XBXMCJ!!!!!!!

[Terra]

Okay you asked for it!

I don't want any Kentucky fried fucktard calling me out anymore! I got enough troubles and don't need to be swapping the chicken scratch with another fellow lower midwesterner! Stay in your sasquatch (i know i spelled that wrong but you get the idea right guys) style hut and don't make me say mean things to you!

Nevermind your a nice guy and all and I hope your happy now.

:the terra thread got all pussified

[6force]

i dont think sasquatch's live in huts

they live in " a corral-like structure carpeted with boughs throughout making a comfortable sleeping area."

sources:

http://www.westcoast-sasquatch.com/faq.html

[Terra]

I spelled sasquatch correctly. I'll be damned.

[Terra]

I tell ya, this kid better show up I'm on a serious time crunch and I've got twankies to make for my dinner tonight.

[ArrowX]

warch your figure terra, you know at that age twinkies go right to your hips.

[Terra]

warch your figure terra, you know at that age twinkies go right to your hips.

I've seen your picture lardass. Your too young to weigh in at 200 pounds before you get your drivers license. I'd stay away from the moose pork chops if I were you.

[Fathom Zero]

warch your figure terra, you know at that age twinkies go right to your hips.

You mean TWANKIES.

[Terra]

He's from way up north. They say twinkies.

BTW I'm glad to see this thread is slowly taking off.

[xbxDaniel]

This thread just reinforces the notion to change my name. I can't imagine how'd you exclaim xbxmcj, what with the lack of vowels and all.

[Terra]

Well it wasn't easy. I tried it all in lower case and it wasn't the same, especially when you add the exclamations. It just had to be typed in caps like you did with my thread.

By the way, did you like the mean things I said? It was hard and I feel cheap about it.

I wish GW would come in a pop something off so I can call her a cunt flap.

[xbxDaniel]

Oh, the Kentucky Fried fucktard part made me laugh. It's something that deserves to be reiterated to one of my friends at a later date. That is beyond the point now though.

Your mother doesn't please me properly when enacting in felatio! >:


That's the best I've got.

[Terra]

That's okay and it's a grand start.

By the way I saw your sister when she wrecked the car. You should tell her not to drive it when she has a man on top and the seats are reclined.

Bland but I'll warm up.

[xbxDaniel]

It sucks when your best just isn't good enough. That was a response to my own post

And in response to you: Yeah, my cousin really should've been more careful.

[Terra]

We posted at the same time! Stop jumping my bones! Learn to restrain yourself! :)

I was trying to think!

[xbxDaniel]

Well, trying isn't doing, now, is it.


EDIT: You're not the boss of me!

[Terra]

I see your getting the hang of this now!

:don't edit your posts, it spolis the mood!

[Terra]

How did you come up with that moniker anyway?

[xbxDaniel]

It's a combination of my dad's first name, my grandpa's first name, my first name, and the letters xbx because they're both relatives initials and it stands for xbox, which I like. It was a parody of a boyband who made their name the same way, but now I really need to change it.

[Terra]

Won't you lose all of your post counts? Wait. Maybe not if you ask an admin to switch it for you.

It won't be the same though. Now your this. I can't rightly picture you any other way.

[xbxDaniel]

I don't really look like Steve Buscemi.

[Terra]

I don't REALLY look like a lightening bolt either but when I change it around, people get confused. Angry. Combative.

[xbxDaniel]

Like, to an upside down Lightning bolt? That's just ridiculous.

[xbxDaniel]

He he, I said dic. :dunce

[Terra]

I tried several avatars. My most favorite was a tornado since that's all we seem to have around here anymore. I could still hear grumbling. I settled fo the lightening bolt and the natives grew less restless.

Yep, I noticed you said dic. Your a wily one.

[xbxDaniel]

I pissed off a mod once and they changed my picture to a man getting boned by a horse once. Good times.

[Terra]

Not here right? That would have landed in thread backups.

I used a picture of myself a long time ago as an avatar. I never went to the other forums but one day during my cunt era I did and found several images of my avatar photoshopped in some really lewd images. It was funny as hell to me, especially when these guys never went up into the other areas of the forum where I could see it and rampage over it. Chickens.

