What should be destroyed?

[That Man]

Hey I know I'm the newbie around here and like this place a lot. I'm already writing some stuff for I-Mockery. I have three ideas already and will try to write a weekly thing about politics culture and all that crap. It would be helpful if you could pin this so people can easily acsess my writings. I also need a few ideas. Just PM me if you have an idea for me. I will credit you for your idea. I'll try to release my first writing today or tommorow. :) And my writings are mocks not serious stuff. I know you guys all like mocks. I basically won't post anything else in this forum other than my writings.

[MetalMilitia]

Uhh, even if you are the wittiest writer in the world this will not get sticked untill you release something :/

Even then I don't think this place really works like that.

[Protoclown]

That's swell, buddy!

[Supafly345]

Is this a mock?

[That Man]

I'm writing my first one now. And please don't flood my thread with complaints, though I'm happy to see people are responding. I'm almost done writing it.

[ziggytrix]

r u 4 realz?

[That Man]

Yes, in theory. But I still need to add pictures covert it to the forum and all this other crap. Might take a while in between playing halo and working and lunch. "It 1:21 already" I might have some other delays but I will get it up ASAP.

[ziggytrix]

man u got a lot of fvckn nerve. >:

GTFO

[That Man]

I don't understand you. You speak strange things. But I guess your just too immature for this thread. So get out. Really, I couldn't get in % posts before somone shits me!

[BlueOatmeal]

Are there and good source ports for Quake 2 other than Quake 2 Max? The menus in Quake 2 Max run like crap.

[GADZOOKS]

I'll shit you good that man.

[That Man]

Please don't post in here anymore. This is where I''ll update my writings. If you have a comment PM me.

[MetalMilitia]

are you Marine?

[Emu]

I, for one, want to see these writings. >:

[That Man]

Soon soon. Just wait.

[Esuohlim]

Haha, I see potential in this thread completely unrelated to its intent. :picklehat

[Emu]

I hope it goes on forever and ever.

[Esuohlim]

That Man are you done writing yet? >:

[ziggytrix]

that man is terrible

[Krythor]

guys he's Almost done! geez louise

[Mad Melvin]

I bet its going to be the laughfest of 2006. Can't wait.

[ScruU2wice]

Guys this is his thread..

he's got a gun.

[Terra]

That's not a gun he's holding!! :chatter

[Protoclown]

Guys, this is where he's going to post his writings. We can't just clutter it up with our nonsense.

[Terra]

If he keeps correcting us on our sentence structure, syntax and grammer then it's POW right in the kisser!! >:

[That Man]

Protoclown is right and he's the only one with sense around here. I feel no need to be here since you all are complaining. I mean really if you're not interested get out!

[ziggytrix]

yeah you guys, get OUT

[Terra]

Okay I'll be nice. I'm sorry Mr. That Man. Please post what you've written.

EVERYBODY ELSE DON'T BE MEAN!

[Misdemonar]

PROTOCLOWN IS GOD :dicksuck.

[Seven Force]

That Man and Terra sure are a couple of Ding-a-lings!

....


You said it, Crime Stick!

[Terra]

Oh hush and let him post, Mandingo.

[Seven Force]

Yeah yeah whatevea :conspiracy

[Girl Drink Drunk]

This guy isn't going to last long here.

[Terra]

oh i hope he stops by my trailer before he leaves!!!!

[ArrowX]

Holy shit how did I miss this thread. I think its time for me and the man go get to know eachother.....BROKEBACK MOUNTAIN STYLE!

[Terra]

Leave the swamp donkeys at home, little brother. He might be shy :conspiracy

[Seven Force]

oh i hope he stops by my trailer before he leaves!!!!

oh man i'm getting so hot right now you guys

[ArrowX]

Terra is a god damned gnome, hwo can something thats 5'3 and looks like her make anything steamy? Unless of course she does the horizontal tango with marine.

[Terra]

You know, before he leaves, The Man is going to swat your fanny for your haste in spelling. If I were you, before I bent over, I might want to edit that last post of yours. You know, check for errors?

Just tossing that out there! :)

[Jixby Phillips]

guys stop it this thread is not for goofoffs

[ArrowX]

GAWD

[Moobs]

I would like to see the funny.

