creepy creepy I-Mock dreams

[Guitar Woman]

It's no use denying it, we've all had them before so post yours here

In my last one me and willie got abducted by aliens :eek

[MetalMilitia]

As a recognised and respected dream analyst I can tell you that that means you need to leave i-mock forever and mabey marry willie forever.

[Guitar Woman]

I'd leave the entire internet for a chance to marry willie :(

[Terra]

there's hope for you yet

[Pub Lover]

Last night I had a dream that Willie & I were looking after a baby, but for some reason we were in a school, & they had a no baby policy, so we had to hide it everytime someone went passed. And I just knew the baby's mom was going to be mad at us.

[maggiekarp]

I haven't had a dream about this forum yet :(

Quick, I need to get involved in some forum drama!

[Fathom Zero]

OOO! I know! Let's role-play!

[maggiekarp]

Who do I get to be?

[Misdemonar]

GW

[maggiekarp]

Okay


Hey guys I am GW

[Esuohlim]

I already mentioned mine in the post count fights thread (CURRENTLY KNOWN AS THE CHAT ROOM THREAD GRALGHARLAHGA) a while ago. The one where GADZOOKS stole my Jazz From Hell and Sam and I were trapped on a boat in the middle of a haunted lagoon.

[GADZOOKS]

Which is weird because I'm more likely to hang out at haunted lagoons then steal things.

That was in my yearbook.

[Terra]

I dream of lots of people here. But I don't see faces. I'll have a dream sequence and then once in a while I'll see an avatar flying through. That's why I tell people that I like their avatars. Only the good ones though.

[xbxDaniel]

I had a dream last night where I got up, went on the forums, saw that GW was on, and then got off and drove off a hill on my motorcycle. It was weird, I guess.

[executioneer]

:o :o :o this thread :o :o :o

[camacazio]

Where the hell are the camacazio dreams?

PS I DON'T DREAM ABOUT THE INTERNET

[ArrowX]

Holy piss I had a dream about this thread last night. I was surfing the forums then A bunch of Boo berrys broke down my door and Black Bagged me (I assume my brain was also logging info about V for Vendetta at the time) then I was in a room wiht all the board members getting ready to be processed by Roger into booberry soldiers for his secret army. :(

Emu went first :( He was cool...

[MetalMilitia]

I had a dream that I was in a dark room shining a torch about and then Dolph Lundgren came out from behind a door and scared me. Apparently I shouted in my sleep :(

Not related to this thread but it was a narrowing experice none the less.

[Guitar Woman]

Last night I dreamt that chojin was fired from being admin, and he called me up and he was really sad. :(

Then I had nightmares about those fucking parasite dogs from RE4, it was gross :x

[Esuohlim]

I had a dream that GW didn't make some sort of video game reference in a post but sadly it was just a dream

[Guitar Woman]

Hey f*ck you, this is my thread and I'll do what I want in it >:

[Emu]

i had a dream where me chojin and guitar woman played poy poy and i think i won but i don't remember

[Guitar Woman]

I remember you saying something about that. You had some faggy glove and you kicked our asses.

[Chojin]

guitar woman would you like to play kaillera with me

[Guitar Woman]

Why I'd love to! What should we play?

[Chojin]

i don't know, the only arcade roms i play are fighters and those don't work so hot over the internets ;< you decide ;<

also i don't get home for another 5 hours so it'll have to wait until then ;<

[Chojin]

so until then we could discuss politics

oh my father got some plaque with our germanic family crest on it and it looks like the triforce ;< i think some nerds would have gotten really excited over that ;<

i think bob dole's gonna steal this election

[Guitar Woman]

Fuck mame, get on ZSNES so we can play Kirby!

Also, politics are boring, we need to talk about something less boring so I won't get bored.

[Chojin]

kirby is 2-player?

[Chojin]

did you know that i am going to be a famous dj

[Chojin]

NO DON'T LEAVE ME NOW

HOW COULD THIS HAPPEN TO ME

[MetalMilitia]

like THAT'S ever going to happen :x

[Guitar Woman]

kirby is 2-player?
You didn't know that? If you press A after you copy a power, you can make a little buddy who can either be an AI or the second player! It's loads of fun!

