Pretend to be the person above you!!

[Sethomas]

So, I figured a thread like this would relieve some of the tension here on I-Mockery and give us all a chance to see how we come across to other mockers! What you do is you go in and post a comment that would seem normal for the last poster in the thread! I hope this lasts a long time, because this is bound to be great fun! Since Rog is admin, I'll start by pretending to be him!


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Hey guys, I don't know what's more fun, killing zombies or BEING a zombie!

[Sicktodeathmx]

*sighs* my name is Seth... I never smile. Ever. I'm sad :(

[MLE]

I like to conciously post pictures of myself that I think are bad because I'm not wearing any makeup! Someone say I'm pretty please... :(

;>

[Supafly345]

I just had my character in Kingdom of Villians draw a picture of my fiancee! Want to see it?

[Esuohlim]

I'm so dull my personality isn't apparent enough on the boards to make fun of!

[maggiekarp]

Hey everybody, do this. C'mon, it'll be great

[Schimid]

BOYS HATE ME :(

[ArrowX]

GOD DAMN ******S! >:

[RaNkeri]

I'm weirder than my avatar :(

[Guitar Woman]

I'm a faggot.

[ArrowX]

I'm totally cooler than Terra!

[kahljorn]

Someday I'll be the funniest person on this message board and you'll all regret not getting on my good side while you had the chance!

[King Hadas]

I just finished Jugovels book on German Mormonism and I'd like to talk about it in one long unbroken sentence.

[Moobs]

I'm a grammical error ;<

[RaNkeri]

I worship Jonathan Clement

[Zomboid]

No one knows who I am :(

[Trash]

I liek byos!!!1!!!!1!!!"#¤¤&#½!

[MarioRPG]

LOL! OMFG ALL YOUR BASE KICKS ASS!!!!11!!one

[Trash]

Rock on, my brave mountee friends! :rock

[xbxDaniel]

I'm going to be RaNkeri's best friend.

[MetalMilitia]

terra is my friend :(

[Esuohlim]

CAT PICTURES AND/OR VIDEOS

[Emu]

i don't remember why i did this

[Chojin]

i have something to add

[ArrowX]

I make up for the fact that I have a small penis by pushing around the forums and feeling big about it, not to mention I fucking love the furrys

[MetalMilitia]

I hate everyone on I-mock and only stick around so they can see that their insults have not phased me. Also i miss sports :(

[RaNkeri]

I bloody love tea & crumpets

[Chojin]

i can't decide which i love more, being wholly unremarkable or gay internet animated GIFs. i leave that question up to the philosophers.

[RaNkeri]

I think animated GIFs are gay, because they lag my PC >:

[Chojin]

I also have secret internet treehouse meetings with arrowx on habbo hotel that often end with me exiting the bathroom sweating like James Brown.

[Marc Summers]

I take candy from children and I have a huge smile the whole time I do it.

[the_dudefather]

i am quite confident that i have the best avatar ever

[Trash]

People don't REALLY hate me, they're just jealous of my coolness.

[MetalMilitia]

Im secretly Womti. Either that or suck equally as much.

[ArrowX]

I'm quite confident the majority of the boards like me, even though my dad punches me in my stupid dumb face, then shits down my mouth, all the while I'm calling out Blue Oatmeals name!

[Skulhedface]

Everybody likes me, right?

:sobs:

[RaNkeri]

I'm almost as lame as my avatar

[VolCanon]

I find Full House funny, My avatar is yet more lame, I eat cardboard and have an ass of stone. I like to beat small children and steal their lunch money, and I like to throw rocks at old grannies.

[MLE]

I only post to make fun of people that are even less known than myself to gain acceptance.

[Trash]

My avatar causes fucking seizures.

[ItalianStereotype]

boy I'm gonna show these guys what's what, just you see CHUCK NORRIS CHUCK NORRIS

[Trash]

I can't get over when that Trash fellow wrote a crappy Chuck Norris joke.

[Trash]

I'm an pathetic loser. :(

[ArrowX]

I'm trying to become zany and witty by double posting int the act liek the person above you thread. thus I act liek myself and express my discontent for such a stupid post.

