FIRST IT WAS A CHEETO. NOW THE LARGEST NERDS CANDY!

[Mockery]

I'm sure you've all heard about the "world's largest cheeto" that was sold on eBay recently. Well, I believe I am the owner of the world's largest Nerds candy.

BEHOLD!

http://www.i-mockery.net/newpics/nerds-huge.gif

IT'S HUGE!

[Matt Harty]

That's not a nerd! :lol

[The Retro Kat]

THAT IS THE COOLEST THING IVE EVER SEEN!



God I'm sad.

[Mockery]

HOLY SHIT!!!!!!!!!!! I FOUND ANOTHER ONE IN THE BOX AND NOT ONLY IS IT BIGGER but it's also BLUE!!!!!!!!!!!!!

http://www.i-mockery.net/newpics/nerds-huge2.jpg

:shocked

[ItalianStereotype]

how big was that cheetoh?

[Mockery]

http://i.cnn.net/cnn/2003/US/Midwest/03/15/offbeat.giant.cheeto.ap/story.vert.giant.cheeto.ap.jpg

[Zomboid]

Hmm...I get the feeling something sinister is going on here. Dipping pieces of styrofoam in paint, maybe? >:

[noob3]

I don't fucking care

[Mockery]

Just as you don't fucking matter. :)

[feelevil]

how much did the cheeto go 4?

[noob3]

Just as you don't fucking matter. :)

GET OFF YOUR HIGH HORSE, HITLER!!

[Les Waste]

Wasn't the cheeto found washed up on some shore in Hawaii or something?

How do they figure that's a cheeto? Did someone take a bite out of it? And you'd think the company that makes Cheetos would be able to make their own "world's biggest cheeto." It's not like they occur in nature, or they make them accidentally.

[McClain]

I swear to god Willy Wonka is behind this!

[FS]

I bet there's a golden ticket inside.

[Jixby Phillips]

OR A DEAD CHILD :(

[Esuohlim]

The secret ingredient is obese children shot up the chocolate tubes. :(

Some make a Soylent Green reference now!

[Mock101]

Quick! Set it on fire!

[slavemason]

Quick, Ska Forum Asshole!

[davinxtk]

Some make a Soylent Green reference now!

Tastes like pork?
You shouldn't have prompted for one, Ohllirht.

[hdofu]

http://i.cnn.net/cnn/2003/US/Midwest/03/15/offbeat.giant.cheeto.ap/story.vert.giant.cheeto.ap.jpg

Yummy http://www.handykult.de/plaudersmilies.de/happy/xyxthumbs.gif

[Wiffles]

Some make a Soylent Green reference now!

It tastes like heaven and its texture like cream, its the new product called Soylent Green ^_^

[Cap'n Crunch]

Why would you buy a food item on ebay? I am afraid to get any kind of electronic of off it. I don't want to get ripped off.

[Captain Robo]

I swear that Jixby is the funniest person on the internet :(

[Orgazmo]

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[The Unseen]

One time i found a potato chip shaped like protoclown :(