Kennedy blaims Ambien

[mburbank]

For apparent DWI.

A.) I'm not sure I think Driving while taking SLEEPING PILLS is any more responsible than driving while drunk.

B.) How likely is thaat, really?

C.) How come this mook wasn't given a breathalizer? Driving drunk is like shooting a gun blindfolded. There is no excuse and gibving tis guy a get out of jail free because he's a Kennedy sucks. If he ends up killing somebody down the road (pun intended) there are few State troopers who ought to go up the river with him.

[Dr. Boogie]

"Your honor, I was driving under the influence, but it was all the beer's fault!"

[kahljorn]

It clearly says on the package of most medications not to drive or operate heavy machinery.

[Miss Modular]

*Insert Chappaquiddick joke here*

[mburbank]

It's just so fucking sad. Why even bother to blame Ambien? Why not just say I was driving under the influence of being a Kennedy?

[Kulturkampf]

Churchill was an opium addict.

And he is your best guy ever.

[kahljorn]

I'm sure most of your favorite musicians were opium addicts, too.