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James
Feb 3rd, 2003, 11:44 AM
Thank you for your application to be a member of this board.

Unfortunately, we are not looking to hire any new dumb shits at this time, as we already have an excellent staff of simpletons who don the uniform of child harnesses and crash helmets.

We will put your application on file though, and should an opening come up, we will consider you for future employment.

Sincerely,
Jamesman

PS - I hope you die.

noob3
Feb 3rd, 2003, 11:45 AM
This deserves a new thread?

error
Feb 3rd, 2003, 11:46 AM
I really am special, where's my yellow bus! Jamesman should give it back.

Les Waste
Feb 3rd, 2003, 11:56 AM
ERROR IS WITTY AND ORIGINAL :(

MAYBE YOU SHOULD CONSIDER TEH STAND UP :)

Zero Signal
Feb 3rd, 2003, 12:21 PM
Jamesman seems to have some obsession with error.

Protoclown
Feb 3rd, 2003, 12:47 PM
Okay, who the fuck is Error, where did he come from, and why should I care?

george
Feb 3rd, 2003, 12:55 PM
he is a bitch proto. a real bitch.

and we should be happy for jamesman. he finally got himself a bitch. granted, a dumb bitch, but a bitch just the same.

Spooky
Feb 3rd, 2003, 05:13 PM
I was going to be Nasty Nate's bitch, but Squirrel Master saved me. He doesn't want my cocktail fruit.

GnrySgtHartman
Feb 3rd, 2003, 05:18 PM
Half baked is the best fucking movie ever http://www.used-blues.com/images/website/movies/scarface-half-baked.jpg

Jixby Phillips
Feb 3rd, 2003, 05:34 PM
We hate you, too >:

MrAdventure
Feb 3rd, 2003, 05:36 PM
PRETTY UNFORGIVABLE

AlphA
Feb 3rd, 2003, 05:36 PM
monty python's quest for teh holy grail .pwns half baked, while doing urmom.

its was pretty funny though (halfbkd) some parts..

MrAdventure
Feb 3rd, 2003, 05:39 PM
I THINK I HATE YOU.

AlphA
Feb 3rd, 2003, 05:45 PM
another brilliant reply :)..

gawd

Jixby Phillips
Feb 3rd, 2003, 05:46 PM
Alpha: could you please quote your favorite scene from "THE GRAIL" here on these message boards? Thanks :)

AlphA
Feb 3rd, 2003, 05:48 PM
yse i could.

:P

.. itll be teh "run away" scene from teh rabbit.

Jixby Phillips
Feb 3rd, 2003, 05:49 PM
Fucking nerd.

GnrySgtHartman
Feb 3rd, 2003, 05:50 PM
Jixby, I want hugs and candy canes, why the angst man?, I just want to love!

AlphA
Feb 3rd, 2003, 05:54 PM
thats it?.. fucking nerd? and all based on the fact that i like holy grail?

James
Feb 3rd, 2003, 05:56 PM
I think AlphA is error.

AlphA
Feb 3rd, 2003, 06:01 PM
:D

sorry no.. im think i already am as hated as him though.. even though i just made this account 20 mins ago...

but im not him.. in fact.. i agree his posts are pretty annoying..

but so are mine it seems :)

mew barios
Feb 3rd, 2003, 06:03 PM
i think all these new people are the same dim bulb. but i'm too lazy to check. :/

FS
Feb 3rd, 2003, 06:06 PM
Stop intentionally misspelling words. It's not funny nor is it "distinguishing".

MrAdventure
Feb 3rd, 2003, 06:11 PM
http://home.attbi.com/~rwirkus/wsb/media/154238/site1054.jpg

THAT'S IT ALL I'M GOING TO DO AFTER PAINFUL TO READ SHIT.
MAYBE THEY'LL LEARN SOMETHING. >: >: :lol

Rez
Feb 3rd, 2003, 06:52 PM
FUCK YOU ALL.

george
Feb 3rd, 2003, 07:04 PM
http://www.lucettevirelle.com/images/blacks.jpg

WE ARE DA BLACKS WHO SAY BOOYAH!!!

vacant
Feb 3rd, 2003, 07:08 PM
:lol I love Rez's sig, it gets me everytime I see it, because it goes so well with everything he posts to people like this.

Rez
Feb 3rd, 2003, 07:12 PM
:)

i have mood swings.

george
Feb 3rd, 2003, 07:17 PM
what do you have against the black man?

Anonymous
Feb 3rd, 2003, 07:28 PM
Vacant is a piece of shit too.

Go to hell or back to whatever Mortal Kombat GameFAQs message board all you faggots came from.

Rez
Feb 3rd, 2003, 07:37 PM
Go to hell or back to whatever Mortal Kombat GameFAQs message board all you faggots came from.


:lol

i laugh too easily.

vacant
Feb 3rd, 2003, 10:06 PM
Chojin, you should let penis envy get to you so much. So what if you can't pleasure a women physically or emotianally?

Anonymous
Feb 3rd, 2003, 10:14 PM
Is Penis Envy one of your gay cohorts from whatever asshole of an idea for a forum had a link to this board?

vacant
Feb 3rd, 2003, 10:17 PM
Are you some kind of fucking retard or just plain missing half of your brain, the half thats required to form intelligent thoughts I mean.

