The "Post your favorite forum quotes" Thread

[Girl Drink Drunk]

......And go!
Sethomas-"Only made (to my knowledge) in Indiana, there is something called Sugar Cream Pie. Having lived out of state for so long in my life, I think i've lost my immunity to its fatal effects on non-Hoosiers. It is sex in a pan, and like sex it will cause cardiac arrest in susceptible people."

[Emu]

......And go!
Sethomas-"Only made (to my knowledge) in Indiana, there is something called Sugar Cream Pie. Having lived out of state for so long in my life, I think i've lost my immunity to its fatal effects on non-Hoosiers. It is sex in a pan, and like sex it will cause cardiac arrest in susceptible people."

[Trash]

If someone isn't raping you, "stop raping me" is a very innapropriate thing to scream.

[RaNkeri]

I swear to god Clement if we ever meet. You'd beter join a track team or something because I will Fucking run you down!

and

I'm 6'0". I can get away from cars and can easily pin people down. I can easily dodge or block any attacks as well...he has such a high luck % and a very good agility stat as well. Not to mention a Reflect Broach

[Girl Drink Drunk]

Yeah, I think the appropriate punishment for listing your school on a myspace should be rape, that makes sense.- Johnny Couth

[Seven Force]

I feel like finding you, sneaking up on you, unzipping my pants quietly next to your head, then giving you a great, big penis slap across the face so hard that you'll be able to see the veins from my penis on your face. - Retro

[executioneer]

OMG I THINK I ALREADY GOT RAPPED IN THE ASS, WHEN I FART IT SOUNDS LIEK A BEATBOX :(

[GADZOOKS]

Naked Girls: Wall To Wall Sex

[ArrowX]

PeeWee Herman - Rape the Bitch! Rape solves everything.

[Seven Force]

I've been correlating the reports on a spreadsheet and am planning a Powerpoint presentation for my current girlfriend who is complaining about my 2" penis. -Guess who that is

[Esuohlim]

I have no idea where the thread went, but it was Mr. Adventure's "Top Ten Things to do if you get banned" list and one of them was along the lines of

go to a message board convention and dress up as your favorite post!

:(

[MetalMilitia]

that thread should have been in thread backups :(

[Esuohlim]

After not finding it on the first page that's where I went to look, actually. I hope it's not gone.

[Courage the Cowardly Dog]

http://i3.tinypic.com/wak3g8.jpg

[Seven Force]

...Remember...

[Girl Drink Drunk]

Seven Force, your avatar scares me.

I'm a zelda fag too but jesus christ I thought it was against the laws of physics to hate that cartoon-Guitar Women

:lol

[MetalMilitia]

Seeing that almost made me want to consider looking into thinking about trying out the game on a free trial.

[GADZOOKS]

I swear to god if they deleted mr adventures friend I'll >:

[DamnthatDavid]

What?

or my personal favorite.

[GADZOOKS]

http://www.i-mockery.net/viewtopic.php?t=15328

False Alarm, and this baby should be backed up.

Also while going back, can anyone tell me why my fartin mowler died thread was locked? I know it wasnt that good but hey, how come posts by people named Roffle Waffles stay open?

[kahljorn]

"i bet you dream about dicks jumping over fences" Jixby

[Chojin]

http://www.i-mockery.net/viewtopic.php?t=15328

False Alarm, and this baby should be backed up.

Also while going back, can anyone tell me why my fartin mowler died thread was locked? I know it wasnt that good but hey, how come posts by people named Roffle Waffles stay open?
I agree, it's in backups now.

And I don't know about your thread :<

[MetalMilitia]

oh no i'm sat at the front of my lecture theater grinning like an idiot as I read MrAdventure's thread. I hope the lady in charge thinks im writing witty notes or something.

[Trash]

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I thought i would post my least favourite.

[Girl Drink Drunk]

Did Fartin seriously die? Or is he still banned?

[Emu]

my heart died with him ;_;

[Girl Drink Drunk]

The forum events you've been doing have prizes that have nothing in common with the MO of the website. The people that are here are usually here because they're a fan of that site and those things. I don't think it's too big a stretch to assume that there will be more support for a Mario contest than one where you win a baseball signed by Lou Gherig.

Seriously, though, anyone got the link to that Fartin Mowler thread?

[GADZOOKS]

http://i-mockery.net/viewtopic.php?t=20096

P.S.: No, he is not confirmed dead, but I don't see him living without the internet. He either made a new persona our slit his throat with his own lawnmower blades.

[Terra]

Farty's alive and well and living vicariously through the I-Mock posts.

[Girl Drink Drunk]

Hey ArrowX can you beat Shifty up at school tomorrow

[Terra]

I like maggiecarp's response to James.

