ROG AND I ARE MOVING TO LOS ANGELES

[doopa]

OMyCrap!

He will tell you ALLL the DETAILS later I'M SURE.

:chatter Ok, so I myself, have never been there. I am nervous! Now be nice and post me pictures of what I'm going to see out there so I can be PREPARED

[Military Messiah]

http://dev.nsta.org/evwebs/1952/dirty_city.jpg

[Esuohlim]

http://www.americanpatrol.com/FEATURES/020719-LATINO-YOUTH-CRIME-HIGH/felonies.gif

Crime!

[pjalne]

Look out, I hear they teach EVOLUTION in Los Angeles and that they have PREMARITAL SEX.

[ziggytrix]

oh man. i dunno whether to be happy for y'all or not. LA is staright fucking nuts and going to fall into the ocean someday, but there's always lot's of fun stuff to do there.

[RaNkeri]

no offense but who are you? And how are you related to Rog? Just curious :o

I've heard that La is sunny and warm place with lots of night time partying

[pjalne]

Oh, I'm sure no offense is taken.

[Guitar Woman]

LA wow I hear celebrities live there :eek

[RaNkeri]

Rog is married??






That was quite a shock... D:

[Esuohlim]

Now there's where "no offense" should have gone, but hey, who am I to tell you how to post?

[Jixby Phillips]

bring a walkman, because I LOVE LA plays on the city-wide P.A. system from sunrise to sunset ITS FUCKING LOUD DUDE

[RaNkeri]

Now there's where "no offense" should have gone, but hey, who am I to tell you how to post?

I didn't meant my other post as an insult either, I just have always had the idea that Rog is too young to be married, but hey, It might be that he's not so young as he looks like.

:/

[Jixby Phillips]

Rog is 49 years old and the person on the website is his son

[RaNkeri]

So, which one of the Rog's is the Rog who created this site and posts stuff on I-mock.com?

I'm utterly confused now :shocked

[Mockery]

There is no Rog there is only Zuul.

[Girl Drink Drunk]

BUT IF ROG IS ROG'S FATHER, THEN WHO IS MOCKERY? AND IS MOCKERY RELATED TO ZUUL?

[RaNkeri]

AND WHO THE FUCK IS ZUUL?

[executioneer]

zuul is the gatekeeper

[Fathom Zero]

And I'm the Keymaster.

[Mockery]

Do not stray from the real topic at hand:

:chatter Ok, so I myself, have never been there. I am nervous! Now be nice and post me pictures of what I'm going to see out there so I can be PREPARED
More pictures are required of you! I can't scare her to death with gory L.A. related photos all by myself, help me out here!

[Carnivore]

http://img.timeinc.net/time/magazine/archive/covers/1992/1101920511_400.jpg

They're overdue for another riot.

Afterthought: Sheila and I are more likely to visit you in LA because there's shit to do unlike that craphole Richmond :P

[Alive]

Well from where your moving from, everything is going to be twice as expensive. and whats not wont seem to matter much since youll still be paying far to much for most of everything else. if that makes sense.

[timrpgland]

Wow, good luck in LA! That should be quite a change.

[ArrowX]

Holy cow Mock. What led you to move to LA? Its the connections? Or are you going to dominate the Porn industry?

[Trash]

http://www.liu.edu/cwis/cwp/library/african/2000/1992_00.jpg
Niice.

[MarioRPG]

http://www.imdb.com/title/tt0071455/
Ring any bells about L.A?

But in all seriousness I'm sure it will be great.

bring a walkman, because I LOVE LA plays on the city-wide P.A. system from sunrise to sunset ITS FUCKING LOUD DUDE
It's like torture of the worst degree.

[kahljorn]

You'll live within 100 miles of me. how is that for frightening? On venice beach they have webcams so you can see what it looks like in live action, if you look up venice beach webcams you can find tons but here's one:

http://www.westland.net/beachcam/

LA's pretty cool but annoying because everyone acts cool, but I guess it's like that everywhere they are just extra smug about it because they're in LA and they apparantly created cool.

[James]

BUT IF ROG IS ROG'S FATHER, THEN WHO IS MOCKERY? AND IS MOCKERY RELATED TO ZUUL?

Haven't you noticed the "nostalgia" theme of the site?

The Rog you see in the pictures is Father Mockery, circa 1980's. It's not actually nostalgia, as it was futureplanning for a website. All these bits were done over 20 years ago, and are being posted now.

Father Mockery - 20 years ago.
http://www.i-mockery.com/minimocks/50yardsale/27.jpg

Junior Mockery (or Minimock) - 20 years ago.
http://img97.imageshack.us/img97/5475/minimock6rz.jpg

There have been no recent images on this website, to protect the Mockery family's anonymity.

