I don't understand fatty love [Archive]

James

Apr 9th, 2006, 02:18 AM

I mean, you know?

See, here's the thing. If someone's fat, fine. They can still be attractive and all. But what's the deal with people who just love fat, regardless of who its attached to? You look like Peter Griffin covered in red splotches and bad teeth? And you're also old? WHO CARES YOU ARE FAT SO HOORAY! Why is fat such a fetish that it trumps things like overall appearance and basic hygeine?

Like, let's say I'm attracted to girls with brown hair. By Fatty Love Law, every girl with brown hair must be ZOMG HOT to me.

So what's the deal with people who dig the hambeasts?

I don't even mean feedies/feeders, who get off on the idea of feeding a tubby bitch until she can't fit through the front door either. I just mean the guys who like fat chicks. Those other guys are just fucked in the head, and are unforgivable by God and everyone.

maggiekarp

Apr 9th, 2006, 02:30 AM

Fat people are ugly and smelly by nature :/

James

Apr 9th, 2006, 02:33 AM

Not all of them. There are some girls who look just fine (so long as it's not over-the-top huge), and some who you think "If she lost some weight, she'd be hot as hell."

But then there are those backwater Shrek-looking fuckers. The ones that look like Jabba the Hut. And people are fucking hard for that.

maggiekarp

Apr 9th, 2006, 02:35 AM

No such thing as pretty fat people NO SUCH THING LALALALALALAA

James

Apr 9th, 2006, 02:37 AM

Tell that to the guys who are all like "OOOOHHH I WANNA FILL YOUR STRETCH MARKS UP WITH MY JIZZ AFTER I FUCK YOUR ROLLS! ROLLS LUBRICATED WITH SWEAT CHEEZE BECAUSE YOU CAN'T CLEAN YOURSELF PROPERLY OOOOHHHHH FUCK SO HOOTTTTTT"

>:

maggiekarp

Apr 9th, 2006, 02:41 AM

Ew cheese rolls XO

James

Apr 9th, 2006, 02:49 AM

Think about that next time you eat at Red Lobster.

CaptainBubba

Apr 9th, 2006, 03:31 AM

My roomate is about 5'9 and weighs Id say 90 pounds. His girlfriend is about 5'2 and must weight about 300 pounds at least. When she visits she does not leave the room. She sleeps about 22 hours of the time and wakes to proclaim hunger and my roommate leaves and brings back things like (not exageration):
1. 30 fried mozzerella sticks (4 for him, but he ate 2)
2. 3 boxes of 6 portions of easy mac and 2 gallons of gatorade
3. An entire commisarry bag full of chips and fried snacks and gatorade.

It fucking sickens me. Someday they will be a couple on Jenny Jones where they;; have to knock down the wall of their house to have her towed away to an emergency clinic. I just don't get it. Why? Why would she want to do that to herself and why does he do it?

MetalMilitia

Apr 9th, 2006, 08:34 AM

You've been looking at some wierd porn recently, James.

Any other fetishes we should know about?

Terra

Apr 9th, 2006, 10:00 AM

James we need a general fetish thread, quick!

Staxeon

Apr 9th, 2006, 10:07 AM

Picture, girl in the shower. Now, do you want to see something fine like Jessica Alba or do you want to see a scene from Big Mama's House?

Fat love is nasty.

Schimid

Apr 9th, 2006, 01:11 PM

I've noticed that a lot of thinner guys date bigger girls. Not saying they're 300 pounds or anything, but still thicker than them or, at least, most girls

Myself included. :X

I'm 5'9 about and weigh 155 (but you couldn't tell), my girlfriend is about 5'7 and weighs around 145.

I don't get it either.

James

Apr 9th, 2006, 04:19 PM

James we need a general fetish thread, quick!

No. I'm pulling a Terra and making numerous threads about stupid shit. To contain it into one single thread defeats the purpose.

Also, you're fat.

