Will Ferrell RIP [Archive] - I-Mockery Forum

Geggy

Mar 14th, 2006, 03:09 PM

Rest in peace, you unfunny fuck.

http://i-newswire.com/pr58954.html

Esuohlim

Mar 14th, 2006, 03:21 PM

Will was born on July 16, 1968. He was 36.

How many people born in 1968 are still 36? >:

Plus it looks like it was written by a 12-year-old. Thanks for the false hopes, Geggy >:

Geggy

Mar 14th, 2006, 03:34 PM

witness said a freak wind somehow blew them off course, causing the paragliding professional Gomez to somehow lose control.

This part got me the most skeptical that this was even real. How many times have you heard the phrase "freak wind" on a not-so-windy day?

So I kind of figured it wasn't the wind, will ferrell just wanted to kill himself over the Oscars' misspelling of his name.

executioneer

Mar 14th, 2006, 04:09 PM

i do not believe this as it is not from a reputable news-source

the_dudefather

Mar 14th, 2006, 06:36 PM

well, seeing that the story is gone now, i think we can rest easy......for now.....

Skulhedface

Mar 15th, 2006, 12:46 PM

http://www.imnotobsessed.com/2006/03/15/death-rumors-about-will-ferrell/

There's more links but eh... I only cared to post the first one.

Oh yeah, and if you turbofags who believe everything you read on the internet want the original text of the first link ALONG with a debunk, here ya go. It even comes with a SCOTT BAIO death hoax!:

http://www.hollywoodrag.com/index.php?/weblog/comments/will_ferrell_death_hoax/