[Chojin]

that is a good idea thatman i will sticky this right away let me roll up my mod sleeves here

sticky this thread

okay i hope that worked good luck and godspeed we can't wait for your first release

[That Man]

My first writing is another addition of things that must be destroyed. I only need pictures the writings done. The second one is about well.. I don't really know it's kinda random. But Ill get it up soon. Just don't think aboutme anymore it might take a while. And Chojin I'm glad that youre willing to help.

[Seven Force]

Now who wants ice cream?

[ScruU2wice]

I think it's either really funny being oblivious to the levels of sarcasm in this thread from the mods, or really not if he gets it and is just being purposely dense.

[Chojin]

I think that spawn campers in halo should be on that list (of things to be destroyed), don't you agree >:

[Mockery]

A star is born

:themoreyouknow

[Protoclown]

We mods are working around the clock to get this thread sticky for you

[Chojin]

No, I think news like this deserves no less than an announcement.

[WhiteRat]

I'm getting so wet just thinking about these writings. I need these writings now. I don't know how much longer I can handle the gushing!

[RaNkeri]

Thank you That Man, you cured my flu :lol

Now, where's your writing? :)

[Dole]

these writings are going to make the bible look like 'spunky sue goes chop chop' - now GET OUT!

[Terra]

He must be working around the clock on this. That Man is the cat's pajamas!

We now enter day 2 of the labor process.

[RaNkeri]

Damn, it won't be a suprise WHO will win the next Nobel Prize of Literature :)

[That Man]

Im done and will post it today, but I will be visiting another city in here california for the rest of the day, so I'll have to post it later. And I have written next weeks one too. I post it as soon as I get home, gotta go!

[sadie]

you are such a tease!

[Dole]

'Twat man' arf arf

[That Man]

I'll be going in a few minutes and will post when i get home so shut up until then.

[Dole]

I for one still plan on fully digesting 'That man's articles and not just skim-reading them, finding the first unintentionally funny sentence and posting it several times between insults.

[That Man]

you seem so wanting to see my reading but you hate them. If your so retarded you read and listen to stuff you hate your either a goth, emo, or Gemo.

[Terra]

That Man, this is just our way of saying that we love you.

[Protoclown]

do you like halo

[That Man]

Yes I do. I own both games beat them and watch the webtoon Red Vs. Blue. at www.roosterteeth.com or something like that. I am currently making my own halo webtoon with the help of friends

[Chojin]

You must be a pretty happy guy if it's taking you this long to think of things that should be destroyed!

[MetalMilitia]

This is so exciting!!

[ziggytrix]

We mods are working around the clock to get this thread sticky for you

:wank

[Seven Force]

you seem so wanting to see my reading but you hate them. If your so retarded you read and listen to stuff you hate your either a goth, emo, or Gemo.

With the way that sentence was constructed i'd say that you have the touch of the Down's.

[RaNkeri]

Fuck, I'm pretty sure we're gonna hear from his Halo matches and how much he pwned n00bies.

Not to mention all the loser nerds he has met in Halo

:)

[MetalMilitia]

GRR I took the whole day off work waiting for these gosh damn writings to be posted and they are still not here!!

I no longer consider you friend that man.

[ziggytrix]

this thread is a lie. a dman dirty, sticky lie. :wank

[Emu]

You guys are going to be so sorry when he submits his writings and they are good!! Then you will feel guilty laughing at them and probably KILL YOURSELF!!! >: >: >: >:

[executioneer]

We mods are working around the clock to get this thread sticky for you

:wank

someone get achimp in here to calculate how much jizz we need to cover this thread

[Emu]

we're up to what 74 posts and from my research i can cover my monitor with a few healthy doses and that covers about 3-4 posts on the largest resolution

get cracking, guys

[Seven Force]

That Man and I shared a name...



Me!

[Acidlump]

WOOHOO i can't wait for this AMAZING article i'm DYING in all this SUSPENSE

[kahljorn]

Sometimes I feel insecure that I'm not funny.

[executioneer]

not that man though!

[Acidlump]

I'm going to start writing my own articles now too! ALRIGHTO![/quote]

[WhiteRat]

I race home on my lunch break to see these hyped-up writings only to find NOTHING. What a crock of shit.

