TROUBLE

[maggiekarp]

I just got a zero on the "Love" portion of an online life-type quiz

It told me to "Your love score is very low, indicating trouble. There is love out there for you. Seek the advice of wise people on how to go about finding it. Do not lose hope"

So get to it, I want to stop failing at life and these quizzes are really important and a good way to judge my existance >:


(my overall score was a 5.3)

[executioneer]

Seek the advice of wise people

[maggiekarp]

Aw, nuts :(

[Guitar Woman]

lol

[Terra]

Don't take online quizzes anymore. Read Cosmopolitan or Oprah for Christ's sake if your that serious about your lovelife. Better yet. Get out and interact with people. :)

Ya gotta jump in and get a little water in yer ears girly girl!

[maggiekarp]

Cosmo told me men like it in the pooper and I don't want to get my hands dirty


That aside, I'm scared of boys :(

[Terra]

Look. No need to be scared of boys. They are just as scare of us.

They don't like it in the pooper unless your in your fifties and lets face it guys, that's the tightest it's going to be am i right?

As a serious aside, your such a neat person. Taking those kinds of quizzes is just going to beat you down.

SO STOP IT MISSY!!!

[maggiekarp]

Hopefully someday I'll get some of that confidence and stop doing stuff that gets me down, eh? I don't think it's going to happen right away, but I'll try!

But now I feel silly for worrying about love when I don't have anyone in mind. It'd just be nice to not be so unconfident that I let potential relationships pass by because I'm too much a pussy to say "Hey, you laugh at my jokes and ate most of the cookies I made, wanna talk sometime outside of Chemistry class?"

But if they were really interested they'd come to me about it, wouldn't they? Man.

[Terra]

No not necessarily. Look. There's a hidden agenda here. It's just trying too hard or your too self conscious of what your "affecting." It's worrying about something that you really have no control over and that's another guy's behavior. You can't control that. So stop trying.

You can only control what YOU do and what YOU think and how YOU react to things. And if that's not on your #1 list then nothing is going to matter. Any relationship you get into is going to be for the wrong reasons. And I think your too strong a young lady to fall into that. Hell Your not 16 yet. You have tons of time.

Don't force things to happen and try hard not to obsess over the things you have no control over. Guys are guys and I'll bet there's a couple that might be intersted in you already if you just stop obsessing on it. I doubt you even see it. But I'd bet my bottom dollar there are.

Just...don't take online quizes. Hell if our beloved milhouse has a gf and he got her just behaving like he does, you should have minions of suitors!! You just don't see them because your focusing on the wrong thing and have the wrong agenda.

:inserting someting funny and witty and lame here :)

[executioneer]

Hopefully someday I'll get some of that confidence and stop doing stuff that gets me down, eh? I don't think it's going to happen right away, but I'll try!

But now I feel silly for worrying about love when I don't have anyone in mind. It'd just be nice to not be so unconfident that I let potential relationships pass by because I'm too much a pussy to say "Hey, you laugh at my jokes and ate most of the cookies I made, wanna talk sometime outside of Chemistry class?"

But if they were really interested they'd come to me about it, wouldn't they? Man.

get out of my head get out of my head

[MetalMilitia]

If milhousE can get a girlfriend i'm pretty sure there is hope for everyone. :)

But seriously I suggest getting drunk.

[Terra]

Drinking is for desperation. >:

[Esuohlim]

If milhousE can get a girlfriend i'm pretty sure there is hope for everyone. :)

I have never agreed more with anything MetalMilitia has ever said. :(

[Shifty]

Become a lesbian! and drink beer!

[The One and Only...]

I'm not scared of women, but they sure are afraid of me.

[Big McLargehuge]

don't worry sex happens >:

[Terra]

I'm not scared of women, but they sure are afraid of me.

I wonder why. :)

[maggiekarp]

Prom is tomorrow so I'll have to interact with boys oh no D:

[Terra]

Maggiecarp, it will be just fine. :) You'll have lots of fun. Just relax.

I want a full report!!!

[WhiteRat]

I want a full report!!!

Who are you, Joan Rivers?

[Terra]

As a rule, maggiecarp doesn't respond to me after that point. I was being parodic.

[Marc Summers]

I'm kinda shy in general :/
I'm friends with some girls, but I'm too afraid to say "Hey lets you and me get something to eat" because they might figure out that I'm trying to date them and they'll get all freaked out...then they'll start thinking "OMG it's that guy who wanted to date me what a perv..." and become distant. Sometimes I also feel like I'm considered as a weird creepy guy who stares at people a lot.

I worry too much :(

[maggiekarp]

When I was tired a boy walked by and poked me in the head but I didn't see who it was


I have a mystery poker, now

[executioneer]

i bet it's teodor

[Terra]

I have a mystery poker, now

heh heh be happy you don't know know what i mean? it's those pokers yoiu hate to wake up with...winkie