rapper to make it to the big screen as if he thought he could act well as he did in rap videos.
ArrowX
Mar 13th, 2006, 10:08 AM
Oh my god Mockery! I had no Idea such a thing existed, the .gif of the opening dance moves is quite possibly the most amazing sight the internet has to offer!
MarioRPG
Mar 13th, 2006, 11:19 AM
Thank you to opening my eyes to true awesomeness Mockery.
Girl Drink Drunk
Mar 13th, 2006, 04:15 PM
Not quite up to par as your review on the Lost Boys or Jason Takes Manhatten
MetalMilitia
Mar 13th, 2006, 04:22 PM
They should have got Dolph Lundgren to play Vanilla Ice.
Jeff The Ninja
Mar 13th, 2006, 05:56 PM
That review was so


WHACKY!!!
Johnny Couth
Mar 13th, 2006, 05:57 PM
As always, the pictures are hilarious. Didn't Vanilla Ice act in the new guy to? He played a security officer.
Chojin
Mar 13th, 2006, 06:00 PM
The music that kicks in during the slo-mo part is hilarious.

I saw this movie in high school as a part of our bad film club 'theatre of cheese.' We also watched Shaq's "STEEL" and "4 Crowns" or something. We tried to get a copy of this on VHS but the only one amazon.com had was a rental copy for over $90.
Miss Modular
Mar 20th, 2006, 11:07 AM
Ahh, Criterion needs to release this as an SE DVD.

Trivia: Did you know that Gwyneth Paltrow was offered the role of Kat, but turned it down?
Styled Executioner
Mar 20th, 2006, 11:33 AM
Ahh, Criterion needs to release this as an SE DVD.

Trivia: Did you know that Gwyneth Paltrow was offered the role of Kat, but turned it down?

That could have made her whole career worthwhile... Because at the moment it sucks giant donkey testes.