[ArrowX]

I agree now FUCK OFF That Man youve toyed with out hopes and dreams for the last time >:

[Protoclown]

Man, isn't he home YET??

[Mockery]

http://www.dacre.org/flash/www/gbq04684.jpg

[Seven Force]

You're not Leeloo Dallas. :(

[Mockery]

The hell I'm not.

http://www.i-mockery.net/newpics/multipass.gif
Leeloo Dallas. Multipass.

[RaNkeri]

Bleh no writings fuck, and I spen the whole night just thinkin' all the verbal goodness that was awaiting me in here...FOR NOTHING! D:


Fuck! Rog, you really have to create a whole new section for That man's writings >:

[WhiteRat]

My house has caught fire six times in six weeks and it's a miracle that I've found all the fires and been able to put them out before they got out of control and burned down the place. One time the fire was in the trash can right outside my back door. Another fire started in the waste basket in my master bathroom. Another one was a grassfire in my front yard. And still another one was in a frying pan on my kitchen stove -- but the stove wasn't on. There was just grease burning in the pan. I'm getting rattled here.

[Acidlump]

I cant wAit any loNger i dont know what i am Going to do without hEaring this hilaRious storY!

[ziggytrix]

I think this guy should post his writing NOW or be banned for breaking the hearts of the i-mockery forum readers. :(

[Chojin]

Shut up you NOOBZ maybe he just is having some writer's block DID YOU EVER THINK OF THAT NO YOU DIDN'T BECAUSE YOU ARE ALL STUPID AND OF THE HOMOSEXUAL PERSUASION AM I RIGHT

how about instead we GIVE him some ideas of 'things to destroy' instead?

1. Cliched & queer animated gifs, especially ones involving weapons and/or intended to show how hardcore the bearer is.

[Chojin]

2. People who demand attention for no reason other than they're hard to not notice, like a lost dog on a busy highway. Wrapped in christmas lights.

[RaNkeri]

3. The olympic ice hockey team of Sweden and Chojin >:

[Chojin]

4. rankeri

[Chojin]

5. Anyone who would frown on deleting further idiotic rankeri posts

[MetalMilitia]

6. woodstock from the snoopy cartoons

[Chojin]

7. Sex before marriage

[Johnny Couth]

8. Sex before puberty :o

[Girl Drink Drunk]

9 Rankeri's harddrive

[Chojin]

10. Judaism

[Chojin]

11. Anyone who rejects Jesus's love

[Girl Drink Drunk]

11. Uwe Boll's dignity

[Johnny Couth]

12. Just how funny this list really is.

[Chojin]

13. Self-referential jokes used as bids for acceptance

[MetalMilitia]

14. Peppermint Patty from snoopy cartoons

[Johnny Couth]

15. Narcissism!

[Chojin]

16. Clowns that can't make a decent balloon animal

[Johnny Couth]

17. Unicycles.

[Moobs]

18. ytmnd

[Matt Harty]

19. hey guys whats going on?

[Mockery]

20. Dr. Phil

HAHAH! I'M AN ORIGINAL THINKER!

[Girl Drink Drunk]

21. The younger Wayans brothers who wrote the early Scary Movie series

[Chojin]

22. Sidewalks with too many cracks to avoid

[Matt Harty]

23. text messaging

[Chojin]

24. Bears who can't ride bicycles and pollute the environment

[Johnny Couth]

25. The odd smell you can never seem to place.

[Protoclown]

26. PEOPLE WHO TALK ON THE CELL PHONE WHILE DRIVING AM I RIGHT GUYS???

[Johnny Couth]

27. LOL AND EMOS

[Protoclown]

28. people who talk in all caps, i mean can we talk about this??

[Emu]

29. Gray's Anatomy with full color pictures, what's up with that?

[Girl Drink Drunk]

30. Kanye West

[Chojin]

31. Whatever celebrity is topical

[Mockery]

32. Numbered lists
:lol :lol :lol :lol :lol :lol :lol :lol :lol :lol :lol :lol :lol :lol :lol :lol

[Emu]

33. The many colors of vomit

[Moobs]

34. Seals that should do tricks but dont

[Girl Drink Drunk]

35.Axel Rose for ruining Guns N Roses
36.Velvet Revolver for having excellent members but making shitty music

[Protoclown]

37. People who type in all lower case and don't use any punctuation.

[Emu]

38. Frederick Fox

[Chojin]

This thread needs more MrAdventure :(

Also guys PLEASE format your suggestions so that you could say '...should be destroyed' after them.

