i am a valet

[noob3]

i make 3.50 an hour in wages to park hella cars and then pull them back down at a later date. i get like 30-60 a day in tips :0 it's basically alot of running to the cars and/or back from the cars and not crashing the said cars.

getting paid $7-11 an hour to excersize & drive bmws and mercedes and lexuses for 8 hours?

yes i love my job

except when a car smells like urine, people don't tip me, the torrid scorching heat of cars that have been sitting ontop of a parking garage for 3 hours, hot cars that smell like urine inducing some sort of hot urine smell, cars that smell like feces, old people, really shitty cars that you need magic to start ( i don't know any magic, guys ) & finally old people. oh and did i mention when people don't tip me?

[Terra]

Are you a valet or janitor? What kind of animal that drives a shit-urine smelling car can also afford a valet??

[noob3]

hmm maybe somone who would go to a hospital, like the hospital that i valet cars at

maybe..

[Terra]

This is a new one. i've never heard of hospital valet parking.

[noob3]

yeah, because old people who fucking have trouble walking love to park thier fucking cars half a mile away. er, wait.. old people.. going to a hospital!?

who'd fucking guess.

[Terra]

I was just curious is all. We have shuttles here.

[noob3]

we have shuttles too. valets are complimentary, noone has to afford one. tipping is the only part that costs anything, and it's optional. i think next time you are at a hospital around 7:30am-6pm, around the doctors towers (or whatever) you should really look or ask security if there is a valet service. almost every hospital in oklahoma has a valet company hired to be there.

[Terra]

You deserve to be paid more IMO.

[noob3]

it's standard tip wages, idk. it's good money after tips but, yes, on slow days i do curse my $20 tip load at the end of the day. barley making $6.00 an hour sucks.

[ziggytrix]

No, you should be paid more and tipped less. Old people don't understand tipping. Here's a nickle sonny, don't spend it all on gumdrops!

[bigtimecow]

quit complaining about not getting tipped. if you earned it then you'll get it.

[ScruU2wice]

I'm aching to get a job in hospital, but everyone here are ready to volunteer for jobs.

[Sethomas]

Barley reminds me of beer, and I sure do love me a beer.