Jazz Center Ostertag Set to Retire!!!!!

[BlueOatmeal]

FUCK YES! GODAMMIT YES!! THERE IS A GOD IN HEAVEN! I know just about everyone here hates organized sports so maybe I really shouldn't be wasting space but I just had to bring the happy news.

Finally one of the worst centers in all of basketball will finally be gone forever.

http://www.chron.com/disp/story.mpl/ap/basketball/3800169.html

[That Man]

Yay. Finally. That news was unexpected but yet good.

[BlueOatmeal]

Double zero was a fantastic number for him :D

[That Man]

He deserved it.

[BlueOatmeal]

The Daily Utah Chronicle wrote an article about the Jazz awhile back and just fucking dug into Greggy-boy.

http://media.www.dailyutahchronicle.com/media/storage/paper244/news/2006/01/18/Sports/Jazz-A.Legitimate.Playoff.Contender.But.Greg.Ostertag.S till.Status.Quo-1434829.shtml?sourcedomain=www.dailyutahchronicle. com&MIIHost=media.collegepublisher.com

And still, with every opportunity to play big minutes, Ostertag has proven himself unable to even get on the floor on a regular basis. He's about as useful as Ben Handlogten in his prime. What a waste.

SPORTS HUMOR!!!

[That Man]

Never heard of sports humor.

[Chojin]

I wouldn't recommend it; He isn't a very good poster, and certainly no That Man.