THIS IS A MOCKWARS THREAD!!!!!!!!

[Marc Summers]

RULES

1. The 3:1 jerk-to-non-jerk ratio must be upheld.

2. Guitar Woman bitching at Seven Force about his lazy eye is a must.

3. If you have less than 200 posts, you have to post at least three times, preferably more. Also, they can't be more than 5 words each (at least 3 have to be mispelled), so feel free to use as many smileys or exclamation points followed by ones and/or the word "shift" or any combination thereof to make yourself seem like a witty and charming individual while making up the deficit. Finally, all of your posts can't have more than one reply by another person in between them. That's just common sense.

4. (Completed) The topic title must be in all caps and have a seemingly random number of exclamation points in order grab attention amoung all the other all caps topics. Also, it gives the illusion that this thread is something you might want to be a part of.

5. And of course, have fun. But be safe! And play by the rules! C'mon guys, don't be gay.

[MetalMilitia]

so what do we do?

[Chojin]

fuk u

[Mad Melvin]

you are all a bunch of gay people

[MetalMilitia]

uh oh things are getting out of control

[Chojin]

then maybe you should get out of the kitchen if you can't fall on your sword, after all a bird in the hand gets the grease.

VETS 1 NEWBS 0

[Emu]

don't mess with texas

[RaNkeri]

I didn't get the idea :(

[sadie]

hi there!

[Emu]

hey wudoin

[Chojin]

your FACE

THAT'S HOW I ROLL

[Esuohlim]

The jerk-to-non-jerk ratio is currently 8:0 surely something must be done about this

[Chojin]

if you're just talking about jerks in general i think only willie doesn't qualify

but if you're talking about regulars that don't suck I AM OFFENDED

[Esuohlim]

chojin quit jerking me around ahahahaahhaha

[Seven Force]

8:1

:)

[RaNkeri]

Practice your Finnish

#1

May I have a beer please? = Kaljaa!!!

[Guitar Woman]

ugh just SHUT UP

[Rongi]

i hate u

[Guitar Woman]

ok

[Rongi]

and i hope that before you die, your parents say "we dont love you, infact, we never loved you. we adopted you and completely regret it"

[Guitar Woman]

fuck you i hate my parents

[GADZOOKS]

Fuck you you were terrible to you little brother.

[Rongi]

how dare u

[ArrowX]

Throwing out a Big CITY BOOOOOYAH!!!!

YOU RAGING CHROMAGNON HOMOFAGS

[Emu]

i wonder if the new south park is going to suck guys :eek

[Seven Force]

I sure hope not, Emu. I'm gonna see it tonight. It'll be the high point of my evening. :I

[ArrowX]

I saw the benchwarmers yesterday! and Fuck you it was awesome!

[Womti]

a mockwars thread is not a mockwars thread until WOMTI is there

guys



knock knock

[Womti]

Can blistex go bad? Cause it tastes really bad and its discolored.

[Misdemonar]

I just had a dream about GW buttering my sausage...oh wait. :(

[RaNkeri]

Practice your Finnish

#2

Shut up, motherfucker! = Turpa tukkoon, runkkari!!

[Sicktodeathmx]

Did I change the jerk to non-jerk ratio in a positive manner?
kthx

[BlueOatmeal]

There are these really pretty pink flowers growing next to the house. Every afternoon I go out to look at them. Flowers really are beautiful!

Hows everyone doing?

[Seven Force]

Shitty. I'm drinking Schlitz Bull Ice. Goddamnit it sucks so much. I hate the taste of alcohol, and yet, I want to get drunk tonight, so I force myself to drink it despite my wanting to hurl the 6-pack out the window.

I like Mike's Hard Lemonade. Fuck y'all. :(

[BlueOatmeal]

I do the same thing with Bud Ice :x But when I get together with my good friend Heineken WATCH OUT!

[Big McLargehuge]

any thing that has "ice" in the name is bound to suck

[Rongi]

drinking is stupid you guys are stupid

[MetalMilitia]

Shitty. I'm drinking Schlitz Bull Ice.

I like Mike's Hard Lemonade. Fuck y'all. :(

those sound like LADIES drinks you ponce.

[sadie]

i just found out milhouse thinks i'm a jerk. my day is now made. (of course, its being friday and the beginning of spring break doesn't hurt, either.)