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Sethomas
Apr 14th, 2006, 04:33 PM
I wouldn't be surprised if someone else already thought of this one, but it popped in my head when I was driving yesterday!

"How do we know that Jesus wasn't always a virgin? --Because He got nailed three hours before He died."
Guitar Woman
Apr 14th, 2006, 04:35 PM
Seth, if you weren't my friend I would hate you for making a crappy thread like this.
camacazio
Apr 14th, 2006, 04:39 PM
She clearly doesn't get the joke.

He was crucified.
Guitar Woman
Apr 14th, 2006, 04:40 PM
No, I get the joke, I just don't find it very funny.
Seven Force
Apr 14th, 2006, 05:09 PM
I doubt anyone here cares what you think is funny, which could be an old man getting hit in the groin by a football or a Jew burning in an oven for all we know.
Emu
Apr 14th, 2006, 05:11 PM
I'm offended by this thread.
Big McLargehuge
Apr 14th, 2006, 05:37 PM
by the way, out of curiosity. Who here alligns themselves with jesus in the everlasting battle for souls?
Emu
Apr 14th, 2006, 06:05 PM
My alignment is Lawful Good with Neutral Good tendencies. :meat
Seven Force
Apr 14th, 2006, 06:08 PM
I am with Xenu on this one.
maggiekarp
Apr 14th, 2006, 08:05 PM
I bet Jesus didn't think it was so good hahaha rolfoma


(I thought it was funny, Seth :()
the_dudefather
Apr 14th, 2006, 09:16 PM
remember a kid got kicked out of RE class for saying "how could jesus walk on water if he had holes in his feet"

the teacher diddnt find that funny
ziggytrix
Apr 14th, 2006, 09:16 PM
everyone knows God is a Buddhist
bigtimecow
Apr 14th, 2006, 10:52 PM
i find this joke hilarious. thank you sethomas.

(no sarcasm)

(no sarcasm abotu the "(no sarcasm)" )
Jixby Phillips
Apr 15th, 2006, 02:12 AM
remember a kid got kicked out of RE class for saying "how could jesus walk on water if he had holes in his feet"

the teacher diddnt find that funny

thats a brilliant joke for a kid to make (high school, middle school, or otherwise) and he (OR SHE LETS NOT BE SEXIST) should have been rewarded.
Rongi
Apr 15th, 2006, 02:15 AM
Jixby, if you weren't my friend I would hate you for making a crappy post like this.
darkvare
Apr 15th, 2006, 10:54 AM
is funny i was watching the pasion of the crhist before i read this that movie was hardcore but i was lauhing all the way
BlueOatmeal
Apr 17th, 2006, 02:12 PM
I got a joke. Remember that time Jesus died? Man that was a Good Friday! HARHARHAR...
Supafly345
Apr 17th, 2006, 02:58 PM
Haha, Guitar Woman didn't get Camacazio's joke.