EXAMPLE: "Kanye West" works because you could say "Kanye West should be destroyed." I think we can ALL agree that "PEOPLE WHO TALK ON THE CELL PHONE WHILE DRIVING AM I RIGHT GUYS??? should be destroyed" doesn't make a coherent sentence :rolleyes

So I guess my entry is:

39. People who just can't follow rules!

[That Man]

God Damn thank you people. I'll remember to credit the selections taken and insert my own selections and post them on my site. I'll finish my site today or tommorow. The reason being I don't have to host every single image to put on my writings. :)

[Esuohlim]

40. Sodom and Gomorrah

[Seven Force]

I've been reading your posts, and now I just noticed your sig. You seem like a faggot that doesn't know how to do things properly. You only want to do this for INTERNET FAME, which is a real faggoty thing to do. Some people here like to write for the hell of it. You seem to want to do it to get a few more friends on your Myspace.

First, shouldn't you have a site already or something? You can't say "Hey want a ride in my new car ok ok hold on i'm going to get one in a few days".

[That Man]

Ummmm.... I have enoughto write about. But
i guess I don't mind if you extend the list.

41. Wal-Mart should be destroyed. Their irresistable prices are to hard to resist. If Iever go to Wal-Mart again I go up to a cashier and shout "Your prices are to low dammit. You're mind-controlling the kids."




Maul-Mart :explode

[Seven Force]

Second, shouldn't you come up with something a little more original that "X number of things that should be destroyed"? I don't know about anyone else, but i've read that before, and I don't think i'd like another installment. It seems played out now. The last thing i'd want to read anyway is what some 16 year old thinks of George Bush.

[sadie]

lol. that man's sig used to say something like "read my writings" with a number completed (0). and he was gonna post 'em all "here," in this thread. now, suddenly, this thread isn't good enough for his "writings," and he's gotta make a whole website for 'em. way to procrastinate, that man!

[That Man]

If you read my post I told you it was easier to UPLOAD my writings into the site database instead of hosting 65 pictures. :eek

[MetalMilitia]

42. Wallmart's irresistable prices which are hard to resist should be destroyed.

[That Man]

What the hell is WALL-Mart \........ do they sell wall's there?

[MetalMilitia]

I dont know perhaps :eek

[Seven Force]

Ok lemme just analyze this for a second.

41. Wal-Mart should be destroyed. Their irresistable prices are to hard to resist. If Iever go to Wal-Mart again I go up to a cashier and shout "Your prices are to low dammit. You're mind-controlling the kids."

First of all, why should Wal-Wart be destroyed because of low prices? That seems like a stupid thing to do. What, are you willing to pay extra for something at another store? You don't seem like the type that's financially responsible, then again, 16 year olds never really are.

"You're mind-controlling the kids."

What that supposed to be a joke?

[sadie]

43. "writings" that must be uploaded as graphics.

[That Man]

I need a wall to get thosse fat ass kids off my lawn... or a revolver either or.

[sadie]

44. people who complain about other people's spelling and grammar and punctuation yet have poor said skills themselves.

[MetalMilitia]

sevenforce this isn't a mock wars thread, this is a meeting of minds to think of great writings of things which should be destroyed so please shut up.

[That Man]

Seven Force is really annoying. And sadie please, don't be so stupid in a writing thread that's just plain stupid. Go to the Mock Wars threads and see if you can survive.

[Emu]

hey i'm interested in your writings!!

[That Man]

Okay then.


45. People who like my writing should(n't) be destroyed.



Insert n't if you want.

[Seven Force]

How clever. :rolleyes

[Mad Melvin]

That man, you are a cunt.

[Esuohlim]

And sadie please, don't be so stupid in a writing thread that's just plain stupid.

Hahaha

[Matt Harty]

Go to the Mock Wars threads and see if you can SURVIVE

:enterifyoudare

[sadie]

i don't know, guys; i'm scared to go there. :chatter

[Chojin]

46. People who take legendary threads off-topic

[Girl Drink Drunk]

47. For be so stupid in a writing thread which is "just plain stupid", sadie


Just kidding, your ok in my book.

