HELP ME, MACUSERS!

[mburbank]

Help me. I have a Mac and the new board presents me with two problems. First, the typeface is black on a black background, making reading time consuming and somewhat painful. Second, posted images come out all over the place like a whacky collage. And no, I have not started drinking yet today, and yes I have finished drinking from yesterday.

[Mockery]

I'm not sure if this will work on a Mac, but if you're using Internet Explorer go to Tools - Internet Options and at the bottom there should be a button that says "Colors" in which you can change the default text colors. Why the text is appearing black to you is beyond me.

:macssuck

[mburbank]

Ok, so I have Explorer at home and netscape here, but basedd on your advice I was able to solve my typeface colro problem. Now my only problem is posted images coming out any old place and frequently obscurring peoples text. Anybody?

[Anonymous]

Netscape's shit. Get IE from download.com.

[Mockery]

Well, I'm glad I could at least help your text problem, but I've no clue what to tell ya about the images being scattered on your screen.

[error]

If you don't dig IE, see if Opra is supported under MACs

[Anonymous]

what version of netscape is it?

if you upgrade to 6 whatever that would probably help

the coding on the board is probably not totally clean and netscape will completely make stuff appear wacked out if it isn't. But 6 I think seems to handle that sort of thing much better

[mburbank]

Doopa; You rock.

1/2 hour after reading your post I have solved all my problems. I don't mean with just this board either, I mean EVERYTHING!!

All you techno Hosebags should bow down before the doopster, who went straight to the heart of the problem.

[Protoclown]

Max, I am glad that you are here. Now I can finally justify that warm squishy feeling I've had in my pants this morning.

[mburbank]

OH SURE, FELLA, YOU AND WHAT ARMY?!?

[Protoclown]

Rock trousers bunny!!!

[mburbank]

Touche, but as it happpens I met Rock Trousers. He was living in a 'bungalo' on the east side and all he had left were regrets, which he was selling on E-bay.

Three weeks later he was as dead as yesterdays funny pages and twice as stiff. Some say his last words were "Get... Protoclown". But some people will say nything. Won't they?

[Anonymous]

you welcome burbanky

[mburbank]

None of that Jar Jar talk, now.

[Anonymous]

hahaha I'll stab you

[mburbank]

See, don't you feel better already? Did you happen to see Eric Bagosian on Scrubs? He's Perry's psychiatrist, and at one point he says "I've got a hammer in my drawer".

[Anonymous]

now you lost me

[mburbank]

thats what everybody says