What did you do to piss the mod off?

[xbxDaniel]

I have no idea. I don't even know who did it. It was around the same time that Ivan Raged got his changed to a little girl though.

[Terra]

Those crazy mods and admins. They need to do something to have fun.

Okay it was great warring with you! I need to catch some Z's. Somehow I think this is as bad as you and I are going to get. Pity. I have a feeling that you could really unleash some sharp barbs on me. :)

Your such a nice person, I would almost welcome it. I guess my only recourse is to go hunt GW down and call her the CF thing.

Take care xbxMCj! :)

[xbxDaniel]

Aight, peace.

[xbxDaniel]

I'm guessing it's ten o' clock where you're at?

[Terra]

No it's only nine. I know i'm a weenie. What time is it there?

[xbxDaniel]

Ten.

[Terra]

School tomorrow?

[xbxDaniel]

I'm supposed to go. If the roads are anything like they were today though, there's no way I'm going to be able to make it.

[Terra]

You got it worse than we did. It's cold as hell here.

[xbxDaniel]

How far west you live?

[Terra]

Southern Missouri. Springfield.

You?

[xbxDaniel]

Northern Kentucky, Morning View.

Like my location says.

[Terra]

Yes. I knew it was northern. I didn't know the town.

[xbxDaniel]

So, you going to stalk me now?

[Terra]

No. Don't worry.

[xbxDaniel]

Somebody just wrecked into the fence outside. Shit.

[6force]

is it just me or does every one of your fights turn into you jacking eachother off?

[xbxDaniel]

Yeah, why do you ask?

[Terra]

Suckforce, just because your thread blew up in your face doesn't mean it's your lifelong goal to hunt down and jizz all over mine. What I do in my own thread is my business so stop being so jealous that I'm not stroking you. Hell if you even had half of a protuberance I might take notice but logging onto I-Mock with your friend's type of moniker was just pussy squared to me. And look at your avatar! For Christ's sake boy, have some sort of pride.

Your nothing but a scrotum bag filled with vaginal fluids so please get the fuck out of here and bury your face in GW's ass where you belong.

[Schimid]

http://i44.photobucket.com/albums/f41/steelsojourn/5d171ece.jpg

[Guitar Woman]

Schimid I would reallly appreciate it if you would stop posting that picture :x

[Terra]

If it makes you sick, cuntflap, close your eyes when you see the very beginning of it.

:there i got to use cunt flap in reference to you. Milhouse that's twice now.

[Staxeon]

Dear God that pic is almost lifesize on my screen.

Is that Terra?

[xbxDaniel]

Staxeon, quick! What should my new name be?!

[Terra]

Yup! It's me! I'm being imortalized again!

xbxMCj keep your name

[xbxDaniel]

We fixed our fence today.

[Staxeon]

Damn, Terra isn't hard on the eyes.



New name xbx? Well whats the old one based on?

[xbxDaniel]

It's a combination of my dad's first name, my grandpa's first name, my first name, and the letters xbx because they're both relatives initials and it stands for xbox, which I like. It was a parody of a boyband who made their name the same way, but now I really need to change it.

>:

[Terra]

Can't you just call yourself jerry or whatever your first name is? Then ask the forum gods that be to allow you to keep your post count. That's the most important thing. Keep the post count no matter what your moniker.


And thank you Staxeon. Your very nice. I don't think that is the response that Mr. Schimid wanted however. :)

[Schimid]

http://www.i-mockery.net/mockwar2k5/images/5d171ece1.jpg

[xbxDaniel]

I wouldn't be suprised if Schimid has put a copy of the picture under his pillow for company. Don't let mother catch you, that would be awkward.

[xbxDaniel]

Well, look at what I found:
http://i30.photobucket.com/albums/c342/xbxmcj/SchimidsPicOTerra.jpg

[Schimid]

http://www.i-mockery.net/mockwar2k5/images/5d171ece.jpg

[xbxDaniel]

So, you have an eye fetish.

To each their own dude.

[Terra]

Told you so. :)

Thank you Schimid!

[xbxDaniel]

I really shouldn't attempt to edit photos.

