Sethomas is ignorant.

[Trash]

I stand by what i said.

[Terra]

The cheese stands alone!

[RaNkeri]

Mmmm Cheese! :yum

[Sethomas]

Shouldn't the title of this thread be "Trash is way too dense for his own fucking good"?

[Marc Summers]

Your post is about 1/10000th of the size I expected it to be when I read the title.

[Lotida]

What did Sethomas do?

[RaNkeri]

What did Sethomas do?

I think Trash's pissed at him :(

[camacazio]

That, Trash, is a false statement.

[Seven Force]

I think Trash should burn. No pun intended.

[Guitar Woman]

That's good, because your post didn't contain one.

[Chojin]

Granted, but someone PMs you about your signature all upset and in the confusion you apologize and change it only to find that they were putting you on. Each of you then makes a thread about it in Mock Wars and have the same contrived argument in those and other threads until you leave for the next few days.

[wastr]

you are getting old reeeeeeeeeeeal fast, pal.

[Seven Force]

You're such a dumb fuck.

[Fathom Zero]

I believe everyone is so awesome on this board and I want them all to be MyFriends on MySpace.

*Teenage Giggling Ensues*

[Seven Force]

I don't want to know what you do with your time you giggling cunt.

[wastr]

You're such a dumb fuck.

said the man with black rimmed glasses, mock fedora and a forced smile. suddenly-

[Fathom Zero]

David Cross never said that!

At least, that I know of.

[Seven Force]

You're such a dumb fuck.

said the man with black rimmed glasses, mock fedora and a forced smile. suddenly-

Yep, you are really fucking lame.

[wastr]

like I give a shit, you ******.

[xbxDaniel]

You say that like we care about what you think.

[wastr]

I say that like I dont care about what you think.

[Fathom Zero]

I wish you had terminal colon cancer.

[Chojin]

wastr u talk like ur in a gang

[wastr]

I wish you would stop posting after every damn thing I post here.

[wastr]

wastr u talk like ur in a gang

looks like you got some reading to do, "boss"

[xbxDaniel]

I wish you would stop posting.

[Chojin]

wait what at first i was all 'at least he respects authority, he can't be in a real gang' and then i saw those tick-marks and now i just don't know what to believe anymore

[wastr]

why, because the "NG idiots" stupidity is ruining your day? shut the fuck up. I've been here barely a week, and I have under 40 posts.

[xbxDaniel]

And none of them are interesting.

[Fathom Zero]

Nor are they relevent to any other topics at hand.

[wastr]

wait what at first i was all 'at least he respects authority, he can't be in a real gang' and then i saw those tick-marks and now i just don't know what to believe anymore

what the hell are you talking about? have you finally gone mad, Chojin?

[Chojin]

that's big talk coming from a tiny man in a green shirt being crushed by equally tiny white walls

[wastr]

now dont you making fun of my avatar Mr. insurance pamphlet.

[Chojin]

do you see me staring derisively at you

you'll notice my coat is off

that means it's your move

i look undaunted

[Chojin]

also you appear the keep mistaking this forum for a soup kitchen, womti

[Chojin]

i bring it up because you're homeless and all

[wastr]

have you even fucking been paying attention to ANYTHING









EDIT: oh

[Chojin]

and you could probably use some soup

[Chojin]

if you said something that i should have been paying attention to, you'll have to excuse me for skimming over it

[wastr]

this is wonderful
another damn chojin rant >:

[Chojin]

so what is it that you like about this forum

[wastr]

just ban me already




get it over with

[Chojin]

you know, people like you are the reason the somethingawful forums started charging for membership

[wastr]

I'm waaaaaaaaaitiiing

[Chojin]

womti, we're here to HELP

i'm willing to help you get over your sad, sick love for us

but you have to be willing to let it go

[Chojin]

also i didn't ban your dale account did you just create a new account because you love forms?

[wastr]

I dont love you guys anymore
chojin you are good looking and funny but that is all
you are seriously just an asshole

[xbxDaniel]

Are you coming onto him?