[Military Messiah]

http://www.trinity.edu/~mkearl/blackdeath.jpg


www.cnn.com/2006/HEALTH/04/19/bubonic.plague.ap/index.html

[Military Messiah]

http://www.online.sksm.edu/ce/papers/img,meyes2/image008.jpghttp://www.ancientbattles.com/elephants/elephant_attack.jpg


homeless capital of the world gets elephants! (http://www.cnn.com/2006/TECH/science/04/20/elephants.la.zoo.reut/index.html)

[Girl Drink Drunk]

[quote=Sniperwulf]BUT IF ROG IS ROG'S FATHER, THEN WHO IS MOCKERY? AND IS MOCKERY RELATED TO ZUUL?

Haven't you noticed the "nostalgia" theme of the site?
There have been no recent images on this website, to protect the Mockery family's anonymity.
That was my imitation of Rankeri, and being a Ghostbuster fan, I got the Zuul thing [quote]

[Fathom Zero]

http://img100.imageshack.us/img100/7223/9195323se.jpg

http://img100.imageshack.us/img100/273/planyourescape9kd.jpg

[ziggytrix]

There is a city by the sea
A gentle company
I don’t suppose you want to

And as it tells its sorry tale
In harrowing detail
Its hollowness will haunt you

Its streets and boulevards
Orphans and oligarchs it hears

A plaintive melody
Truncated symphony

An ocean’s garbled vomit on the shore,
Los Angeles, I’m yours


Oh ladies, pleasant and demure
Sallow-cheeked and sure
I can see your undies

And all the boys you drag about
An empty fallow fount
From Saturdays to Mondays

You hill and valley crowd
Hanging your trousers down at heel

This is the realest thing
As ancient choirs sing

A dozen blushing cherubs wheel above
Los Angeles my love


Oh what a rush of ripe élan
Languor on divans
Dalliant and dainty

But oh, the smell of burnt cocaine
The dolor and decay
It only makes me cranky

Oh great calamity,
Ditch of iniquity and tears

How I abhor this place
Its sweet and bitter taste

Has left me wretched, retching on all fours
Los Angeles, I’m yours

[doopa]

wow guys this is a lot of replies. I'm not used to all this crazyness
So i'll just thank the very few people who followed the intructions. Great job!

I'll say I am VERY EXCITED about this whole thing.
P.s. I hate richmond

Scott- you know I'm ALL ABOUT bubonic plagues

to the guy who didn't know who i am - BANNED. no seriously. who are you and why do you have 5 million posts and not know who i am? DON'T YOU KNOW WHO I AM (see guys i am practicing for LA. I already bought sunglasses)

And Jixby I didn't realise you we're still around -nice to see you

ok guys great job keep it up but post more photos per the instructions ok?

[executioneer]

doopa in la the ONLY part of the bagel they sell is that part around the hole :eek :eek

[executioneer]

and hello kitty? everywhere.

[Fathom Zero]

Just try not to throw Hans Gruber off of the Nakatomi Tower.

Movie News:
Die Hard 4.0 is slated for production, but there may be conflictions in the script. McClane and his son get to fight terrorists on vacation.
Yay.

[Mockery]

doopa in la the ONLY part of the bagel they sell is that part around the hole :eek :eek
:lol :lol :lol :lol :lol :lol :lol

Willie you fucking rule for even remembering that!

http://www.i-mockery.net/newpics/doopa-bagel.jpg

You forgot to mention that YOU are on the West Coast though, which is even scarier! :o (well I think you still live there at least)

[executioneer]

i'm on the north west coast, in olympia washington

[doopa]

doopa in la the ONLY part of the bagel they sell is that part around the hole :eek :eek

GLORIOUS!

As for hello kitty- I have a true life story about that and LA.
I was looking for what I could do while living in LA, and I saw the Hello Kitty job postings. I guess their evil empire headquarters are in LA. So I thought to myself I should get a job there and infiltrate their organization and bring upon them their fiery and blood soaked downfall. But I figured that I would have to make a fake portfolio of Hello-kitty-esque artwork in order to get on the inside. I thought about it and decided I didn’t feel like that much work was worth it and therefore found out that my hatred of them isn’t as deep and as strong as I thought. That’s ok. Everyone has their limits and I’ve found mine. That makes me a better person.

[Jixby Phillips]

GOODBYE KITTY :lol

[Protoclown]

http://www.inetgrafx.at/MATTE-POST-APOCALYPSE-V03.jpg

[Protoclown]

http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v617/protoclown/filmter2.jpg

[Sethomas]

http://www.exodus.co.uk/pictures/a01hp60a.jpg

[Sethomas]

http://www.maybole.org/history/castles/Berwickcastle1.jpg

[Marc Summers]

Ever seen the movie Speed? It's EXACTLY like that. And all the women look like Sandra Bullock as well.

[Sethomas]

DON'T TELL PROTOCLOWN THAT.

[Rez]

oh wow. within feasible driving distance.

west coast i-mock meet >:

[deAdeNdz]

***HUGE ANNOUNCEMENT***

RoG just informed me that when they move to LA he is going to transfer control of i-mockery over to me for 2 months so he can relax for a change. he spends hours and hours making this a great site and now he deserves an extended vacation from it.

With this news comes some new FUN & EXCITING i-mock news!
1) This site will no longer feature a forum, but wil have AIM chats
2) The official logo will be a ORLY OWL...Ill hold a contest for it
3) All of the advertisements will be geared towards Ipods
4) The site will serve as a meeting ground for Warcraft 2 players who never made the leap to modern games and the internet.