[Rez]

it either :rock or does not :rock and the only way to say that something :rock is to use this :rock face all the :rock in' time because i think this face really :rock it really captures the :rock essence of :rock

:rock

[Jixby Phillips]

I LIKE ARTING AND FARTING

[Rez]

movies that are actually good might be good but they're not worth talking about everyone let's talk about sledgehammer instead
i mean why not i like irrelevant things

[Supafly345]

Chaotic spatters of color is art when I do it.

[Rongi]

It's a shame that my artistic talents dont make up for my complete and utter lack of a personality

[MLE]

Hey, I'm too cool for you.

[Supafly345]

Motherfucking new girls.

[Sacks]

I'm going to waste one of Sacks' posts by posting before him.

[Rongi]

I dont even know who I am

I too am Sacks

[MLE]

Man I suck. Even at art.


EDIT: I AM SACKS

[Sacks]

I project what I feel are my shortcomings on cooler, and much more attractive, boardmembers.

[Esuohlim]

I posted in this thread on Apr 02 12:43 EST

[MLE]

Man I really suck.

EDIT AGAIN I AM SACKS

stop butting in

[Rongi]

I AM SO EAGER TO POST

[Sacks]

I can never seem to pull off a proper ribbing successfully. I am so jealous of Sacks and his shortlived yet highly renowned website!

[MLE]

I USED TO BE USEFUL BUT NOW I JUST TELL PEOPLE WHAT I'M LISTENING TO

EDIT I AM RONGI >:

[Sacks]

THIS THREAD IS IN SHAMBLES!

[xbxDaniel]

Please skip, not funny.

[Rongi]

NO ONE LIKES ME :(

[MLE]

Muddy Waters - Deep Down In Florida

[Rongi]

TERRA I FUCKING HATE YOU

[Supafly345]

I'm going to overthrow Iron Mitchell.

[Rongi]

I DRAW

[Emu]

i haven't put a period in a post since 2004

[MLE]

I suck but I've been around long enough

[Jixby Phillips]

I am an enjoyable board member!

[MLE]

I make no sense half the time, but I'm still funny most of the time!

[Rongi]

I am to Chojin as Garfunkel is to Simon

[Emu]

I secretly wish I had one of those dancing Mega Man avatars

[Supafly345]

Just think of my high post count as practice!

[MLE]

I like to draw things but I can't ever get skin tones right cause i'm colorblind :< :< :<

[Schimid]

I love this thread!

[MLE]

I NEVER VISIT CHOJIN OR MLE EXCEPT WHEN THEY BRIBE ME

[Lotida]

I wish Terra would post another picture!

[Rongi]

I am the female Fartin Mowler

[MLE]

I just made a good joke!

[Lotida]

I like riding Chojins coat tales on this messageboard!!

[Rongi]

i really liked his joke!

I. AM. MLE.

[Lotida]

I wish I could keep up with this thread!!

[MLE]

I wish I knew how to spell!

[Lotida]

I wish I could think of better comebacks!

[Rongi]

IT SURE IS HARD TYPE WITH CHOJIN'S EGO IN THE WAY

I AM MLE AGAIN

[Lotida]

DUH! Someone explain how this thread goes again???

[maggiekarp]

Me and Terra are BFF so don't you make fun of her >:

[MLE]

I have been surprisingly funny recently!

[maggiekarp]

WHO WANTS SOME COMPLIMENTS?

[Rongi]

i do :(

[Immortal Goat]

Me and my buddies are the only cool people on the site, and to prove it, we're going to revive our matching avatars from several months ago.

[maggiekarp]

When they show Looney Tunes I change the channel because those jokes are old and I demand only the freshest of humor

[Immortal Goat]

I make jokes about people that really don't apply to them.

[MLE]

I don't get those jokes.

[Terra]

I want goatsecks with Terra

http://www.i-mockery.net/mockwar2k5/images/teeth.jpg

[maggiekarp]

I TYPE FAST

[Immortal Goat]

I assume that someone doesn't get a joke just because they point out the lack of relevance of a Looney Tunes reference.

EDIT: I was MLE

[Rongi]

i really am totally lame

[Sam]

I TALK TO SAM ON AIM

[MLE]

I WANT TO START AN INTERNET FAD

[Lotida]

I think Terra has the prettiest eyes. I wish I could shave her beard.

