i need woman

[george]

sex is optional.

just good times and lots of heavy petting.

apply now and get a free gift.

[MLE]

Hit up Red Machine D ;o

[maggiekarp]

women on the internet

[Girl Drink Drunk]

In exchance for some money, I can pretend to be one.

[Terra]

Sniper read my mind. Make that a double.

[Vexation]

pretending also to be a women Terra?

[ziggytrix]

you should have seen her before the sugery.

[Terra]

This is very true. :(

[george]

sorry, if i wanted to go gay then i would have no problems. i bartend, and one gay guy licked my ear when i leaned forward to hear his drink order (eww, ladies, i'll never pull that stunt again. i was so suprised that i didnt get mad, i just thought WTF!! and gave him a soco and lime)

another said he'd blow me in the parking lot, all out of the clear blue. unfortunately i found him unattractive.

terra, if you are a post op transsexual, we could talk ;)

[adept_ninja]

you live in the big MD hit me up and we will go find ladies together. you have to lure them in by saying your directing a TV show and need new talent and when you get them to your house you lock them in a basement and have years and years of joy as you watch them decay into sad shells of the vibrant women they once were.

[Terra]

Yes! Tell them your from the "Girl's Gone Wild" show and they'll jump all over that!!

Sorry george, I'm not a post op transexual. I had a root canal. :(

[Girl Drink Drunk]

Me love you long time.

[executioneer]

oooooh i need a dirty woman
oooooh i need a dirty girl

[Terra]

I'm sure fo five dolla you can have both!

But no tickee no fuckee!

[executioneer]

i don't even know where the whores ARE in this town :x

apart from myspace lol

[Terra]

Ain't they no ho's in the ice cream palor??? Hell I hear you can really double dip at the ice cream palor!

[executioneer]

they closed the baskin and robbins down >: >: >:

[Terra]

Goddamn Vice Squad!

[sadie]

palor more like pallor

[george]

post op transexual = root canal

unintentional jokes are my favorite.

the whole problem is i am 35. i am in the dead zone for dating, five years older, lots of divorcees, five years younger and i could still be reasonably attractive to twentysomethings.

no one wants my sorry ass right now :(

and my liquid GHB source just died in a motorcyle accident.

:( damn

[Terra]

35 seems like the midrange from life to non-life? It doesn't make very much sense. I know plenty of ladies that are in their early twenties that are seeing or in relationships with older men.....YOUR age!

[george]

well saddle em up and send em my way.

[Terra]

Unfortunately they sre still in realtionships. But the point is, it's not just a Missouri thing. I'm sure there are plenty where you live, Mr. George! :)

[george]

exactly, they are all in relationships. :(

i kinda sorta met a decent chic yesterday, but it highlights m current level of pathetic:

i went to a re-dedication of the chapel at my parents church, and i made an aside to my daughter that i thought a girl was cute. she went and asked the girl's name and all kinds of personal stuff.

i was sort of suprised at this, so i got the hell out of there. :(

the girl is named amy and is single. she teaches school.

i plan on going to church until i can truly begin to ruin this girls life :)

[adept_ninja]

where do you live in maryland?

[Chojin]

Yeah now that george is back in the fold we need to get all 80 of us maryland peeps together for an old-fashioned ho-down.

[george]

yeehaw.

i live in virginia now, it is very country.

i am going to get a cow just so i can grow it, and then eat it.


chojin, that sounds like a great idea, but i need a few more weeks of family time till i have time for much else :(, but very soon!!

i am lucky to have any time to post :(

is it wrong to turn down sex to avoid a real relationship?

[Terra]

hell no we do it all the time around here

[george]

going to have sex tonight (i hope), no matter how sticky the wicket turns out to be.

[maggiekarp]

Seems to me that a sticky wicket would be desireable, but I have no idea what the kids are calling things these days.

[george]

it is just that the wicket may be far stickier than i intend it to be.

i just got done with 16 years of commited relationship, i dont mind the idea of dating but i have no desire to get nailed right back down.

but i really want to have sex. being an adult is no fun :(

[Chojin]

just ask terra what clubs she goes to

there's most likely a BOUNTY there

[executioneer]

:x

[Terra]

just ask terra what clubs she goes to

there's most likely a BOUNTY there

I wait for the "all you can eat" gatherings. I have a VIP pass. > :

[george]

do you eat by measure of inches or pounds?

[Terra]

millimeters.