CRYING LIKE A BITCH

[Guitar Woman]

THIS IS THE THREAD WHERE THAT MAN IS GONNA DIE CRYING LIKE A BITCH

[Guitar Woman]

SO BRING IT ON, YOU BITCH

[That Man]

What man? That man could be anyone he's a man he's a man he's a man he's a man he's a man he's a man he's a man he's a man he's a man he's a man he's a man he's a man he's a man he's a man he's a man he's a man he's a man and she's not a man.

[Girl Drink Drunk]

nauseating.

[Emu]

i think gw has just been served

[Esuohlim]

You have no chance Guitar Woman but you should have thought of that before you made your 70th Mock Wars thread since December.

[Emu]

5 Months of Quality

Also how is it that there are 22 people on and none of them are posting. >:

[Guitar Woman]

OHO GOOD OPENING MOVE DENYING YOUR IDENTITY AND EXPLOITING MY POST, THIS IS GOING TO BE MORE DIFFICULT THAN I THOUGHT BUT SINCE I'M A MOCKER I'LL ENDURE BECAUSE THAT'S HOW WE ROLL AND WHATNOT[/rawr]

ok my move!

First, let's google your pseudonym and see what kind of visual aid pops up!

http://img149.imageshack.us/img149/9691/thatman3oi.jpg
ha ha, it's the penguin. I see possibility here but in the interest of not sucking let's keep going until we can find something awesome!

http://img65.imageshack.us/img65/9366/thatman31en.jpg
no

http://img65.imageshack.us/img65/2391/thatman41xr.jpg
nuh-uh

http://img103.imageshack.us/img103/7711/thatman50lu.jpg
still not feelin' it

http://img65.imageshack.us/img65/4676/thatman25ts.jpg
Perfect. (http://www.ie.lspace.org/ftp/images/afp-meetings/dwcon-96/r.collier/rrc-48-who-is-that-man.jpg)

Now, let's crop the image so it shows only that man!

http://img356.imageshack.us/img356/6133/thatman64dl.jpg
Yay! Now, let's make fun of it with hilarious captions and add other pics too!

http://img356.imageshack.us/img356/6133/thatman64dl.jpg
LOL HI I'M THAT MAN I LIKE TO WRITE HILARIOUS ARTICLES ABOUT DESTROYING STUFF, LET ME TELL YOU ABOUT MYSELF

http://www.indymedia.org.uk/images/2005/09/322292.jpg
OH BOY OH BOY IF THERE'S ONE THING I HATE IN THIS WORLD IT'S LESBIANS AND HOMOGAYS, GOD THEY MAKE ME SO ANGRY I JUST WISH THEY WOULD BE WIPED OFF THE FACE OF THE EARTH

http://img389.imageshack.us/img389/8233/terra7uy.jpg
THIS IS MY WIFE TERRA, OH I LOVE HER SO MUCH SHE'S SMART AND FUNNY AND BEAUTIFUL AND WE MAKE LOVE EVERY NIGHT TIL THE SUN COMES UP, OH YEAH SHE LOVES IT WHEN I POUND HER WITH MY THREE INCHES OF SEX ORGAN :YUMYUM

http://www.vdh.virginia.gov/onsite/images/sludge-j1.jpg
THIS IS WHERE WE GO TO GET OUR FOOD EVERY DAY, AND NO MATTER HOW MUCH WE EAT OUT OF IT IT IS NEVER EMPTY BUT INSTEAD FILLED WITH WONDERFUL SMELLS AND TEXTURES!

http://img106.imageshack.us/img106/1711/thatman77tk.gif
THIS IS THE WEBSITE THAT I GO TO TO INTERACT WITH OTHER MEMBERS OF SOCIETY, THEY REALLY LIKE ME A LOT AND I THINK THAT I'LL STAY AND HAVE FUN HERE EVERY DAY FOREVER!

