Cooking questions...

[Rev. Danno]

Hey dudes,
Rev. Danno here. I still need folks to ask me cooking questions for my webcomic.
I've been doing bits on wine/cheese/jesus... But I need cooking questions. I don't care how dumb, simple, wacky, or gross.
I really need questions.
you can post them on this thread, or link to my comic, and send them to me there...

http://www.drunkduck.com/phylloxera/
Thank you...

[Guitar Woman]

If I double the oven temperature I can cook it twice as fast!

[Sethomas]

Chef Danno how do I get a girlfriend

[maggiekarp]

How do I make watermelons

[Fathom Zero]

What equipment does it take to pull potatoes off of the tree?

[Terra]

Hey Rev Danno?

I wanna make "squash" with Sethomas. How do I do that?

[Esuohlim]

WUZ DA DIFFRENTS 'TWEEN DRY AND LIQUID MEASURE???

[MLE]

What's the best way to cook wood? I can never seem to get it to be anything but tough :<

[RaNkeri]

Onions are natures own teargas grenades, you just have to make 'em 'xplode, right?

[GADZOOKS]

I don't like food, does that make me anorexic?

[Johnny Couth]

WHY DO YOU EAT THE COCK LOL

[Terra]

It's not really considered a food. Not from a nutritional standpoint.

[GADZOOKS]

I don't get it. Why would bite off people's dicks? Wouldn't they need that?

[Terra]

Maybe a tiny wee nip-just for the whole enhancement thing but not as a digestive interaction.

[WhiteRat]

Tiny wee-nip...wtf

[Terra]

I guess the debutante doesn't engage in nipping?

[WhiteRat]

what happens between me and the local debutant stays between us, mind you!

[Terra]

Oh please! By next Saturday I'll have the full blown reviews! I have high friends in places MISTAR!!

[WhiteRat]

Please don't let the world in on whatever sexual misadventures take place between me and my HOT NAKED DEBUTANT LADY FRIEND.

[Terra]

This needs to be brought back to topic. Rev Danno, what food can we cook to induce rapid confessions from an unwilling male that dry humped a debutante and messed her dress up??

[WhiteRat]

If you give me enough beer I will gladly confess although it won't be at a rapid pace.

[Terra]

We only need machine gun bursts between urine streams Mr Rat.

[WhiteRat]

Will field artillery-like bursts work for you?

[Terra]

Just get the job done, babe. After all, the AF is there but only after the tough shit is done heh heh am i right uncle??

[WhiteRat]

Terra's Uncle says: Hey you little brat the AF is there BEFORE anyone else! They have to bomb the shit out of naughty boys so that others can come in and do their thing!

Wow, your uncle seems pissed!

[Terra]

I defer to the superior PFC!

But my uncle isn't pissed...he has been trained to urinate upon command. My aunt says this is so!

We need to seriously bring this back to topic however.

Rev Danno! What does one cook after fingering and dry humping a debutante, praytell?

[WhiteRat]

Technically there was no use of the fingers. Instead I decided to heat things up with a car battery and a set of chopsticks.

[Terra]

Ah! The Oriental Vibrator!

Smart move PFC! Smart move!

So Rev Danno. What is the best dessert to serve after warmed over 3 day old sushi?

[executioneer]

i can answer that one: a trip to the hospital

[WhiteRat]

For the 17th time stop calling me PFC. That's some nasty Army shit.

[Terra]

It wasn't 17 times. It was three. And no it isn't army shit. It's boot camp crap.

[WhiteRat]

You clearly have lost your mind.

[Terra]

This comming from a poster with THAT avatar?

[WhiteRat]

You have a problem with MY avatar?

[Terra]

It makes me wonder why you aren't in the fucking ARMY with those lips!

[WhiteRat]

Yeah, those Army faggots!

[Terra]

so now does anybody have any cooking questions to ask the rev?

[Esuohlim]

Yeah what's the perfect amount of strychnine to bake into Terra's dinner for tomorrow

[Terra]

Or salt peter to rub into the little hole in Milhouse's dick?

Oh snap!!! He doesn't have one!!! NEVER MIND!!

[Rev. Danno]

Yeah what's the perfect amount of strychnine to bake into Terra's dinner for tomorrow
Twice the amount you think would work.
Thank you all...
http://www.drunkduck.com/phylloxera/?p=42525
here...

[Esuohlim]

MLE asked the wood question, not me. :(

[Terra]

I guess it's too late to ask a real question now.

[Fathom Zero]

Woohoo, I'm mentioned! Soon, I'll become world famous.
It's this kind of spontaneous publicity, your name in print, that makes people!
Things are going to start happening to me now.

[Rev. Danno]

It's never too late to ask real questions...
Just go to my web comic, and e-mail me...

[maggiekarp]

:lol :lol :lol :lol :lol :lol

[Sethomas]

Chef Danno, when is grandma coming back from heaven?