DamnthatDavid

Apr 9th, 2006, 06:24 PM

It is genetics Schimid.

I believe nature wants the human to average out.

Taller guys like short girls. Short girls like tall guys.
Skinny Boned girls like big boned guys, big boned girls like skinny boned guys. etc. etc.

Black Guys like white girls.
White guys like white girls (and Asain, which is more white then black)

Schimid

Apr 9th, 2006, 10:33 PM

That's pretty interesting. I guess that makes sense. Maybe this is a stupid question but is it necessarily proportional?

What I mean is, I'm pretty skinny, but I'm not holy-how-does-he-function skinny, just kinda lean. And she's "bigger" than most girls, but she isn't fatty fatty tublard...just got a little extra around the hip area, and a little wider. Plump, I guess is the word.

I ask because one of my girlfriend's friends is ridiculously skinny, and his girlfriend is HUGE.

Terra

Apr 9th, 2006, 11:47 PM

Also, you're fat.

Coming from a lardass that get's off on armpit sex, I'd almost take that as a compliment. What are you by the way? 300 pounds to my sniveling 86?

Google fat cells and sex appeal a bit more.

Chojin

Apr 10th, 2006, 12:46 AM

terra i realize it's your mo to lob generic insults at people over and over but one of these days all us vets are gonna chip in to get you a garfield book to steal from

Terra

Apr 10th, 2006, 12:57 AM

thanks dad!

Esuohlim

Apr 10th, 2006, 07:49 AM

quick terra reference my girlfriend in some way maybe you could say "is she back yet?" lol

Terra

Apr 10th, 2006, 09:50 AM

Oh milhouse. I've never asked you if she was back. It was always obvious that she was non existant.

Chojin

Apr 10th, 2006, 03:51 PM

Terra is it thundering outside your house

Skulhedface

Apr 10th, 2006, 07:07 PM

ziggytrix

Apr 10th, 2006, 11:06 PM

Jungle Fever

Immortal Goat

Apr 11th, 2006, 12:28 AM

Think about that next time you eat at Red Lobster.
Goddamnit, I had to bake those things when I worked there, so that comment has totally new levels of meaning for me :puke

sloth

Apr 11th, 2006, 08:06 AM

I remember watching a documentary about feeders. It was by and large fucking horrendous, but i'll never forget the closing shot: a frail,slight man resting his head serenely on the flabby, outstretched buttock of an enormous butter troll sat beside him - sleeping like a baby while she gazed into middle distance with an expression that could be forgiven for blank were it not for the lingering melancholy in her eyes. You could see the conflict between her base desire for the pounds of lard he was shovelling into her facehole and the dim realisation she wasn't being fed for her own enjoyment but rather in some grotesque fashion solely for his sexual gratification.

This was the same guy who'd custom-built their house with giant doors for her bloated hippo frame and 'rest stops' between rooms for when I guess the journey got too taxing.

So yeah, the internet has made me realise that no matter what you are looking at, whatever the moment, there is someone somewhere who would find it furiously arousing.

Emu

Apr 11th, 2006, 10:11 AM

I thought feeders were a sitcom joke. Jesus Christ.

Trash

Apr 11th, 2006, 01:39 PM

I saw a document about feeders. SICKEST FUCKING PEOPLE EVER! The woman was like 500kg (i don't know lbs, sue me) before the feeder realized what he was doing was ABSOLUTELY FUCKING SICK.

HickMan

Apr 11th, 2006, 11:31 PM

thanks dad!

http://www.jplegacy.org/files/images/database/11.jpg

Seven Force

Apr 12th, 2006, 12:52 AM

I need to see this documentary you guys are talking about. Sounds funny as shit.

Johnny Couth

Apr 12th, 2006, 01:07 AM

I've heard tell that obesity was quite fanicful in ancient Egypt because it was a show of wealth.

maggiekarp

Apr 12th, 2006, 02:33 AM

Obesity used to be a sign of wealth in that they could afford lots of food and not do any hard labor, and nowadays skinnyness shows wealth, as they can afford healthy foods and exercise equipment.