[wastr]

no, I'm SHUNNING him :eek

[wastr]

and chojin, YOU may have not banned the dale account
but it is banned nonetheless

[Chojin]

so what's it like being a career liar?

does that have anything to do with why your mother doesn't love you anymore

[Chojin]

it's really a rhetorical question since you're gone and never coming back and all after trying so hard under a handful of handles to gain acceptance

[wastr]

I kind of figured you would be banning me.
AND THE DALE ACCOUNT IS BANNED.
BANNED BANNED BANNED. >:

[Chojin]

it really isn't.

so, what time were you planning on leaving forever? or is 'add reply' your equivalent to a snooze button for internet exile

[wastr]

you're just doing this to make yourself look good chojin. the dale account is banned and you of all people should know that because you fucking did it to make yourself look good. stop being manipulative. >:

[Chojin]

the ips are banned, the account is not.

also, you are batshit nuts.

[wastr]

at least you can admit to banning something. also, how the hell was I supposed to know the account wasnt banned? you know damn well I wouldnt be able to figure that out.

[Terra]

This reminds me. Isn't nose due back anytime now?

[Seven Force]

I thought wastr was a faggot. Didn't know he was womti this time. The NG idiot thing threw me off. But he was still a faggot.

No matter what form you take you will always be the same faggot. >:

[Terra]

This comming from the forum brownnoser.

[Seven Force]

Pssssh. What about you? You used to be cool. Now you're just a pussy. A shell of your former self. You disgust me. Disgust me.

[Terra]

Well now there goes my id.

[Trash]

Somehow i think there is a lot of off-topic replies here.

[BlueOatmeal]

I dont have a problem with Seththomas. He seems like a very good guy. I like his style. :)

[Trash]

Neither do i. Well, not anymore.

[Girl Drink Drunk]

Somehow i think there is a lot of off-topic replies here.
Back in my day, I've had a few threads completely ruined by spamming.lol.

[Trash]

Typing 'lol' will ruin any board ever.

[Guitar Woman]

So are Terra and Sevenforce gonna stop beating around the bush and fuck or what?

[ArrowX]

yeah there totally gay for eachother

[Seven Force]

So are Terra and Sevenforce gonna stop beating around the bush and fuck or what?

You know that social situation when somebody or a group of people want you to leave, because they don't necessarily like you, and they try to be as nice as they can to let you know without being direct, cause that would be too mean, but you can't take the hint so you continue to stay and it just makes things uncomfortable for everyone else? You know? You seem like you know.

[Guitar Woman]

I'll take that as a yes. Make tapes ok ;)

[Guitar Woman]

oh wait what the hell am I saying that'd be sick :x

[Emu]

I like Guitar Woman. >:

[Guitar Woman]

I find it hilarious that his little speech can be better applied to himself than it can to me.

[Seven Force]

Uh, no. Not really.

you're a stupid dipshit that nobody likes please go drink some formaldehyde

Let's try to keep this professional, shall we? :rolleyes

[Terra]

don't use the rolling eyes emot it's not professional and that wasn't a bad pm it could have been worse am i right?

[Seven Force]

Fuck off. :)

[Terra]

yes i'll get right on that

[Chojin]

what happened between you kids IT USED TO BE SO BEAUTIFUL

[Terra]

Breaking up is so hard to do.

But mandingo loves pink pussy. :(

[Chojin]

terra, how many people have you e-mailed your vagina to so far?

[Rongi]

i thought that was a picture of the thing that ate Boba Fett in Return Of The Jedi

[Seven Force]

terra, how many people have you e-mailed your vagina to so far?

i thought that was a picture of the thing that ate Boba Fett in Return Of The Jedi

>: you fuckers, >:

[Trash]

I wonder how this has anything to do with sethomas being ignorant.
I quite frankily wonder how this has anything to do with anything.

[executioneer]

a topic on a message board went off-topic? heavens!

[Terra]

terra, how many people have you e-mailed your vagina to so far?

I'll have to go back and check my paypal accoount.

[Terra]

Okay here's the figures: 348 images went to male homosexuals and I got the best replies from that (man those guys are hostile!)

10 went out to hetero's but the responses were predictable. And no fun.

528 went out to elderly men, over 65. 30% which resulted in death from coronary attacks.

3 went out to lesbian recipients but GW threw up. She must still be cleaning up the keyboard. I'm sure I'll hear from her soon.

93 went out to dogs and cats but only three haven't actually chewed their right front leg off. Kitties tried to drown themselves.

