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sspadowsky
Mar 31st, 2006, 11:59 PM
On my way back from a brief little road trip, I saw a billboard that made me shake my head in bemused resignation. I realized that, while we are a stupid and doomed race, we have a marvelous capacity to be entertaining.

On the left half of the billboard stood a good ol', white, Ah-mur-kin farmer, complete with flannel shirt and trucker hat, standing proudly and stoically in front of a cornfield. On the right, stood an Arab sheik with a slightly menacing expression on his face.

The caption below read: "WHO WOULD YOU RATHER BUY YOUR GAS FROM?"

Unrelated: About five minutes after that, I passed guy in a car, on the rear window of which, some woman had written in large lettering, "I was attacked by the fuck rabbit."

ziggytrix
Apr 1st, 2006, 02:23 AM
there's a biodiesel station on my route to work now. :)

KevinTheOmnivore
Apr 1st, 2006, 10:18 AM
"I was attacked by the fuck rabbit."

This line was in my nightmare last night.

mburbank
Apr 1st, 2006, 05:08 PM
I would rather get free gas. So I suggest y'all buy loicking gas caps.