Anonymous
Feb 3rd, 2003, 10:19 PM
holysheist: it's weird. because they [newbies] all act the exact same brand of stupid :/ like evil robots.
Popndeth: there's one called evit robot :(
Popndeth: Maybe he's their leader :(
holysheist: they're all different people though :( at least as far as i can tell. it's mysterious

Les Waste
Feb 3rd, 2003, 10:21 PM
YOU'RE ALL A BUNCH OF PAGANS AND JEWS >:

Evil Robot
Feb 3rd, 2003, 10:22 PM
I'm not new here. And if I was thier leader, they would be instructed to drink the poison cool aid.

vacant
Feb 3rd, 2003, 10:23 PM
[Jixby Philips] :lol WE JUST GOT JEWED, LOL ROFL :lol [/Jixby Phillips]

whoreable
Feb 3rd, 2003, 10:24 PM
You fucking suck. seriously. >:
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Anonymous
Feb 3rd, 2003, 10:25 PM
Vacant, what is it like to be exactly like the other two newbies I've already sent home crying, only minus the home part?

Evil Robot
Feb 3rd, 2003, 10:26 PM
I wish vacant could have died in the worlkd trade center.

vacant
Feb 3rd, 2003, 10:27 PM
:lol :lol Methinks you over estimate your mocking ability, but you do have the asshole part down at least.

Rongi
Feb 3rd, 2003, 10:28 PM
Vacant, you better quit while you can. Chojin is going to win this one, and all the others too.

James
Feb 3rd, 2003, 10:28 PM
Instead of going home, he went to Denny's to drown his sorrows in a soggy BLT. :tear

Evil Robot
Feb 3rd, 2003, 10:28 PM
Vacant, are you by any chance a hispanic?

Anonymous
Feb 3rd, 2003, 10:30 PM
Methinks thou doth quoth the tongues of anal persuasion too heavily, mine lad.

vacant
Feb 3rd, 2003, 10:30 PM
If you can win a contest by being a complete retard, then I dont want to be in the contest. But of course he'll win, I don't have the time or want to continue this as long as Chojin will.

James
Feb 3rd, 2003, 10:30 PM
Does that mean you're going back to Denny's?

george
Feb 3rd, 2003, 10:31 PM
i think he likes the way you smell chojin.

Evil Robot
Feb 3rd, 2003, 10:36 PM
I don't have the time or want to continue this as long as Chojin will.
How many times has this phrase been spoken? 400 maybe 500 times on this board?
"I dont want to argue cause your stoopid" or

you "why dont you shut up"
them "no, I'm only posting because it annoys you"
you "well it doesnt bother me"
them "then go away then"
you "fine I will"
them "Fine then"
you "shut up then"
them "it doesn't bother me cause your a retard"
you "well if it doesn't bother you then why are you still posting?"
them "why are YOU still posting?"
you "cause your a retard!"

Anonymous
Feb 3rd, 2003, 10:36 PM
Do you ree-rees use some sort of hackneyed flash sentence generator to make your 'internet slams?'

Does it look like this?

COMPLETE RETARD | UNINTELLIGENT | DON'T HAVE THE TIME | GAY | AT LEAST I | MOM | GAY | NETIQUETTE | FUCKING RETARD | SOME KIND OF RETARD | YOU ARE A RETARD | PENIS | NO DAD STOP

Evil Robot
Feb 3rd, 2003, 10:38 PM
thats exactly what I was getting at.

Rongi
Feb 3rd, 2003, 10:40 PM
NO DAD STOP

:lol

James
Feb 3rd, 2003, 10:40 PM
Except nobody cares what you have to say Robot. You're just trying to get in cheap shots in any fight you see in hopes you'll find acceptance.

The closest thing to acceptance you'll get, is if you accept that you're a dipshit, and that you need to go.

Anonymous
Feb 3rd, 2003, 10:41 PM
ER, (You're Lionel Hutz, right?) I know, but I didn't see your post until I had done mine. :/

Evil Robot
Feb 3rd, 2003, 10:41 PM
I love you jamesman.

James
Feb 3rd, 2003, 10:42 PM
I hope you eat AIDS and get AIDS and die from AIDS that you ate. >:

Evil Robot
Feb 3rd, 2003, 10:45 PM
HAHAHAHA!! I CANT Get aids, thats for gay blacks with sickle cells!

Anonymous
Feb 3rd, 2003, 10:45 PM
Answer my question, you dildo.

Evil Robot
Feb 3rd, 2003, 10:46 PM
yup i am (was) lionel hutz

James
Feb 3rd, 2003, 10:47 PM
HAHAHAHA!! I CANT Get aids, thats for gay blacks with sickle cells!

And that excludes you... how?

Anonymous
Feb 3rd, 2003, 10:48 PM
I like Lionel :)

Evil Robot
Feb 3rd, 2003, 10:48 PM
And that excludes you... how?

I know you can come up with a better retort then that......
that one was to obvious.

Spooky
Feb 3rd, 2003, 11:51 PM
:domo

I'm the only cool noob. Fear me.

Discuss.