[Terra]

Go for it. Everybody else is. :)

[Staxeon]

It's a combination of my dad's first name, my grandpa's first name, my first name, and the letters xbx because they're both relatives initials and it stands for xbox, which I like. It was a parody of a boyband who made their name the same way, but now I really need to change it.

>:

Ah, well I shouldn't talk, mine is an old D&D character name. I've been using my real name on forums lately but it was already taken here. Names are hard to decide on though.

Ok, that last one is more life-size. Still looks good to me. When you show me one that's so blown up I can see skin cells is when I'll possibly change my mind.

[xbxDaniel]

I'm working on a crappy version of Sam's gif.

[MLE]

it's not that hard. The font used is small fonts.

[xbxDaniel]

This is my cool gif:


http://i30.photobucket.com/albums/c342/xbxmcj/StupidDancingGif.gif

I wish I had some skill.

[Staxeon]

That's nearly seizure inducing. But it reminds me of something I made recently...

http://www.nerdhatch.com/jeremy/leetninjas.gif

[Chojin]

xbx is filling in for lotida today.

[xbxDaniel]

Well, she is rather preoccupied in her Art Shit thread.

[Terra]

No he isn't.

Did he say "MEEEEEOOOOW" once? No He didn't. He's being diplomatic and trying hard to stay out of this.

xbx.....time to get out of here. :)

[executioneer]

That's nearly seizure inducing. But it reminds me of something I made recently...


that reminds me of something I made recently :eek

http://home.blarg.net/~mobbswm/seizuretime.gifhttp://home.blarg.net/~mobbswm/seizuretime.gifhttp://home.blarg.net/~mobbswm/seizuretime.gif
http://home.blarg.net/~mobbswm/seizuretime.gifhttp://home.blarg.net/~mobbswm/seizuretime.gifhttp://home.blarg.net/~mobbswm/seizuretime.gif
http://home.blarg.net/~mobbswm/seizuretime.gifhttp://home.blarg.net/~mobbswm/seizuretime.gifhttp://home.blarg.net/~mobbswm/seizuretime.gif
http://home.blarg.net/~mobbswm/seizuretime.gifhttp://home.blarg.net/~mobbswm/seizuretime.gifhttp://home.blarg.net/~mobbswm/seizuretime.gif

[Staxeon]

That makes me want to disco for some reason.

[Schimid]

Ha! Ha! How absurd! How wacky! How could you ever dance to that! Ha! Ha!

[MetalMilitia]

That makes me want to disco for some reason.

dont you dare use disco as a verb in this house!

[Staxeon]

I meant..disco hall..makes me want to...get angry and go smack disco danc......I'll be in the corner in timeout sir.

[xbxDaniel]

Please, don't make a post like that. It may have sounded funny at the time, but can't you see in hindsight that it really isn't that entertaining? And go to your own fucking corner.

[xbxDaniel]

See how much my post sucked?

[Terra]

I thought it was funny!

[xbxDaniel]

My friend gave me a Rolling Stones album. So, I just started listening to it. So, nothing interesting is happening.

[Lotida]

xbx is filling in for lotida today.

Jealous? :wink

[Terra]

I think they missed you around here babe. But xbx has been really doing great!

[xbxDaniel]

Not much happened while I was away, huh?

[Terra]

All it takes is a couple of posts to bring a thread back. I'll think of something confrontational in a sec.

[Terra]

Like

HAS THAT FUCKING CONCHEEATING CUNT GW BEEN AROUND LATELY???

Y'know like that.

[xbxDaniel]

Okay.

[Terra]

She must still be under the weather. Poor lass. Now I feel bad.

[xbxDaniel]

So, you're not going to rip me a new one?

[Girl Drink Drunk]

I pissed off a mod once and they changed my picture to a man getting boned by a horse once. Good times.
I once told this moderator to fuck off after calling people "morons", and after being unbanned, he was demodded :lol ....... Oh yeah XBXMCJ, I while outpost you in the music section in a futile attempt for superioty.........you've been warned

[xbxDaniel]

I had a post fight with Funkyamunky one morning. Good times.

[Terra]

I had a post fight with Funkyamunky one morning. Good times.

