Hey Staxeon!

[Terra]

Are you on night duty yet?

We need the requisite comedy hour!! Xbx and I miss you!!! Post that picture of your toe damnit!!!!

[Terra]

That sonoabitch is googling my goddamned snatch. Serves him right when he comes up with Sasquatch

[Chojin]

I think Terra is drunk guys how rad is that

[Terra]

No I wasn't. >:

Sorry Staxeon but your thread is now derailed. Don't say your not appreciated! I tried.

[Fathom Zero]

http://img392.imageshack.us/img392/5531/terra8cx.jpg
Congratulations, Elmar!

[Guitar Woman]

oh, sick :x

[Terra]

That's right bayybee. Your bush on my chin and milhouse's eyes complete the ensemble. All that and a bag of chips!

[Guitar Woman]

I'm going to have nightmares about that pic.

[Terra]

I hate to read that. Between you, milhouse, my teeth and I, I would say we have a new breed of superior being.

[Seven Force]

yeah being really fucking stupid and ugly

[Terra]

You seem awfully angry after talking to Bue Oatmeal. What, he wouldn't slip you the wood?

[Staxeon]

Terra, I only work 3 days a freaking week, googling your box would be a 20 day foray into the deep jungle with a machette and rifle.

Jesus I can't even take time off and get drunk at home playing Super Smash Bros or City of Villains without a thread gettign started about me!

I took the pic of my toe, but I was too lazy to pull it off the digicam and put it online. Mebe tomorrow.

[Terra]

Thank Christ your back. The box, machette and rifle bit were hilarious. And eerily true.

[Esuohlim]

Terra if you keep mentioning me in Mock Wars threads that I didn't post in yet I'm going to have to pull some Lotida shit on you

[Staxeon]

You asked for it, you got it

http://www.nerdhatch.com/jeremy/jer_toe1.jpg

http://www.nerdhatch.com/jeremy/jer_toe2.jpg

There are two separate lumps on it, one on the left more on the bottom of my toe, and a bigger one on the right toward the top. I'm guessing they're the separate ends of the fracture I keep reinjuring, so bone material keeps building up.

Now where's Fathom's pics of his chemically burned feet so we can see who has the gnarliest nubbins.

*and yes I have "finger toes"

[Fathom Zero]

I've got the same long toes. Also, my feet are long and skinny, like clown shoes.

And I really need to find my USB cable.

[Lotida]

Terra if you keep mentioning me in Mock Wars threads that I didn't post in yet I'm going to have to pull some Lotida shit on you


Milhouse... you're going to make me all giddy inside!!

[Terra]

Those are nice feet Staxeon. The little toe just looks like it has a boo boo. I was expecting something as horrific as my photoshop face.

I'm dysfunctionally aroused.

[Staxeon]

Little boo boo, no. Its AFU. I tried to take another pic from the side but it didn't turn out, see, it healed all wrong and crooked, it doesn't touch the ground. With my foot firmly on the ground I can slide a credit card under the little toe without it touching.

And you being aroused by my feet makes me feel kinda weird inside. Like when you find out donut creme is just lard and sugar, you should be grossed out but its sooooo tastey.

[Terra]

This is probably a good time for my photshopped face to make it lusty appearance. Only now with little hearts and birds floating around.

Fathom Zero, are you going to bungle another post or spend due time on augmenting my face?

[Fathom Zero]

Well, you can do a lot with such a large pic, and such a beautiful face.

[Staxeon]

You should add smurfs marching all over her face and forming a village.

Or turn her face into a starquest map, so large with so much space.

[Terra]

Aww. :)

The beard. The rotten teeth. That was fine. The eyes kept me up at night. I slept with a flashlight.

And where is the picture of your feet?

C'mon!

[Staxeon]

I demand that Fathom takes his foot to walmart and scans it on their kodak imagemaker. Send that to disk, an upload it here.

Or just buy the damn USB cable from walmart, whatever will draw less attention.

[Terra]

So far your feet rock my world. If he fucks up another image of my picture I'm going to google his okie feet. And I can tell you it's going to be far worse than a Louisiana swamp willow.

[Staxeon]

Terra is the only person apparently in on the Google Anatomy Beta.

[Terra]

You find out lots of stuff there.

And you say that like it's a bad thing! :(

[Fathom Zero]

Now I need a cable and goddamn batteries. I might just take you up on that Kodak Imagemaker option.

[Terra]

Your not that far away from me. You want I should take the picture???

[Staxeon]

Well, either the photomaker or the portrait studio. Sit on the box and stick your feet in the air.

But I'm guessing the picturemaker is cheaper and has better turnaround time.

[Terra]

Cheap shot. I happen to like deformed feet.