All simian recipients clubbed each other with primate tools once they saw me.

Those are the results so far.

I think we could counter all terrorist attacks by sending then Terrarist pictures but to date, no reply from my request for funding of this project has been sent.

[Rongi]

hey that's great

[Chojin]

So is there some sort of mailing list I should look for

[executioneer]

yeah wheres the listserv signup

[Rongi]

it is so fucking hot in my room. i guess it's time to bring the fans up from my basement

[Terra]

you should be chewing off your third leg in all this heat

[Rongi]

fartin, is that you?

[Trash]

I wonder why do i even bother.

[Terra]

With what?

[Trash]

With this world.

[Terra]

yo don't do anything crazy alley cleaning is an honorable profession so if you do yourself think of the swill that won't be mopped up and everybody will only think of you and what a slob you were for leaving this world and not cleaning up

[That Man]

Sometimes I think you need to put punctuation. Your statements are clear but you lack the essence of dividing sentences. I think that post was about how cleaning alleys is good but I'm not sure.

[Terra]

Kindly post your info in the "Let's Get to Know Each Other" thread. I do my best work when I know what I'm dealing with.

[ArrowX]

BLARG

[That Man]

Is that the call of a Halo Elite I hear?
Wart Wart Wart!

[Esuohlim]

I wonder why do i even bother.

With this world.

If you're thinking of killing yourself you have my support!

[Terra]

But if you do, please take milhouse with you. >:

[Esuohlim]

I didn't know you cared you must really love me and other things Lotida would say

[Terra]

Milhouse has another off day. :(

[Esuohlim]

I was sleepy all day and I took a two-hour nap that made me feel worse :(

[Terra]

I hope your feeling better. I hate when your a grumpy bug.

[That Man]

Sethomas is ignorant.

[Terra]

Sethomas is awesome. I mean it!

[That Man]

I know , I was joking

[Terra]

Well I'm all over defending Sethomas! Once he replies to my query about him autographing his BOOK I BOUGHT (39.95 plus tax!!!--6.66 Mo tax), I'm all over that crap!

To date, he hasn't said shit on his thread. I refuse to read his BOOK THAT I BOUGHT until he makes the beeg X.

That uppity bastard! :)

[Terra]

Whoops!

I take that back!!! Sorry Mr. Seth!!! He even called me a sweety! I'm soooo all about this guy! :)

[Lotida]

I didn't know you cared you must really love me and other things Lotida would say



Milhouse... it seems you know me well. We should meet! :)

[Esuohlim]

OK then my fist can become properly acquainted with your face :loo

[Girl Drink Drunk]

DANMIT SETH STOP SPINNING AROUND AND STAND STILL WHILE IM TALKING TO YOU IN CAPS PRETENDING TO BE ANGRY

[Fathom Zero]

DAN MITT!

http://img111.imageshack.us/img111/2382/danmit9ro.gif

[Girl Drink Drunk]

NO GHOST WITH FEET ITS TOO DANGEROUS TO JOIN ME DONT BE A HERO MAN

[Fathom Zero]

It's too late man, I've already gone over the edge and once you do that, there's no going back.

[Lotida]

OK then my fist can become properly acquainted with your face :loo


I like a guy who can get physical on the first date!!

[Terra]

I love this woman.

I just fucking adore her! :love

[Esuohlim]

You've never met her in real life you just adore words on a screen loser

[Lotida]

You've never met her in real life you just adore words on a screen loser


How do you know loser? You are oh so terribly wrong... as usual!


I hate it when your jealous side comes out.... it's so hurtful! >:

[Misdemonar]

Lotida butters my sausage :sexy

[Terra]

Milhouse fer keeryste sakes! How the hell do you know that she and I haven't met and that *giggle* we might even be...(oh shit) SISTERS??

Have YOU even met your fucking girlfriend yet or is she ..like..online still?

And btw, I still really like you. Your like in the upper 10 people that I actually look forward to reading around here.

And Lotida, sis? You had best butter Misdemonar's sausage!! :)

[Lotida]

And Lotida, sis? You had best butter Misdemonar's sausage!! :)

Is that a polish kielbasa or is he just happy to see me??

