GENERAL ZOD UPDATE! ZOD ON "EASTER" [Archive]

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Mockery

Apr 15th, 2006, 03:52 AM

As per the terms of my agreement with Zod, I continue to update his web site and spread his word in exchange for being allowed to live. His latest story is now online and it covers the "Easter holiday" which is coming up this weekend. Well... it was.

http://www.i-mockery.com/generalzod/screens/zod-easter-screen.jpg (http://www.i-mockery.com/generalzod/easter.php)
GENERAL ZOD ON "EASTER"
http://www.i-mockery.com/generalzod/easter.php

Also updated is the Media section and the "Ask Zod" section with some responses to questions that his slaves have asked.

Enjoy... and KNEEL BEFORE ZOD!

Acidlump

Apr 15th, 2006, 10:21 AM

so who is zod and did he write that article on easter

Chojin

Apr 15th, 2006, 02:06 PM

you're a pretty bright guy, Al.

WilfordBrimley

Apr 15th, 2006, 06:39 PM

General Zod can suck my wrinkley, dried up testicle.

ArrowX

Apr 15th, 2006, 06:45 PM

Hell burn them right off, then He'll blow out you kneecaps so you can't do anything but bow.

WilfordBrimley

Apr 15th, 2006, 08:31 PM

I only have one

GADZOOKS

Apr 15th, 2006, 09:03 PM

More like Thug 4 Life Insurance.

camacazio

Apr 16th, 2006, 02:10 PM

I liked reading it, bitches.

Miss Modular

Apr 24th, 2006, 10:18 PM

Phew, I'm glad Zod has written a new editorial. I was getting a little worried about him.

General Zod can suck my wrinkley, dried up testicle.

More likely, Zod would blow your testicles up, making you his permanent slave. Oh wait...YOU ALREADY ARE! AREN'T WE ALL???