[AChimp]

someone get achimp in here to calculate how much jizz we need to cover this thread

This thread is too huge to calculate!

[Emu]

Their irresistable prices are to hard to resist.

:lol

[Chojin]

what did i fucking tell you guys, the kid's a natural

[BlueOatmeal]

48. Audio commentaries featuring Mila Jovovitch

[Emu]

49. My Love/Hate Relationship with ICQ

[BlueOatmeal]

50. That gay guy who was trying to feel me up :x

[Seven Force]

51. Jews. :lol

[Chojin]

way to steal my idea, you fucking cat boner

[DamnthatDavid]

52. Asian Drivers

[BlueOatmeal]

53. The people who made True Crime: New York City

[Emu]

54. A documentary of The Jonathan Clement Saga

[MetalMilitia]

55. Erotic Arthur fanfiction

[Emu]

56. Furries

[Seven Force]

57. Westboro Baptist Church. No seriously, google it.

55. Erotic Arthur fanfiction

You're fucking kidding, right?

[Jixby Phillips]

58. not washing hands after bathroom

[Girl Drink Drunk]

59. The guy who made Unchartered Waters

[Protoclown]

60. Having a zit on date night

[MetalMilitia]

55. Erotic Arthur fanfiction

You're fucking kidding, right?

"Forget I said anything, Francine" Arthor said quietly. "It's ok Arthur, you can tell me, we tell eachoer everything remember!". Arthur's heart was racing.. could he tell her? what if she didn't feel the same way? Should he consult Buster before saying anything?
There was silence for a moment but Arthur knew there was only one thing he could say... "Francine... what would you say if I told you I knew someone who was in love with you?", francine looked shocked but soon a wry smile crept onto her face, "Are you joking Arthur?" she quiped, "You're such a kidder, always kidding".
"Im serious Francine" said Author, "Who then?" she replied "It's not Binky is it? man I hate that guy.", "No." replied Arthur, "It's not Binky..."... "It's me francine... I love you."

Francine stood up, she looked as if she was going to grab her bike and flee in disgust but then her face changed. She looked Arthur in the eyes, a subtle smile grew on her face. "Arthur... I've loved you for years but thought you had something going with Jenna.. Jenna Morgan". As arthur looked at Francine standing not two feet away from him with the sunlight rushing past her head he felt like he was looking at and angel, his eyes wondered down her body and he felt himself undressing her in his mind. He imagined her amble brests... her flat and well toned stomach then just as his eyes decended lower, DW burst through the door behind him "HI ARTHUR!!!!!"... his heart sunk. "HI FRANCINE, WHAT ARE YOU DOING HERE"... "uhh, nothing DW. I was just leaving".

[Seven Force]

Not to be rude but how exactly did you stumble upon that (i'm gonna be nice and assume you don't go surfing for PBS porn)?

61. Peanut butter and jelly in THE SAME JAR. >:

[MetalMilitia]

Not to be rude but how exactly did you stumble upon that (i'm gonna be nice and assume you don't go surfing for PBS porn)?


I might have accidentally written it :(

[Guitar Woman]

62. Whatever the hell makes all the forum pages load really really really slow sometimes. You guys know what I'm talking about. >:

[Girl Drink Drunk]

63. Jimmy Fallon

[That Man]

.64 Any toy T.V. show or thing with a z such as the Bratz toys. I can imagine the confrence now.

Boss: What's this?

Employee: It's some random toy I made up.

Boss: What's it called?

Employee:Bratz

Boss: Brat-z?

Employee: Little kids like z's.

Boss: WTF?

Employee: If I make the dolls gangster and urban we;ll make more money.

Boss: Ok fine.

Employee: Yay

Boss: Faggot


65. Commercialism. Yet another way for men and women to manipulate themselves.

[Protoclown]

Yes! YES!! Preach on, brutha!!

[BlueOatmeal]

That Man is truly THE voice of our generation!!

[That Man]

thanks, and I changed the title of this thread to What should be destroyed.

