this made me laugh

[Alliumphobia]

http://www.landoverbaptist.net/forums

I thought this one thread was quite funny. (http://www.landoverbaptist.net/forums/index.php?showtopic=5680)

[Emu]

Who the hell are you and when did you become hot enough stuff to get one of those avatars?

[Alliumphobia]

made it a while ago, anyway, I changed it.

[Girl Drink Drunk]

"Sister Cheek Freak,

Your wisdom is that of a woman beyond your years. My child has gone astray and I fear I shall never get her back. The goths MUST be destroyed. I call upon all good christians to put an end to this movement through holy war!

P.S.
I want you inside me"

:lol

[Shifty]

thats such a kick ass forums!



"No, there is still hope for your sally sue...

Wait, She hasn't started eating count chocula yet has she?"

Reply:

"No, but she HAS been eating Cocoa Puffs"

[Terra]

I need to change the light in my lamp because when I see your name, I see "Shitty" instead of "Shifty." :(

[Misdemonar]

That's no lamp problem, sally :posh

[Terra]

My name is not "Sally, " Suzie! >:

[ArrowX]

Shut your Cooking hole and get back in line Suzie!

[Shifty]

Suzie boozie, hehe i can rhym me so smart

[Esuohlim]

Hey ArrowX can you beat Shifty up at school tomorrow

[executioneer]

alliumphobia your signature is terrible and it makes me hate your guts

[Shifty]

Hey ArrowX can you beat Shifty up at school tomorrow


:D he can try. be he wont succeed.

[Marc Summers]

Didn't JC whine about landover baptist?

[Girl Drink Drunk]

:D he can try. be he wont succeed.
My aluminum bat tells me something might happen to you the next time you walk down an alley way.

[xbxDaniel]

Is Your Child a Goth?

Listed below are some warning signs to indicate if your child may have gone
astray from the Lord.

Please seek immediate attention through counselling,
prayer, and parental guidance to rid your child of Satan's temptations if five or more of the following are applicable to your child.

-Frequently wears black clothing.
-Wears band and/or rock t-shirts.
-Associates with other people that dress, act or speak eccentrically.
-Complains of boredom.
-Sleeps too excessively or too little.
-Requests time alone and quietness. (This is so that your chid may speak to
evil sprits through meditation.)
-Misbehaves at school.
-Misbehaves at home.
-Eats excessively or too little
-Eats goth-related foods. Count Dracula cereal is an example of this.
-Dances to music in a provocative or sexual manner.
-Expresses an interest in sex.
-Masturbates.
-Is homosexual and/or bisexual.
-Plays videos games that contains violence or role-playing nature.
-Uses the internet excessively and frequently makes time for the computer.

AND THE NUMBER ONE SIGN THAT YOUR CHILD MAY BE A GOTH IS....


-Claims to be a goth.


Boo berry is a temptress that will not fill you with anything. The only thing inside of you will be Satan's mercyless tallywacker.

I demand that this thread only quote that site.

[xbxDaniel]

By the way, I only chose the requirements that you all would most likely fill, not all. If you meet more than five you're supposed to seek help, so, get on that.

[BlueOatmeal]

Fuck man. I hate the internet. :(

[xbxDaniel]

That site is just surreal when listening to the Willy Wonka Theme Song while your sleepy.


I believe Jesus has revealed to you why He killed the dinosaurs, or should we say homersaurs. Clearly there would be no chance for True Christianity on Earth if The Devil could just send a pack of lust crazed dinosaurs to over run Landover and sodomize each and every one of us with their large and powerful tallywackers. With all those viscous claws and fangs their would be no way even the most virtuous of us could resist a dinosaurs' advances, we would be forced to bend over and take it as much as that heavily muscled beast desired. Thank God He has spared us such fate as male dinosaur on man rape!