That's all we have planned but if we think of some other way to improve the site we will do so and we can have votes on everything from now on.

SPREAD THE GOOD NEWS AND WISH THEM A SAFE JOURNEY! :)

[Guitar Woman]

http://www.neom.ca/fusionrock/orly_palpatine.jpg

[Dr. V]

Are you gonna come to my house and have Costco Pizza in my room?

[Carnivore]

I sure could use a vacation from this bullshit three ring circus sideshow of freaks here in this hopeless fucking hole we call LA. The only way to fix it is to flush it all away. Any fucking time. Any fucking day. Learn to swim, I'll see you down in Arizona bay.

[Protoclown]

Ever seen the movie Speed? It's EXACTLY like that. And all the women look like Sandra Bullock as well.

HOLY SHIT I AM MOVING THERE :eek :eek :eek :eek :eek :eek

[Protoclown]

http://www.facets.org/Images/wiz%20oz%20really%20good.jpg

[MarioRPG]

http://www.facets.org/Images/wiz%20oz%20really%20good.jpg
That's only if you move into the rich part of town.

[Protoclown]

Oh, of course. You're right. This is more like it then.

http://www.nachoua.com/Tatooine/tatoo12.jpg

[darkvare]

nice you will be a some miles closer to me :)

[HickMan]

http://www.sitevip.net/kobe_bryant/images/index_img.jpg

[Dole]

http://www-s.tucows.com/i/ss/the/wallpaper/gates_of_hell-1024x768.gif

You two are always moving! Obvious serial killer tactic. Best of luck :) hey, I will be in california on my honeymoon later this year, will let you know if I am heading down to that way.

[whoreable]

cool dudes conrgrats! la should be a fun place to live (for a while!)

[Miss Modular]

***HUGE ANNOUNCEMENT***

RoG just informed me that when they move to LA he is going to transfer control of i-mockery over to me for 2 months so he can relax for a change. he spends hours and hours making this a great site and now he deserves an extended vacation from it.

With this news comes some new FUN & EXCITING i-mock news!
1) This site will no longer feature a forum, but wil have AIM chats
2) The official logo will be a ORLY OWL...Ill hold a contest for it
3) All of the advertisements will be geared towards Ipods
4) The site will serve as a meeting ground for Warcraft 2 players who never made the leap to modern games and the internet.

That's all we have planned but if we think of some other way to improve the site we will do so and we can have votes on everything from now on.

SPREAD THE GOOD NEWS AND WISH THEM A SAFE JOURNEY! :)

Will 311 be playing on a loop?

[Military Messiah]

Scott- you know I'm ALL ABOUT bubonic plagues


of course.. i knew you would be excited by that rather than scared.

but this is more likely what you'll really find in LA:

http://images-eu.amazon.com/images/P/1588510867.01.LZZZZZZZ.jpg

[Dr. V]

lol, boobs. That's LA for ya!

[Mockery]

of course.. i knew you would be excited by that rather than scared.

but this is more likely what you'll really find in LA:
Now you're getting me excited :(

[theapportioner]

Congrats! You both will enjoy LA--lots of fun, as Rog already knows. Tons of stuff to do in Cali.

[doopa]

HEY GUYS WE ARE STILL MOVING!


You two are always moving! Obvious serial killer tactic. Best of luck hey, I will be in california on my honeymoon later this year, will let you know if I am heading down to that way.

Actually, we've been in Richmond this time now for almost 4 years - that's a damn long time. Especially for this shithole. We are WAY over due for a move.
But yes, definitely let us know if you will be in the area!

[ScruU2wice]

Doopa your avatar is from my favorite car commercial ever :(

[Dr. V]

Doopa your avatar is from my favorite car commercial ever :(
I second that. Representing Doichland. :(

[Mockery]

I made that icon for her. But I have to fix it cuz she just told me how to make the text better :o

Also, here's my blog post about the big move to Los Angeles!
http://www.i-mockery.com/blabber/?p=38

[Supafly345]

My ex lives there now, and I say prepare to get GHETTOFABULOUS!!

[ziggytrix]

something about that German Engineer character acting like a homie infuriates me to the point that after seeing one of those commercials I almost wished I hadn't bought a VW.

[ziggytrix]

this just in: pack a gas mask (http://lungaction.org/reports/sota06_cities.html)

[Esuohlim]

So far I see no redeeming qualities in moving to L.A.

Have fun guys.

[MarioRPG]

this just in: pack a gas mask (http://lungaction.org/reports/sota06_cities.html)
And I'm sure you'll want to pack kevlar for all the muggings that I don't have a link to.

[george]

can i come?

[DaxF]

they have alot of sex in la that's why it's called LAX :)

[CheapAlert]

enjoy the least 7+ police sirens a day! Even more at night....

[Sethomas]

They have a lot of black people that's why it's called BLAX.

[Juttin]

There is no Rog there is only Zuul.

There is no spoon there is only spoonman!