Crab Rangoons: The Controversial Food

[Archduke Tips]

Crab rangoons are delicious.
What secrets are within them?
Only the chinaman knows.

[Emu]

Haikus are 5 7 5, twit

[Archduke Tips]

I wasn't writing a haiku.

You probably assumed I was attempting to write a haiku because my topic was about a food I get at a chinese restaurant.

Haiku is of Japanese origins. Not chinese.

Now remember:
When you assume, you make an ass out of u and me. ;)

[executioneer]

although it woudl be a haiku if you took out "the" in the last sentence

[Emu]

You were just waiting to crack that nut, weren't you?

[executioneer]

more like bust it :eek

[Emu]

It looks like I fell prey to Russo's deadly scheme to make someone look stupid by making them correct his haiku :eek I am shamed :bow

[executioneer]

ching chong wing wong

[MLE]

Watch out there, he may call you on the origins of the hat in that emoticon.

[maggiekarp]

Crab meat, green onions, cream cheese, celery, and MSG deep-fried in a wonton.

Maybe some garlic and salt too, can't remember.

[Archduke Tips]

Emu,
Did you commission me to write a haiku and then were disappointed when you got a poem instead?
No?

Then shut the fuck up.

[Terra]

Emu quick! Turn this shit around and post pictures of your car! That'll stop him dead in his tracks!

I hate new people that pull this crap!

[Esuohlim]

What, Russo isn't that new.

[Archduke Tips]

Rangoons are an extremely controversial topic. :)

[maggiekarp]

I think that gay marriage bridal gowns and crap rangoon carts will help the economy more than anything

[executioneer]

oh man i don't want any CRAP rangoon :x

[Sethomas]

William I have been thinking and saying "oh man" and following it with a comment (most often omitting the correct punctuation) for the past few weeks. I decided the fault was that a new girlie interest of mine (who has no interest in me, of course) does it frequently, as had a more mutual interest of years past. But, I realize it's something you've been doing all along. I've been emulating you.

Another thing I've been doing is beginning a statement by addressing people by name (most often omitting the correct punctuation).

[executioneer]

would you say an apology is in order :(

[maggiekarp]

That is a pretty embarrassing typo, boy is my face red

[sadie]

the thing that's good about those crab rangoons is that they don't taste like crab. plus, the little pastry thingies they're in.

[Terra]

That is a pretty embarrassing typo, boy is my face red

I always called them "crap" rangoon. I thought you were just being funny!

[Johnny Couth]

although it woudl be a haiku if you took out "the" in the last sentence

Haiku's deal with nature! They do, it's a rule!

[executioneer]

they don't HAVE to

[Johnny Couth]

Yes, they do. It's not a haiku if it's not about nature. I forget the word, but there is another term for poems that follow Haiku form, but aren't about nature.

[Terra]

more on crap rangoon please.

[maggiekarp]

I had crab rangoons about two weeks ago, I think

They were from the new Chinese place, and they were pretty good.

I hope they weren't crap rangoon x_x

[Terra]

Only Peking House makes Crap Rangoons. Nobody knows what is in it too.

[LNSICPantitude]

Ching Chong Chang,
It's an oriental thing.

I'm allergic to shellfish but can eat these because it's imitation crab meat. That is all.