Masturbation Addiction

[somemoron]

I jack off 4 times a day. For the past year and half. I want to stop. How?

[Terra]

Go to the "Post Your Picture Here" thread. We are all there.

That ought to cure you.

[Rongi]

suicide is the only answer

[Blasted Child]

Find yourself a girl/boyfriend.

Or you can always become a eunuch.

[WhiteRat]

Only 4 times a day? Buddy, you have some wackin' to do if you want to catch up to me and my 17 masturbatory sessions.

[Bod]

Why would you want to stop. Wanking is a very healthy thing to do. Unless you do it inside a frozen chicken, get wedged in the rib cage and have to go to the hospital.

[Emu]

Or you can always become a eunuch.

i like this solution

[executioneer]

i'd rather be nuts than have nuts :P

[fastrunner]

Realistically, before trying to stop, consider this: Is it disrupting your ability to complete normal daily activities? Is it distressing to you? Do you choose uh, "self love" over social situations when you have the choice? Do you mentally obsess over it when you're not doing it?
If none of these symptoms are present or problematic, then you're fine and normal, no matter how ofter you uh, "spend quality time/ with yourself". so don't obsess over it.
If these symptoms do exist, consider seeing a therapist who can help you understand why you do it and help you manage it. Or consider going to a sexual compulsives 12-step meeting. And watch out for signs that the addiction is just tranfering to another behavior.

[Sethomas]

Fastrunner I can run faster than you

[Terra]

Hello fastrunner! :conspiracy

[fastrunner]

Sethomas, i bet you can run faster than me. I actually can't run very fast at all. It's the name of an all inuit produced movie that i've been wanting to see for a long time.

But all of that has nothing to do with the Somemoron (the thread originator)'s problem. Any updates, Somemoron?

[Terra]

He must be busy, trying to break White Rat's record.

[ArrowX]

Constant Jackery will eventual make your penis unable to react to stimuli, then you'll go insane at not having sexual stumuli so you'll turn to lengths such as: watching Anime and Cramming cumbersome objects up your rectum and urethra.

[Terra]

At which point you yell HOME SWEET HOME!!!

[James]

Why would you want to stop. Wanking is a very healthy thing to do. Unless you do it inside a frozen chicken, get wedged in the rib cage and have to go to the hospital.

I'd heard a story like this happening. Except replace "frozen chicken" with "live cat."

He shattered the cat's hips and it died, and the hips collapsed around his dick and he couldn't get his dick out of the cat's asshole.

[Terra]

It's pretty common knowledge that when you fuck a cat, you don't get to unfuck unless the cat agrees with you and lets you go. Apparently this is so. Even in death.

[Guitar Woman]

What is it with dead kitty stories here lately

[James]

Yeah.


Yeah. :(

[Terra]

Don't start mister!

[James]

I just realized I'm in Guitar Woman's sig.

[Terra]

Congratulations

[James]

Don't patronize me. >:

[Guitar Woman]

I decided you were more hilarious than Fathom

[James]

Would you even say I made you LOL?

[Fathom Zero]

Nobody's more unintentionally funny than me.

[Guitar Woman]

Would you even say I made you LOL?
yeah

[Chojin]

MEMORIES CAUSE TITLE ADDITION

BRZZT

[WhiteRat]

Keep talking to me baby.

[Ramco]

This one time my cousin Walter stuck a cat up his ass, true story.

A few months later he did it again; different cat, same problem.

I asked him why he kept sticking cats up his ass and he said "how else can I get the gerbil out?"

[executioneer]

funny stuff, liar

[RaNkeri]

I don't know was it the 4 glasses of wine, the crappy music I was listening, being tired, or all of those, but I bursted into hysterical laugh when I was reading the first two posts :lol




Damn WhiteRat, you surely saved my day with your firts post on this thread :lol

[Courage the Cowardly Dog]

I suggest getting a job. When I work or go to school, I'll usually drop down to 3 a day or less.

[zeldasbiggestfan]

That walter story is from mallrats. You have no imagination. Loser.

[Chojin]

And you have no perception of time.

[thebard]

You want to stop, why? i mean is some one telling you that this isn't normal? If your not doing it in public etc then why worry?

It is a natural urge that people get, even in a relationship and if you want to then wht not?

[Fathom Zero]

Hi, what's your name?

[BluesBerry]

This one time my cousin Walter stuck a cat up his ass, true story.

A few months later he did it again; different cat, same problem.

I asked him why he kept sticking cats up his ass and he said "how else can I get the gerbil out?"

Your cousin Walter is one weird guy. I heard he jerked off on a plane once.

[Krythor]

This is like a whole new thread for some people, huh.

[Gorlack the Destroyer]

You want to stop, why? i mean is some one telling you that this isn't normal? If your not doing it in public etc then why worry?

It is a natural urge that people get, even in a relationship and if you want to then wht not?

you are the thread necromancer.