[Terra]

Probably both sis. You just need to bring "I can't believe it's not butter!" Or Land O Lakes."

:love

[Terra]

And to squash nasty rumors, Lotida and I are sisters!

:she's the tall one

[Girl Drink Drunk]

SETHOMAS I'M GONNA KICK YOUR FUCKIN' ASS FUCKING PHIL ANSELMO STYLE!

[Trash]

My (Barbarian) GODS your new avatar is stupid, Sniperwulf.

[Girl Drink Drunk]

It kicks your avatar's ass, PUNK. Im done making Seth cry like a bitch, AND NOW IM GONNA SODOMIZE YOU WITH THAT RAZOR DILDO FROM SE7EN YOU KNOW WHAT IM TALKING ABOUT. THEN IM GONNA MAKE YOU WATCH THE BEST OF SATURDAY NIGHT LIVE: JIMMY FALON AND YOUR GOING TO ENJOY IT BITCH.

[Girl Drink Drunk]

GOD DANM I CHANGED MY AVATAR I HOPE YOUR HAPPY NOW. I SWEAR TO GOD IM GONNA SNAP........SETHMOSES YOU SHUT YOUR TRAP UNLESS YOU WANNA ANOTHER LICKING GOD DANMIT.

[Emu]

what thread is this

[Misdemonar]

http://i47.photobucket.com/albums/f171/Misdemonar/DSC01105.jpg

Posting, in the old days.

[camacazio]

Ok yeah I cracked up at that.

[Sethomas]

Sniperwulf you're almost as bad as Finnish people. You know why else Finnish people suck? Because residents of Finland and Lapland, respectively, are known as Finns and Lapps. That's just an outright proclamation, "my country sucks and I like sex with men". Since you're from Canada, a country serving as the monarchial douchebag (long-since discarded) of Great Britain, you are guilty by association of the faulty anglocization of the Suomi and Sámi peoples.

Do not question the soundness of my logic. I will not illustrate it for you because your head would explode and I would thereby be accused of commiting a hate crime against the mentally handicapped.

You know something else about Finland? They're the only country to pay the United States in full for debts incurred by World War I. Sounds nice, right? Except it's just a self-righteous fart against the winds of American commerce.

Finland has lots of Lutherans, too. Well, by "lots" I mean that it's considerable for a country of 12 million or so. I won't offend anyone's religious sensibilities (unless you want me to), but I really can't refrain from pointing out that Martin Luther's pathological scrupolosity was rooted in the worst case of constipation in the history of religion.

[Girl Drink Drunk]

That's just nice, Seth, but GOD DANM THIS ISN'T THE PHILOSOPHY SECTION. HERE YOU MAKE WITTY YET NON-PERSONAL INSULTS AND PRETEND YELL TO YELL BY TYPING IN CAPS LOCK, AND SAY RANDOM SHIT. ALSO WATCH YOUR MOUTH ABOUT CANADA OR BY GOD ILL FORCE YOU TO WATCH POINT BREAK AT GUNPOINT

[Guitar Woman]

hey guys what's the closest thing to a fish's rear end, a Finn lolol

[Sethomas]

Sniperwulf, you can't accuse me of using the caps lock key because you [b]just don't know[/i] that I'm not really just using the shift key. When you call my approach "random" you admit that the subtle connections between my posts in their full evolution and those of my interlocutors and thus you're deficient in cognitive capabilities.

I don't know why you'd threaten to hold me at gunpoint when Canada probably has laws forbidding gun ownership to minors and those deficient in cognitive abilities. It wouldn't be hard to find my address from information I've provided on the forums, but for you to come after me is unfeasible because you'd run out of funds while paying for Canadian gasoline before making it to the American border with our own gas prices that would bankrupt you in their own right.

You obviously haven't put much thought into your plan to point a gun to my head.

[Girl Drink Drunk]

I still have a painball gun, and that hurts like a bitch.......you've been warned. :chatter

[Sethomas]

Painball? Chattering teeth emoticon indeed.

[Girl Drink Drunk]

lol. Paintball, but I guess the two words go hand in hand.

[Terra]

Seth is not somebody I would want to tangle with! :)

[Girl Drink Drunk]

Beware his powers of rhetoric and reason.

[Terra]

Don't meth with Seth! :love