[MLE]

I would give up my daughter to save Terra's online honour.

[Terra]

I eat so much Godiva that I blew my feet out

[Sam]

I AM A SHITCUNT

[Lotida]

If I can't think of anything else to say I will rely on the old stand by and call her a cunt!

[MLE]

:) :) :) :) :) :) :) :) :)

[Terra]

Ditto to more feet stuff

[Lotida]

MLE wishes she was as thin as me!

[maggiekarp]

I apparantly take on shitcunt apprenticeships

[Lotida]

I am irrelevant and nobody knows who I am.

[MLE]

People wish they didn't know who I am.

[Lotida]

I think I will color my hair again so people might notice me.

[Rongi]

Even though I claim to be a mother with a husband i find enough time in my schedule to yell at kids on the internet at 1 in the morning

[maggiekarp]

Negative attention is still attention!

[edit] I am faster than internet!

[Lotida]

I wish I had a family too!

[Terra]

I'm getting ready to go to sleep with my husband of many years and wake up to my family.. :)

Love ya toots!

[maggiekarp]

I make fun of Maggie's tragic lack of family and take it too far :(

I was Lotida, but we're together so much it's easy to get confused

[Lotida]

People don't know me! :(

[Terra]

Thank Christ there are a few people around here that know what a fucxktard really is..

[maggiekarp]

I wish I had friends.

family > fucktards

[Schimid]

SCHIMID!

[Supafly345]

*cries*

~love, maggiekarp

[Lotida]

I wish I had friends.

HEY! It's not fair that Maggie is quoting herself!! :(

[maggiekarp]

My only defense against Maggie is to make fun of how she is a cult classic

[Terra]

Or what a nobody I am....

[Chojin]

i post almost as much as lotida in this thread

[Terra]

I'm the boss. Post against me and your fucking out of here.

[maggiekarp]

I am not banned yet

[Supafly345]

Public school depresses me.

[Chojin]

i also post almost as much as lotida in this thread

[Guitar Woman]

I'm a fatty lol

[Rongi]

i have a smug sense of acceptance despite the fact that a majority of the people here find me utterly irritating

[Immortal Goat]

All videogames suck unless they are at least 10 years old.

EDIT: I was Guitar Woman

[Terra]

I wonder who I am

[Chojin]

i make every comment on the internet with a forced smile in real life

sometimes people ask me what i'm doing and i get all embarrassed

[Terra]

I am an asshole

[Guitar Woman]

All videogames suck unless they are at least 10 years old.
I obviously don't know anything at all about guitar woman since i am a big dumbass

[Chojin]

i may look like i'm 40, but i act like i'm 10 to compensate.

[Terra]

In real life I'm an asshole too

[maggiekarp]

I totally have a vagina

I make bland, repetitive insults and complain when others do so to me.

[Terra]

I don't have a vagina

[ItalianStereotype]

90% of my posts involve telling others that their attempts at making fun of me failed miserably and they, in turn, have sex with some sort of animal/relative/not at all.

[Terra]

I wish I could spit the gum out of my mouth and talk coherently.

In English.

[ItalianStereotype]

god, why did I post that? oh shit, ItalianStereotype is such an intimidating internet personality, a genius, and a master of the sexual arts. I hope he looks at me!

[Rongi]

MAMA MIA!

[Terra]

I'm from New York.

[ItalianStereotype]

oh shit, rongi originally meant to tell me that the acidity of my remarks were akin to a half chewed lime. he's got my number! I should commit eSuicide! I, Terra, suck horribly!

[Sam]

I CAN'T TAKE A PICTURE OF MYSELF BECAUSE I CAN'T GET MY HANDS ON A CAMERA

[Terra]

In real life I'm an asshole too. And I pray I didn't give my gf a sexually transmitted disease.

[Rongi]

I, Italian Stereotype, fill in for internet tought guy numero uno when chojin is afk!

also, you all post way to damn fast!

[Terra]

I'm from New York!

[Sam]

I say the same things over and over again.

[Terra]

I'm a fucking idiot that talks about hitting my gf all the time even when it's not true.

[Guitar Woman]

I ruined GW's post about how Sam has bad taste in television!