YOU had a post fight?? YOU? I need to see this. I can't rip you a new one until I see some manly hair raising from you and the fur flying. :)

[xbxDaniel]

By post fight, I meant that we both kept posting in the currently listening to thread until one of us gave up. Sorry to bring you up like that.


P.S. He won

[Terra]

Oh.

This thread is on four pages now. Do you really want me to rip you a new one?

[xbxDaniel]

Do you really want to rip me a new one?

[xbxDaniel]

I guess not considering you've been a pussy about this all, just dancing around the subject at hand. So, I say unto you, BRING IT BITCH! >:

[Terra]

That was pretty hot.

I need to go and google some Kentucky factoids, fuctard. :)

[xbxDaniel]

Here, let me speed it up for you: we have horses.

[Terra]

I hate this. But fine.

I need to have a carbohydrate, post it on the food thread and then BLAMMO!

Your mine. Well just what's left over after the horses have had their way with you.

[xbxDaniel]

Mr. Ed is a pederarse you know.

[xbxDaniel]

100th post is reserved.

[Terra]

Pardon me?

:myturn

[xbxDaniel]

I'm waiting for this nuke of cuntastic proportions from you, but I see nothing.

[Terra]

He's done it. He's finally beginning to piss me off.

[Terra]

Look if you want to hook up a feedbag to your ass and let the mice munch away at what is left of your ass, fine with me. The horses don't want you by now. You've blown the whole stable and ruined the Kentucky Derby this year. They won't make it out of the gates without laughing so hard they fall over on themselves. The stories of your cornholing will go down in history.

Next year, try using your hands.

I hope your happy now.

[xbxDaniel]

:)

[Terra]

Fuck. I didn't even get a peck on the cheeck for that one.

Goddamned men.

[xbxDaniel]

I'm going to bed now.

[Lotida]

Sweet Dreams!

[Terra]

This is a good time to do more stuff.

Godamned men. They want you to rip them apart and then when you do they just roll over and go to sleep.

Goddamned men.

[Misdemonar]

:rolleyes Women.

[Terra]

Goddamned men. See if I go to Vegas and shove a strap on up your bootie!

And are we supposed to type in caps in your thread?

[Misdemonar]

Everything stays in vegas...evreything.

And I don't know myself :(.

[Terra]

So I don't have to type in caps in your thread?

[Misdemonar]

Unless if you have lots of testrone and Teen angst, or are incredbily stupid, or a genius with a grandmaster plan to take Rog's place in a hostile takeover. no.

[xbxDaniel]

And I don't know myself :(.

Misdemonar's quest for enlightenment.

[Terra]

Hey I'm watching Armageddon!

[xbxDaniel]

This is the wrong thread for that.

[xbxDaniel]

Mock wars seems quiet.

[Terra]

That's because I'm pouting. >:

[xbxDaniel]

I'm listening to Spirit in the Sky by Norman Greenbaum.

[Terra]

This is the wrong thread for that.

I'm listening to "Run through the Jungle" by Credence Clearwater. Earlier I was listening to Diana Ross. But that last one wasn't my choice.

[xbxDaniel]

I have some creedence, but right now I'm listening to Mr. Crowley. I'm going to make GW a birthday card today.

[Terra]

That's really sweet of you! Can we all sign it?

[xbxDaniel]

I don't care.

I'll upload it in a few minutes.

[Terra]

Well hurry up, I need to leave.

[xbxDaniel]

I'll have to get it to you later.

[xbxDaniel]

If any of you want to sign it, save it as your own file, put your sig on it however you want, and then put it back on here. I have a feeling this is going to end badly.

[Terra]

It will probably turn out just fine. It's the thought that counts.

[xbxDaniel]

http://i30.photobucket.com/albums/c342/xbxmcj/B-DAYRESIZEGW.jpg

[xbxDaniel]

I should probably post it somewhere that garners more visitors.

[Terra]

That is great!!! I can't put my name on it though! :(

[xbxDaniel]

You can save it as an image, open it up in paint, then paint your name on, then upload it back, and if you can't upload it, e-mail me the img and I'll upload it.

[RaNkeri]

Can I do that too? I don't really know ya, but I love making people happy :)

[xbxDaniel]

I don't care.