[Guitar Woman]

Also, sorry I left. I had lots of things to do. Big, important grown-up things that big, important grown-ups have to do.

[Chojin]

Search for some good adventure games for mame or something while I'm at work prz :eek I GET BORED FAST

[Guitar Woman]

Adventure is the only one I know about for mame.

[Chojin]

:< i'm not good at eluding seahorses

[Guitar Woman]

That little bat was a faggot. >:

[Chojin]

i am talking about awesome things like ninja gaiden arcade

or battletoads

or tattoo assassins

[Guitar Woman]

I actually don't have mame at home :<

And aren't those all considered Beat-em-ups?

[Chojin]

the genre is technically adventure

i need an aim or msn name so we can COORDINATE. I'm home now and that one you have on file doesn't make you magically appear in my aim list.

[Guitar Woman]

I'm online now, what's your screenname

[Guitar Woman]

Stupid firewall, I was hoping we could post pics with hilarious captions. :(

[executioneer]

tattoo assassins is a fighting game and a hilariously bad one at that :x

[ItalianStereotype]

you guys could stop being mighty homos and play some city of villains

[Chojin]

so i downloaded zsnes to play with her and then she was all UHHH UHHH I'VE GOTTA GO

[executioneer]

oh shit thanks for reminding me i gotta cancel that before they take another credit card payment out

[Chojin]

what

[executioneer]

cov

[ItalianStereotype]

why

[executioneer]

mmorpgs are boring

[Misdemonar]

I wanted to go see the benchwarmers too...oh wait. :(

[Guitar Woman]

so i downloaded zsnes to play with her and then she was all UHHH UHHH I'VE GOTTA GO
hey jerk it's not like I don't have a life outside of the internet

[Esuohlim]

Goddamnit I had a dream that there was a Mock Meet in like Nebraska or something and GW wanted me to pick her up and take her there. Because I had never met her the only thing I worried about was "Oh God what if she's like 6'8" tall?"

And then some new idiot posted a picture of a Merry-Go-Round but instead of horses there were comic strip characters and his caption was "lol no one's riding on Garfield".

I hate sleep.

[Chojin]

hey jerk it's not like i'm not known to unmake jokes not on a joke forum off the joke internet not

[executioneer]

guitar woman are you six foot eight inches tall

[Guitar Woman]

no

[executioneer]

awesome

[Rongi]

you guys are weird. i only have dreams about basketball

[Emu]

ok i had another one

chojin was living in my backyard like some kind of freeloafer and then he stabbed his own hand on a knife and then bled all over my wall and it pissed me off >:

[Fathom Zero]

Last night, I had a dream where I went to church... and I haven't been to church in seven years...

[Terra]

I didn't dream anything that I can remember last night.

[Sethomas]

About a week ago I had a dream that Retro Kat came and visited me. We got along just fine, but eventually he said something stupid and I told him, "look, if you're going to say stupid shit I'm going to have to bite your ear off." So, he kept going on and on, so I was like "fine, look what you're making me do" and I started chewing on his ear, but I didn't have the energy to bite it off. After about thirty seconds of this, I just kind of stopped and we agreed that it was really awkward for the both of us.

Then this afternoon (yes I sleep through the afternoon) I dreamt that I got a call on my cell phone, and the caller was identified as Alycipher or Mew Barios or some shit like that. Whoever it was, was just calling to make sure that I was okay and feeling alright. Then I drove to a liquor store in Indianapolis, and I was super excited about some new alcholic beverage that came out. As I left my phone rang again, only this time the caller was identified as my sister. However, her voice was replaced at first by the mocker that had called me the first time, and after some time they revealed that it was a conference call they both made to warn me that there might be a thunderstorm coming my way. I looked around outside and it was a gorgeous sunny day, so I just got really pissed off that they called me over nothing.

[Terra]

Do you work late into the night that you sleep in the afternoon? I only ask this because on my days off I take naps in the afternoon. Thta's when I have the oddest dreams.

[Guitar Woman]

I had a dream about the NSFW thread last night. Some jackass posted a pic of a zombie getting it on with Jill Valentine. :x
The nastiest part is that I know something like that exists somewhere on the internet. :x :x :x

[Emu]

I think the dicknipples and vagineolas were the most depressing things i've seen in a while :(