[Terra]

I'm a saggy cunt dyke that can't get laid even if I bought a kitty

[Sam]

People wish I was banned again because I add no value to anything.

[Terra]

I'm such a loser somebody shoot me

[Guitar Woman]

I really need to shut the fuck up and stop being such a stupid boring slut

[Terra]

I'm rambling. What a fucking idiot I am!

[Chojin]

My audience expects me to make a contrived insult and I like to deliver.

[Guitar Woman]

I'm way more smug than you

[Terra]

I hate being a fucktard

[maggiekarp]

Hey guys I think we might need therapy :(

I am the Queen of Mockwars, though whether this is good or bad has yet to be seen! [GW]

I interupt other people's observations with my incessant calling-everyone-a-fucktardery

[Guitar Woman]

What the fuck you guys, stop posting so much

[Terra]

I a drunk slag and I can't keep up. Somebody please fuck me. Anybody???

[Chojin]

i am going to start having my posts deleted if I can't let other people use the thread too

[RaNkeri]

I have a diarrhea fetish :(

[maggiekarp]

My sources are questionable and my information seems faulty.

[RaNkeri]

I'm trying hard not to look like an anime fan, but I fail miserably :(

[Sethomas]

I live in fear that the Swedish or the Russians are going to invade again.

[Marc Summers]

I really really wish stupid people would just leave me alone. What do I look like, a stupid magnet?

[Esuohlim]

I'm going to E3 to talk about video games with a large number of obese and socially retarded nerds this will be heaven

[ArrowX]

I'm gay for stephen colbert, even tho I'm way out of his league.

[Trash]

I like to say the words gay and homo.
Not because i'm hiding something, no way!

[MarioRPG]

I love to make this topic look worse!

[RaNkeri]

The fact that I'm from Canada doesn't mean I'm from lower race, does it? :(

[Esuohlim]

I'm too new for anyone to know a lot about me, but I keep posting in this thread anyway even though the next poster will have no fucking idea what to say about me. I should stop.

[ArrowX]

I an correct.

[Chojin]

does anyone have resident evil codes

[Jixby Phillips]

I'm pretty funny!

[Trash]

I'm mister mockery's best friend!
We go on many adventures together!

[ziggytrix]

I'm completely useless! :)

[Supafly345]

Will everybody please think of the models.

[Rez]

i like to believe that i can be caustic sometimes...

[Girl Drink Drunk]

I have a scary face :(

[GADZOOKS]

I am pretending to be the person above me.

[GADZOOKS]

I am pretending to be the person above me.

[GADZOOKS]

I am pretending to be the person above me.

[GADZOOKS]

I am pretending that I have multiple personalities.

[maggiekarp]

I am too wacky for this thread

[GADZOOKS]

I wish my dad's heart stopped beating.

[ArrowX]

I wished everyone on the boards were as cool as me.

[pjalne]

I wish they would make another Godzilla movie already.

[Sacks]

I've got hair on my chest, I look good without a shirt on.

[pjalne]

I am right on one account.

[Marc Summers]

I hope nobody finds out about the blowjob I just gave sacks under the table :chatter

[ArrowX]

It my avitar alone is better than a third of the posters on these boards.

[MetalMilitia]

I am easily impressed :(

[Fathom Zero]

I'm too cool for school!

[CaptainBubba]

I am a young growing boy of 23 who hasnt learned to shave and mastubates to grainy video of british women being led through confusing human sized rat mazes.

[Mr. Vagiclean]

I entered this thread, not to imitate the person who posted above me but to find out WHAT I AM REALLY ABOUT



I am so really self deceiving ::{

[Seven Force]

I'm a swell guy.

[Esuohlim]

Welcome to CVS! Where are the toiletries located, you ask? Well I'm looking in the direction of the toiletries, sir, I don't understand what the difficulty is.

[RaNkeri]

I'm not a reatard. Do retards even act like this?

[pjalne]

I am the epitome of internet faggotry.

[Tropical]

I'm from scandinavia, i like to do scandinavian things. Like, go fishing or dance the tango. :(

[MLE]

I don't post nearly enough, even though every time I return, people still love me!

[RaNkeri]

Brains aren't everything. In fact in my case they're nothing.