Potrayed society values wealth more than anything, I guess. That doesn't really have any bearing on what people fuck and why, though

Trash

Apr 12th, 2006, 06:52 AM

I need to see this documentary you guys are talking about. Sounds funny as shit.
It was a documentary I was talking 'bout. And it's not hilarious, it's got NUDIE FATTY PICTURES AND VIDEOS. Oh god, just thinking about it makes me want to throw up.

Bod

Apr 21st, 2006, 03:14 PM

Fancying women (or men) just because they are fat is no more ridiculous than men saying "I prefer blondes". That's just so daft, only dating women of a certain hair colour.

Dole

Apr 21st, 2006, 03:49 PM

I only date people with an 'L' in their name who are unaware of the recorded works of Leo Sayer. They get me OFF

Fathom Zero

Apr 21st, 2006, 06:17 PM

I'm a maiesiophiliac myself, but I don't like anything like what you're talking about.

kahljorn

Apr 25th, 2006, 02:20 AM

http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Four_temperaments

After you read that read some shakespeare(I reccomend caesar, especially the part where he mentions he doesn't want skinny people working for him because he doesn't trust them, and that he wants fat people; that's a reference to temperments/ humours/ constitutions) or nearly any other form of literature from a couple hundred years ago back.
Pay attention to the faces and notice that fat people are classified as one, and skinny people as another, with others in between.

I'm sure you recognize that Myers cognitive function types on the following page:
http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Four_humours

Fat and skinny has to do with a personality balance, supposedly, and probably also because skinny people are skinny(which alot of people don't like) and fat people are fat(which alot of people don't like) so they find eachother like a game of elimination.

I'm sure in your lifetime you have noticed the boistorous fat man. That's an example of this.

Ant10708

Apr 27th, 2006, 02:03 PM

Kahl how did you manage to make a thread about fat people love, boring?

maggiekarp

Apr 27th, 2006, 06:02 PM

I thought it was because two skinny people would start a fire and two fat people would start an earthquake :(

DaxF

Apr 27th, 2006, 11:39 PM

Fat people are disgusting they need to lose weight FAST

maggiekarp

Apr 28th, 2006, 06:22 PM

yah I mean what's wrong with them

Supafly345

Apr 28th, 2006, 07:56 PM

They eat too much and break sofas

sadie

Apr 28th, 2006, 10:00 PM

hey, fuck you all. i'm eating for two.

MLE

Apr 28th, 2006, 10:02 PM

Yes, but you're not rolling in rolls.

Terra

Apr 28th, 2006, 10:03 PM

And you don'y break sofas

maggiekarp

Apr 28th, 2006, 10:12 PM

Fat people that break couches must be leaping into them or something :/

sadie

Apr 28th, 2006, 10:13 PM

not yet. but who knows what could happen by october. :eek

maggiekarp

Apr 28th, 2006, 10:22 PM

With pregnant folks it's the baby that's the fatty :o

Terra

Apr 28th, 2006, 10:28 PM

Babies aren't fatties. They are muscle! Plus they are a separate entity and therefore exempt. :)

ArrowX

Apr 29th, 2006, 01:08 AM

Untill I force feed you drain-o then its dead weight and starts melting onto your uterin wall! Thats all you you fat fuck! >:

Terra

Apr 29th, 2006, 06:07 PM

Arrow nobody will laugh as hard as I will when your swamp donkey boyfriend shoves his dick so hard up your ass that there's finally a show of shit that you try so hard to retain.

kahljorn

Apr 30th, 2006, 02:41 AM

"Kahl how did you manage to make a thread about fat people love, boring?"

Do you know how hilarious I think it is that you hound me post to post, rarily making a post except to try to insult me?