[RaNkeri]

http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v202/RaNkeri/sniff.jpg

[Terra]

It's okay xbx, I made my own. It's pretty crappy because it's my first attempt

http://i44.photobucket.com/albums/f41/steelsojourn/65e95273.jpg

[Terra]

Plus i bungled the f and the r. Oh well. :(

[xbxDaniel]

We have to post these in her birthday thread now you know.

[Terra]

I have a feeling she'll be by and see them.

[xbxDaniel]

In this thread?

[Terra]

Oh yeah. I forgot what thread this was. :(

[xbxDaniel]

This is the one where everybody thinks I suck your dick, right?

[Terra]

Excuse me?

:now i'm confused

[xbxDaniel]

It was an immature and stupid reply that was given no thought. I'm going to go post my card in GW's B-day thread now.

[Terra]

Well that was really mean. I'm keeping my card here. Just because I'm not going to follow you around like some hooked up stinkbug.

Your a mean man. :(

[xbxDaniel]

My ex would agree.

[Terra]

Pussy.

[xbxDaniel]

I apologize for not thinking about how you would feel about my reply. I meant it lightheartedly, but see now that it was just stupid, thoughtless, and overall a pisspoor thing to say to a friend.

I'm sorry.

[Terra]

Be of good cheer.

At least now if you start soemthing in Mock Wars, I can lay into you real good.

[xbxDaniel]

I hope GW actually sees the card as a friendly thing and not some type of insulting gag. I'm worried that she's going to think I'm just trying to be an ass to her.

[Terra]

But you don't seem to be too concerned about being an ass to anybody else?

Actually I don't think she'll feel that way. But I think she'll want the money I offer her more.

[Terra]

I think your thread has more pages than mine now. :(

[xbxDaniel]

I'm sorry.

[Terra]

It's okay. Your actually a nicer person than I am.

[xbxDaniel]

I think your thread has more pages than mine now. :(

We can take this conversation to your thread if you want.

[Terra]

You need a long thread. I'm being magnanimous too. Fuck if I know why.

[xbxDaniel]

I don't want the 100th post, you take it.

Excuse me whilst I get out Barry's CD.

[Terra]

Your doing that on purpose. >:

[Terra]

I guess this is leading up to my burning question ..

[xbxDaniel]

Also, I don't have a lot of CD's by Barry Manilow.

[xbxDaniel]

Great, now by post sounds even stupider.

[Terra]

Rolling Stones? I could mellow out to that. But i'll still eat your head for shits and giggles.

[xbxDaniel]

I have stuff by the stones. I hear heads aren't good for your digestive track.

[Terra]

I said "shits and giggles." It'll be great for my colon. And I'll laugh when I pass you.

[Terra]

Oh man that was bad.

[xbxDaniel]

I'm going to go put the Rolling Stones CD on now.

[xbxDaniel]

I think your thread has more pages than mine now. :(

Hey, if Staxeon keeps posting then your thread will beat mine before the night's over.

[Staxeon]

I've got 8 hours left on my shift too :P

[Terra]

I like this guy! Keep going Mr Staxeon! When I wake up in the morning I want this thread blown up to 20 pages! But I need useful stuff! :)

[Staxeon]

Useful....um...did you know I'm radioactive and can't cross the border for a month?

[Terra]

No wonder your being a MISTER GRUMPY BUG!

[Staxeon]

Naw, not grumpy, having fun. This is Mock Wars after all. :)

[Terra]

Fairly awesome! You know I used to slam people in my early days here and then go behind the scenes to apologize to them.

God. What a fuckhead I was/am. :(

[Chojin]

HOW COULD THIS HAPPEN TO MEEEEEE

[Terra]

shouting thread plz > :

[xbxDaniel]

So, what'd I miss?

[Terra]

Just ... oh...EVERYTHING!!!!

While you were out having your jollies, I was here!!

[xbxDaniel]

Pretty soon we'll be the most popular thread on Mock Wars. By popular I mean the one with the most posts.

[Terra]

I think we are the Steve and Edie of the forum.

:midnight in the garden of eden quote.

[xbxDaniel]

V for Vendetta was a great movie, everybody should go see it.