[MLE]

I need to shut up because I'm ruining what used to be a good thread!

Plus, my avatar is too big!

[MetalMilitia]

Im going to tell you this, not because I am a spitefull person but because I believe in HONESTY; i hate you, i hate you, i hate you

[RaNkeri]

What am I going to do for my face when the baboon wants his ass back? :(

[Jixby Phillips]

I use this thread to put use to my GARFIELDS GUIDE TO BIG FAT HAIRY PUT-DOWNS THAT WORK EVERYTIME book

[MetalMilitia]

No one on i-mockery talks about things I want to talk about :(

[Schimid]

I'm inconsistent!

[Esuohlim]

Don't call me "Schmid" or I'll kill ya grrrrrrrrrr

[RaNkeri]

My jokes have started to rust, they're not even funny anymore :(

[Esuohlim]

When I don't get what the previous poster is saying I should just keep my mouth shut instead of making a fool of myself.

[RaNkeri]

I can't stand it, when someone proves that I failed :(

[Marc Summers]

Every time I see a picture of Jesus, I laugh. Running gags are HILARIOUS.

[Jeff The Ninja]

I spend all my time playing videogames and watching anime. And I get to go to E3 and no one else can because I make games for a living. Yet I am not an asshole about it.

[Girl Drink Drunk]

I DON'T REALLY CARE OF ERADICATING THE FORUMS OF SPAMMERS AND ANNOYANCES. I WILL GAIN EVERYONE'S TRUST AND ONE DAY STAB RoG IN THE BACK, AND BECOME THE OVERSEER OF THIS FORUM. THE FORUM SHALL BE ALL MINE. ALL MIIIIIINE. MWAHAHAAHHAHA!!!

[Archduke Tips]

Who knows what I named myself after! It sure sounds badass though.

[Jeff The Ninja]

My avatar kicks ass, but you cant see it.

[Girl Drink Drunk]

I AM SO EVIL I DIRECTED STREET FIGHTER THE MOVIE AND CO-WROTE METALLICA'S THE UNFORGIVEN II.

[Jeff The Ninja]

I jump to conclusions and I like to ask questions that can be answered by a little looking.

[Rez]

i have the worst taste in everything ever

[Girl Drink Drunk]

I agree with Sniperwulf's statement :/ (whoops, was meant for Jeff)

[Supafly345]

The opinions of deluded fanboys are always worth hearing!

[Sethomas]

For how long I've actively been here, you'd think people would have some clue as to who I am by now.

[Jeff The Ninja]

I like to smoke the pipe because I am cool.

[CaptainBubba]

I like to refresh threads on the internet so I can post my reponses accordingly. I eat nothing but easy mac and I shit myself to YTMNDs with chuck norris.

[Seven Force]

I'm a chiseled stud who's been laid more than anyone here ten times over. I shouldn't be here.

[Tropical]

I would like captain bubba to take my butt virginity

[Seven Force]

I'm jealous of Seven Force's decadent, hot, oily alternative lifestyle.

[Tropical]

decedent

n : someone who is no longer alive


I'm into the kinky shit.

[Sethomas]

REAL men speak Canton.

[RaNkeri]

MY avatar gives seizures, but who gives a fuck?

[Jeff The Ninja]

Captain Bubba has already taken my Butt Virginity, Twice!

[Fathom Zero]

CAN YOU TELL, I'M A TROMA FAN!

[Emu]

Who am I?

[Tropical]

http://www.boomspeed.com/tropicaljim/emu.gif

[ziggytrix]

Back off or I'll shoot you with an air pistol.

[Black Flag]

hey guys i'm a guy!

[Jixby Phillips]

I'm a pretty great guy!

[pjalne]

I know the clue to absurdist humor is to avoid the pitfalls of contrived randomness and internet kitch icons.

[Mockery]

I'm from Norway! That means I wear face paint and listen to Black Metal 24/7!

http://www.holeinthesky.no/upload/1118281756tsjuder_title.jpg

[Seven Force]

LELOO DALLAS MULTIPASS

[Marc Summers]

Hey guys I know that you say that I'm too much of an SA goon around here, but I just found something over there that I think you guys should see!!

[Tropical]

I'm audtioning to be a young Penguin in the next Batman villan spinoff movie.