Is there a God and does he love us? This suggests no. [Archive]

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Courage the Cowardly Dog

Mar 24th, 2006, 09:23 PM

Behold, the worst ever imitation power glove.
*star wipe to*

http://www.gamevortex.com/ge_glov2.jpg
http://www.gamevortex.com/ge_glove.jpg

i stumbled on this looking for info on the mod im doing to my power glove.

Rongi

Mar 24th, 2006, 09:46 PM

you're saying that god doesnt exist because of some video game controller?

EisigerBiskuit

Mar 24th, 2006, 09:47 PM

He doesn't exist because he doesn't.

Courage the Cowardly Dog

Mar 25th, 2006, 06:42 PM

you're saying that god doesnt exist because of some video game controller?
i meant to say "a just loving god" because no just loving god would allow such an abomination to exist.

a mean god would totally think it was cool to freak with people's fingers like that.

Girl Drink Drunk

Mar 25th, 2006, 06:59 PM

There was also a power glove for the N64, I believe.

ArrowX

Mar 25th, 2006, 08:10 PM

shut up I had one of those playstation controllers and it was awesome, but some stupid native kid stole it from my house >:

Courage the Cowardly Dog

Mar 25th, 2006, 09:22 PM

native? do tell.

Supafly345

Mar 25th, 2006, 09:29 PM

Well you see, the natives are trying to construct a Cherokee Tomohawkobot to wreak havok on the white man for their crimes on nature and turning most of them half-white.

Courage the Cowardly Dog

Mar 25th, 2006, 10:07 PM

Well you see, the natives are trying to construct a Cherokee Tomohawkobot to wreak havok on the white man for their crimes on nature and turning most of them half-white.
this means we need a giant magnet for the robot, and some gambling and firewater to distract it's cherokee overlords.

Zomboid

Mar 25th, 2006, 11:22 PM

LOL SO ZANY LOL

Misdemonar

Mar 25th, 2006, 11:29 PM

THIS IS SO ORIGINAL. PLEASE GO ON. >: >: >:

executioneer

Mar 25th, 2006, 11:31 PM

i don't see what the problem is with this, apart from the fact that glove-controllers in general are hopelessly fruity

Supafly345

Mar 26th, 2006, 06:30 AM

I hate it when people don't realise I am making fun of them.

Guitar Woman

Mar 26th, 2006, 10:18 PM

Isn't Nowhere in Kansas?

thebiggameover

Mar 27th, 2006, 01:41 PM

no its in arizona....

Skulhedface

Mar 27th, 2006, 06:33 PM

Shut up you assholes. The Power Glove was the best peripheral EVER.

Not to play games with, of course. I mean to stick knives in and pretend to be Freddy Krueger with.