Amazon marketplace is retarded

[Sethomas]

Look at this: http://www.amazon.com/gp/offer-listing/1589398300/ref=dp_olp_1/103-5284882-9668611?%5Fencoding=UTF8

My book is going for as much as $45, and they're all in the same brand-new condition. I think the factory cost of the book is about $13. Moreover, the company selling "used" copies has two different prices for copies that have the exact same description and are both, in fact, brand new.

Jackasses.

[Esuohlim]

I kinda like it when things like Dilbert books are going for 1 cent, though.

http://www.amazon.com/gp/offer-listing/0836204158/ref=dp_olp_2/104-9226459-9246342?%5Fencoding=UTF8

Geez I didn't know you were a published author Seth. I should probably buy it just 'cause.

[Emu]

culminating in the ground-breaking theor of Coeternalism.

Typo (http://www.amazon.com/gp/product/1589398300/ref=olp_product_details/102-7335789-1396935?%5Fencoding=UTF8&v=glance&n=283155) :<

Does Barnes and Noble carry this book?

[Terra]

I'll buy your book Mr Seth. Would you autograph it? I hope it has lots of pictures in it.

AND I'M NOT TALKING ABOUT STICK PEOPLE BUSTER!! >:

[Sethomas]

Yeah, B&N have it online, but not in their stores to my knowledge.

No pictures. :( Except for a really really terrible one of myself on the back.

[ItalianStereotype]

you guys are too late for the autographs, suckers

[Terra]

If I buy the book, will you autograph it?? :)

[Sethomas]

You can buy the book at www.coeternalism.com/book1.html anytime, Terra! That is, any time before I run out and you have to look elsewhere! And I'd sign it for you just because you're a sweety, which is just what I told IS.

[Rongi]

did you rack in any dough from it?

not that you did it for money or anything, just curious

[Sethomas]

No, as you guessed there were more realistic reasons--I basically just did it to fluff my CV for grad school. I don't even see my first check for it until next month.

[Terra]

You can buy the book at www.coeternalism.com/book1.html anytime, Terra! That is, any time before I run out and you have to look elsewhere! And I'd sign it for you just because you're a sweety, which is just what I told IS.

I already got it. Do I just send it to that address? I'll pay to have it sent back. :)

[Esuohlim]

Send it to me and I'll autograph it too ;)

[Terra]

Fine, I'll make sure it's passed around.

But I'm warning you NO STAINS ON THE PAGES BUB!

[Sethomas]

Yeah, you can do that Terra! Anything for a fellow mocker! :imock

[Terra]

Okay off this goes!

[Rabid Child]

Yeah People Who sell used stuff on amazon are greedy jerks, I wanted to get that book The State Made, and its over 49 dollers

[Sethomas]

That was the thing, they weren't selling them used. They just bought a brand-new copy of my book, advertised it as such and charged a 100%+ markup.