[Esuohlim]

65: NOT this thread ;)

[That Man]

66. Any site copying I-Mockery should be destroyed.

I-Mockery must have a manopoly on the mock market

[Chojin]

Roger needs to start manufacturing shirts NOW that say "I'm a THAT MAN"

[That Man]

I would buy one and put a sign below that says the true one :lol But people might PM me with pictures of the shirt with cum stains and rip marks :(

But what the hell, actually sounds good, as long as I-mockery gets more money.

[That Man]

67. Those god damn posters that joined in '03 but never posted. Really you join so you can post.

Hey I think I'll join the forum..... but I won't post* gets shot by mod*

[Seven Force]

You could learn something from them.

[That Man]

Do you have to be a stupid idiot in every thread :rolleyes

68: Seven Force, bitch

69: WoW. I lost many friends to that game. Never come out of their house. I wonder how they get food.....eww.

[Protoclown]

70. Pets that wipe their ass by scooting their butt across the carpet

[Chojin]

I tell you that man is a breath of fresh, crystal mountain comedic air. You just can't recognize talent when you see it, even if you look at it with your frog eye.

That Man, please keep your sig to 4 lines or less; Not only is it in our Rules & Guidelines, but it will increase the ratio of new That Man content to the Re-Run stuff by at least 75%!

[That Man]

You're good at this stuff Proto!

71. Goths

72.Emos

73.Elmos

[Moobs]

74. Gameshow presenters without a catchphrase

[Emu]

75. People who ask if Night Elves have green pubic hair

[Chojin]

Come on That Man, you're making me look bad here :< I don't have the jurisdiction to edit your profile myself, just do me a favor, ok?

[MetalMilitia]

HE'S OUT OF CONTROL! :eek

[Emu]

REIGN OF TERROR :eek :eek :eek

[Chojin]

It's still 7 lines :< Tell you what man I'll appeal to the other admins to amend the rules to not apply to gifted & talented writers as well, but in the mean time help a brother out it could mean my job

[That Man]

76. Google ( it will take over the world too. Wait how is that possible?)

[Emu]

it was 8 lines a minute ago did you see he was going to add an image

[Chojin]

oh man this is like that time ozzy wouldn't go onstage until he got a jar of brown M&Ms :<

[mburbank]

76.) Taking this thread seriously and actually adding something to it that is funny and also something you thin should be destroyed.

77.) Not taking this thread seriously and adding something to it that parodies the whole idea of a thread about things that should be destroyed.

78.) Logical paradoxes.

79.) Star Trek episodes where Kirk poses an unanswerable question to a computer and it can't cope and blows up.

80.) Nougat. No one knows what it is.

81.) Those little bas of peanuts they give you on airplanes. What's up with those?

82.) Terrorists hijacking your plane and flying it into a building full of people before you can even eat your fucking peanuts.

83.) Tasteless insensative gratuitous jokes.

84.) I don't remember what I'm supposed to be doing.

85.) NO SERIOUSLY I DON'T REMEBER WHAT I'M SUPPOSED TO BE DOING!

86.) Weiner.

[Guitar Woman]

uh oh looks like that man has some competition

[Emu]

guitar woman in da house :raisetheroof

get ready to rumble :newbie

[Guitar Woman]

I was actually referring to max

[Emu]

oh :(

[Guitar Woman]

It's allright I'll take him on if you really want me to :eek

[Chojin]

BE CAREFUL OUT THERE, I'VE ALREADY LOST TWO GOOD MEN TO THAT THING

[That Man]

There my sigs shorter. Sorry 'bout that.

86. Homosexuals

87. Campers in halo or CS.

[BlueOatmeal]

88. Greg Ostertag

[Guitar Woman]

86. Homosexuals
OH OH IT'S ON NOW BITCH, PREPARE TO DIE CRYING LIKE A BITCH

[Rongi]

woah wait a minute


did you just say homosexuals?

[mburbank]

I thought Ace was GREAT last night! He is the MAN, DAWG! WE GOT A HOT ONE TONIGHT!

[Rongi]

cuz...i totally agree!

[Rongi]

fuckin fags

[That Man]

We are almost at one hundred.