And on the eighth day God beat me to the patent office >:

[Girl Drink Drunk]

These are signatures but I still thought they were funny for a while:
THERE'S A BLACK KID IN THE WHITE HOUSE
It's hell being Mel (accompanied by picture of Mel Gibson from the Simpsons)
ALL THE BLACK PEOPLE ARE FROM DETROIT




Also, I love Blue Oatmeal's old signature image. Anyone remember the members that used the above signatures?

[RaNkeri]

This is NOT one of the quotes I like, but it DEFINATELY deserves it's place in this thread...

BAH! As frog would probably say in this situation, "Go fucketh thyself."

I don't know why, but every time I read that line, I burst into tears :(

[WhiteRat]

I know someone who can hook you up with a very cheap pallet of Kleenix brand tissue.

[bigtimecow]

pjalne: He's not new, it's bigtimecow back from the banned.

[sadie]

Kleenix brand tissue.
at least mine says "prada"; yours says "prado"!

[Terra]

That's because you have the girlie tissues. Guys have big noses. They need the "prado" tissues.

[Girl Drink Drunk]

Nobody can touch Optimus Prime. Fuck that gorilla bullshit. And Megatron turns into a Walther P38, not a fucking dinosaur or tank or panda bear or whatever shit they eventually turned him into.

[Girl Drink Drunk]

Screech is really good at playing the prerecorded keyboard songs.

[BlueOatmeal]

Also, I love Blue Oatmeal's old signature image.

WOW! Someone liked it. Alot of people didn't. They were just SOOOO jealous

[Guitar Woman]

I liked when you covered it up with the suit!

[BlueOatmeal]

LOL I remeber that. Those were good times.

[Guitar Woman]

I don't think I was even posting back then :x

[Girl Drink Drunk]

"Blue Oatmeals loves da cock (scratched out) ladies"

[BlueOatmeal]

Man all those old memories make me happy. Maybe I should bring back the old throwback siggy or would that be like one of those old shitty bands doing a shitty comeback tour?

[Girl Drink Drunk]

Man all those old memories make me happy. Maybe I should bring back the old throwback siggy or would that be like one of those old shitty bands doing a shitty comeback tour?

Quite frankly, although the new one has pretty colors, the written part looks like a really bad Warrent reunion with Jani Lane getting fatter and balder, so I say go for it kid!

The "CALL ME! CALLL MEEE! WHY DON'T YOU CALL THIS NUMBER NOW!678-416-3492" is cool though.

[Sethomas]

Oh, January 2005. I got calls from Blue Oatmeal and MLE at odd hours of the night, then I played it forward by creeping out somethinginvolvingbuddha and sang "You are my sunshine" to the lawnmower man's voicemail. An all-around great period of my life, except for the month in a psychiatric ward that came a few weeks thereafter.

[BlueOatmeal]

I haven't really had anyone called me lately. SevenForce called me a while back. He left me a message so I called him back. It was fun.

He doesn't sound black.

[Girl Drink Drunk]

I only date people with an 'L' in their name who are unaware of the recorded works of Leo Sayer. They get me OFF

Because I'm not quite sure what kinda long distance plan my parents have for outside of Canada, I'll talk to ya on AIM.

[Juttin]

Did Fartin seriously die? Or is he still banned?

I'm pretty sure he still lurks around this board.

I heard,that if you come here on a certain day, and say a certain word, you can hear Fartin say "Where's my mother?" in your ear while something chases you out of the woods :/

[Girl Drink Drunk]

Surf's up on friends and fun.

[Seven Force]

I haven't really had anyone called me lately. SevenForce called me a while back. He left me a message so I called him back. It was fun.

He doesn't sound black.

That's cause i'm not.

[Juttin]

Well,you're good at making a big deal out of "being black"

" I feel like I'm in a KKK meeting waiting to go scandalize some ni**as " - Seven Force[/quote]

[Girl Drink Drunk]

Pornography is bad.

That's why 911 happened- Rongi

[Matt Harty]

supafly and someone else called me every once and awhile. supa would talk for about 2 mins straight and then say he had to go because he was busy. the other person called and made random noises and threatened to keep calling my phone forever. he called continuosly for about two hours, then never heard from him again. ;< I miss you plz call back.

[Terra]

That was Blue Oatmeal.

[KevinTheOmnivore]

http://www.i-mockery.net/viewtopic.php?t=2104

[Girl Drink Drunk]

How do pornstars have babies when they're dead inside there's no habitat for the babies to grow.

"Eat your vegetables."
-"No, mommy. They're gross!"
"Mommy made a living sucking her own ass juices off stranger's cocks. Don't you try to tell me that carrots are gross."


Teagan also used to be really hot, but then she got huge fake tits and a nose job.

[EverythingWillSuck]

The one in my sig.

And what was the name of that guy a while back who got banned in like, two hours? I had three of his quotes in my sig and two got deleted, the one that didn't was about jimmy carter.