WELL EVERYONE I SHOULD PROBABLY GET GOING NOW I HAVE LOTS OF STUFFS TO DO AND I DON'T WANT ANY OF IT TO GET UNFINISHED LIKE THAT ARTICLE I MADE A THREAD ABOUT, JUST YOU WAIT IT'S GONNA BE GREAT OK BYE!

[Guitar Woman]

also hey fuck you guys thanks for fucking supporting me >:

[Emu]

haha, you use internet explorer :condescend

[GADZOOKS]

96. People with the screenames that end in Man or Woman

[GADZOOKS]

Whoops I am lost.

[Guitar Woman]

haha, you use internet explorer :condescend
I was at the library, what the fuck do you want from me?

[Terra]

I'm so proud of my baby girl I could just BUST! :)

http://i44.photobucket.com/albums/f41/steelsojourn/5c814534.jpg

[That Man]

I looked up GW on google.... I'm afraid I'll get banned for posting the results... look yourself if you dare :lol

[Fathom Zero]

I dared... and I was disturbed.

[Terra]

Okay did you guys look up GW or Guitar Woman? That's MY baby girl and I had better not find her being nasty anywhere!!

[Fathom Zero]

GW, but Guitar Woman is next.

[Fathom Zero]

http://img151.imageshack.us/img151/7034/guitarwoman7yo.jpg

Guitar Woman.

[That Man]

Since GW has anger problems Mrs. Mickelson taught GW kindness in this happy song

Oh G.W. Oh G.W.
S.T.F.U.
I hate you
Stop making people go boohoo
Otherwise I might sue
You're made out of glue
G.W.


Now GW will act nice. Isn't that right Mrs. Mickelson?

[Moobs]

I'm not sure what I found more disturbing; the gay sex, the gundam or the guild wars

[MetalMilitia]

Oh G.W. Oh G.W.
S.T.F.U.
I hate you
Stop making people go boohoo
Otherwise I might sue
You're made out of glue
G.W.


That sounded more like a rap song. was it a rap song?

[That Man]

Mrs. Mickelson plays rap with her guitar.... Don't ask me how.
Her voice is raspy and no one learns nicness from her.

[Guitar Woman]

pffffft hey that man do you think halo is the best game ever i bet you do

[That Man]

I don't wish to speak with you.

[Sethomas]

hye that man you cant just ignore gw shes like a gauntlet we all had to go through and if you dont then well maybe your writings arent as good as i hoped theyd be but hey i guess were all wrong sometimes. oh and if you ignore gw then it reflects on your performance reports and youll get much less moola if you know what i mean but hey no skin off my back i just thought youd want to know about that. but hey dont take it from me i used to own this place until i lost it to rog in the famous mock dual of 1983 man those were the days but i cant complain he still lets me post here after all lol.

[Moobs]

Hey I've just recognized the similarity between GWs mock and the one Chojin used against Retro Kat.

[Terra]

My guess Sherlock, is that your just getting up to speed around here.

[That Man]

I think GW needs to find a better place to be.. like the loveline forum.. yeah that'd be funny.

[Terra]

No that would be cruel and inhuman punishment. Let the normal people post in Loveline. You know, the fags and scat busters. GW only comes in when purple pussies, brown nosers and cuntflaps are required to voice an opinion. As I'm a cuntflap, I'm there often.

Gw is a brownnoser. But I read her stuff and laugh my ass off. I love the gal. Nobody types in caps the way she does. I just wish she had a laptop that didn't die at inopportune moments.

Or so I've heard. :)

[Seven Force]

I hate you all.

[Terra]

Here he goes again >:

[Guitar Woman]

Hey I've just recognized the similarity between GWs mock and the one Chojin used against Retro Kat.
I did that on purpose to further the joke that I am just a wannabe Chojin

[Esuohlim]

I really wish Seven Force wasn't ruining FF Woodycooks for me.

[Girl Drink Drunk]

I think GW needs to find a better place to be.. like the loveline forum.. yeah that'd be funny.

I think that That Man needs to shut up and get back to his writings. That or the "Things that must be destroyed" thread.