88. Old men who rape children

89. conspiracies ( the bad ones)

[Chojin]

That Man i dont' mean to tell you how to do your job and you're doing a bang-up job let me tell you you aren't afraid to speak your mind and a guy's gotta respect that but you are aware that the i in i-mockery stands for diversity, right? sure the forums are first and foremost a sounding board for the rest of the site but in recent years it's become something of a homosexual personals message board, i mean i can't think of more of a handful of us that don't have significant others of the same gender, and most of those people just don't have significant others and all and could stand to lose a few pounds you know what i mean

well carry on by all means i just wanted to give you a heads up i think it's perfect it's edgy forget i said anything you're making waves, kid, and nothing could be more refreshing

oh also, do you have a picture? we like them topless.

[Guitar Woman]

90. SOMEONE WHO DIES CRYING LIKE A BITCH (http://www.i-mockery.net/viewtopic.php?t=21962)

[Rongi]

i hate myself for being gay

[Rongi]

maybe you can teach me not to be gay, that man

[That Man]

I just don't like homo's.

Anyway

90 People who want to blow up the ocean

91 People want to blow up the ozone layer ( im not a hippie )

[GADZOOKS]

92. People who say "Bros B4 Hos" but if da Ho showed up all on their cock they would be so 4 it.

[Chojin]

that man if you're gonna write for the site, we will need a staff picture of you. preferably something with good lighting and at least the shirt off. we'll also need an address to send your scented body oils too i don't think i need to go into any more detail am i right ;)

[That Man]

Ummm.... the latter portion i can't do but i think i can the the beginning portion.

[GADZOOKS]

93. That Man's sense of doubt.

[Chojin]

oh i see you're allergic, listen honey, we also deal with a supplier in water-based personal lubricants those work like a darling let me tell you.

Oh in case you were referring to the topless part we also accept bottomless ;) Take my avatar for example, I of course cropped out my naughty bits for the board because of that insidious no pornography rule.

[Rongi]

it's a shame too. the man has a beautiful cock

[That Man]

I'd prefer to be clothed if you don't mind. I won't be on I-mockery for a while because I have some serious working crap, but i might make some small posts. I'll be back in a week maybe? Ill be done with my site so when i'm back you can cheack it out. Bye for now.
I"M WATCHING YOU

[Emu]

that's g*y ;_;

[GADZOOKS]

goodbye superman

[MetalMilitia]

sigh... ships in the night

[That Man]

I'll be back soon though.

[Emu]

ok now that that man's gone we can get down to the serious business

[That Man]

like what jacking off?

[Chojin]

oh don't be such a tease you said you weren't gonna post a pic!

then again they all say that at first ;)

[Emu]

oh shit i thought you left

http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v238/ikrsez/MeowthSweatDrop.png
MY BAD!

[GADZOOKS]

94. People who would consider themselves beach bums.

[Chojin]

^_^ Emu welcome to the boards do u have a fursona yet? o_O

[Rongi]

i remember my first time here. i was a petite 15 year old boy, confused and just looking for a fun time. the people of i-mock brought me in with welcoming arms. they didnt judge me for who i was. seeing as how young and boyish i looked, they wouldnt let me watch their dirty movies. one time i tried to sneak in, and they spanked me soooooo hard. mmmm i'm getting hot and achy down there just thinkin about it

[Emu]

[quote="Chojin"]^_^ Emu welcome to the boards do u have a fursona yet? o_O[/quote

yeah i'm a wolf centaur unicorn is that ok cuz i don't wanna sound unoriginal ^^;;;;

[Chojin]

mmm sounds delicious, do you find that a lot of boys hunt you for your horn? ;)

[Emu]

it secretes strawberry jam ^^

jesus christ :(

[Esuohlim]

That Man deserves a title, might I suggest "The I-Mockery Renaissance Begins!"

[EisigerBiskuit]

Creepy meter has reached optimum.

[Guitar Woman]

No way, this thread is SEXY.

[Marc Summers]

Hey guys...

Did I miss anything?

HOLY SHIT

[Emu]

I wondered where you been

[DamnthatDavid]

I like this thread...

[Acidlump]

I'm going to start my own website too i hope you ALL come and see it

[Fathom Zero]

I'll go there, DUDE!

[That Man]

Whats there?

[Girl Drink Drunk]

9?
Idiots that kill kittens.
http://www.i-mockery.net/viewtopic.php?t=21966

[ziggytrix]

96. People who can't do basic math