[xbxDaniel]

The risk for severe weather will remain elevated through the evening hours as a vigorous storm system rotates eastward through the Plains. The main tornado threat stretches from Oklahmoa to parts of Missouri and Iowa. Significant damage has already occurred in the Omaha, Neb., area. With time, the thunderstorms will form into squall line overnight pressing east across Iowa, Missouri, western Illinois, and Arkansas with damaging winds becoming the primary threat.

On Friday, clusters of strong-to-severe thunderstorms will redevelop ahead of the cold front from Ohio to the Ark-La-Tex. Damaging wind gusts, hail and isolated tornadoes are possible but the overall threat will be lower in intensity and coverage. The main area of concern will be from the lower Great Lakes to western Tennessee. On Saturday look for isolated strong thunderstorms over parts of the Northeast, mainly from eastern New York to New England.


http://www.weather.com/newscenter/stormwatch/

:(

[Terra]

Well shit. Any last wonderful words for me?? Keep it private baby

[xbxDaniel]

I'm glad to know that I'm not the only one who searched for pics of Staxeon's penis.

[Terra]

But I had to take Midol first. You?

[xbxDaniel]

Viagra.

[Terra]

Sweet.

[xbxDaniel]

The symptoms persisted... :(

Embrassaing call to the Doctor.

[Terra]

Just tell her the wood was wet.

[Terra]

Where the fuck is Staxeon?? We need his toe to break this up.

[xbxDaniel]

I guess I'll go now then.

Take it easy and all.

[Staxeon]

BAH!! Miuntes too late!

[xbxDaniel]

It's times like these where I feel like the biggest godamn asshole in the entire fucking world. Fuck, fuck, fuck!

[Staxeon]

*clears throat*

HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA

Comedy, its all in the timing.

[xbxDaniel]

I wish I was funny.

[Staxeon]

...

too easy, can't take advantage of that setup

[xbxDaniel]

I'm going to head out now.

[xbxDaniel]

Well, it almost made it to 200.

[Terra]

This might be the Comfort Inn of threads. It's just taking a little nap. :)

[xbxDaniel]

And a 1...

[xbxDaniel]

And a 2...

[Terra]

And a 3...

whattookyousolong?

[xbxDaniel]

I've been out.

[Terra]

>:

[xbxDaniel]

Well, I have.

[Terra]

Tell me you miss me and this all goes away.

[xbxDaniel]

We're the most posted in thread on the front page now. Doesn't that mean anything to you?

[xbxDaniel]

I'm worried that you won't take me seriously

[Terra]

Tell me you miss me and this all goes away...

[xbxDaniel]

I missed you.


This is almost illegible

[xbxDaniel]

I'm almost on post 1333. How exciting.

[xbxDaniel]

This is disappointing.

[xbxDaniel]

There are no new messages on the server

[Terra]

I missed you.





I'll pay no heed to the little writing. I'm sorry MLE, but I love xbxMCj the most.

:he has a bigger penis that you!

[MLE]

Fuck :<

[xbxDaniel]

Huh?

[Terra]

You changed your name. I like it!

[xbxDaniel]

Chojin suggested it. I was just going to go with Daniel.

[Terra]

As much as I hate to admit to it. It was a nice suggestion.

[xbxDaniel]

I'm busy writing a letter right now. Please excuse me.

[Fathom Zero]

This thread no longer applies to you, Danny.

[Terra]

The HELL it doesn't!

I'm sensing you require your own thread?

[MetalMilitia]

I think Dan would have been better, Daniel sounds too formal. Or mabey xDanx, but then you would be a MySpace emo fag.

[xbxDaniel]

I go by Daniel though.
:(

[MetalMilitia]

If I spoke to you IRL i'd call you Dan regardless of what you 'go by'. Why should I waste my breath on supurflous sylabals >:

[Chojin]

i think you'd nervously call him by whatever he asked you to

[MetalMilitia]

Nah I offend a lot of people by presuming I don't mind them changing their name in some way... or just directly insulting them in a sarcastic way, as I would a friend, and they don't get it.
Social retard? no, probably not. Socially challenged? definatly.

[xbxDaniel]

MM, you're the handicapped kid I don't make fun of because I'd feel bad about it later.