View Full Version : I FORGOT TO ANNOUNCE MY BIRTHDAY
sspadowsky
May 3rd, 2006, 12:36 PM
I turned 30 on Sunday. Bring on the adulation.
MLE
May 3rd, 2006, 12:38 PM
Happy Lateday!
Dole
May 3rd, 2006, 01:12 PM
Happy Birthday Sam, you young whippersnapper!
Chojin
May 3rd, 2006, 08:10 PM
VETS VETS HAPPY BIRTHDAY VETS VETS VETS VETS
george
May 3rd, 2006, 08:15 PM
in honor of your birthday i shall name my right nut after you.
sam and lefty.
has a nice ring to it.
executioneer
May 3rd, 2006, 08:16 PM
lol name the left one after max burbank :eek :eek :eek
george
May 3rd, 2006, 08:20 PM
done and done.
as long as i can still keep calling my penis shorty.
sam, max, and shorty were lost in the woods....
Chojin
May 3rd, 2006, 08:24 PM
http://www.awn.com/mag/issue2.6/2.6images/desert03.gif
executioneer
May 3rd, 2006, 08:25 PM
now name your weiner "the commisioner" :eek
sspadowsky
May 3rd, 2006, 08:26 PM
:love
Awww, you fellas are aces.
And I knew, eventually, Max and I would somehow end up in someone else's pants.
Chojin
May 3rd, 2006, 08:26 PM
IT'S THE COMMISSIONER WITH ANOTHER BAFFLING ASSIGNMENT
george
May 3rd, 2006, 08:32 PM
i love this thread.
thank god for i-mockery.
glowbelly
May 3rd, 2006, 09:42 PM
i call dibs on his tits.
glowbelly
May 3rd, 2006, 09:43 PM
oh fuck, happy birthday sam. i hope that one day i will receive one of your specialty pick up hugs again.
Terra
May 3rd, 2006, 10:27 PM
Happy Birthday Mr. Sam!! I hear your in St. Louie!! If your ever down this way let me know! Dinner and drinks at The Brewery are on me!
ziggytrix
May 4th, 2006, 11:20 AM
Congratulations on 30 years of not dying. :)
mburbank
May 4th, 2006, 11:58 AM
OH BOY IS IT ALL DOWN HILL FROM HERE! THROW YOUR ARMS UP IN THE AIR AND SCREAM LIKE HELL ALL THE WAY TO THE BOTTOM!
Protoclown
May 4th, 2006, 04:02 PM
Happy late birthday, Sam. Hope life is treating you well!
Dr. Boogie
May 4th, 2006, 07:48 PM
Happy birthday, Sam, you old cunt.
Marc Summers
May 4th, 2006, 09:33 PM
Happy...
Birthday...
Rez
May 4th, 2006, 10:06 PM
i turned 21 two weeks ago
forgot to announce that too
Jixby Phillips
May 4th, 2006, 10:49 PM
happy birdday !
Fathom Zero
May 5th, 2006, 07:38 AM
Happy Birthday to everyone who forgot/too drunk to remember!
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