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MetalMilitia
May 10th, 2006, 09:42 AM
http://www.nozomionline.com/entertainment/stophatinganime.html
But seriosly, I hate anime so much.
RaNkeri
May 10th, 2006, 10:02 AM
As much as I'm not interested to know whether you hate or like it, you could atleast tell us why do you hate it... :/
executioneer
May 10th, 2006, 10:11 AM
they still don't have a counter-argument to MY reason for hating anime, and that is that its fans tend to be pretentious nerdy dicks >:
and anime is not either a "medium", christ what is it with anime fans and semantics anyways
Emu
May 10th, 2006, 10:13 AM
I hate anime because the plot of nearly every anime I've ever seen involves an intense power struggle between two opposing parties who seem to be good or evil just for the sake of being good or evil. Heroes in animes are rarely ethical except when it's convenient. And often, the heroes are represented as incompetent doofuses who seem to have become heroes through pure occurrance of circumstance (Goku, Naruto and the hero from Trigun are perfect examples.)
What does anime tell children? That you can be a fuckup and still be the hero. Fuck you, anime.
RaNkeri
May 10th, 2006, 10:50 AM
Trigun owns, so fuck you. :rock
Emu
May 10th, 2006, 11:06 AM
Trigun is the queen bitch of the most faggoty animes ever created. It has probably the most irritating hero ever created. And it's the kind of humor that appeals to ten year ol--wait I forgot who I was talking to there for a minute :lol
RaNkeri
May 10th, 2006, 11:13 AM
Trigun is the queen bitch of the most faggoty animes ever created. It has probably the most irritating hero ever created. And it's the kind of humor that appeals to ten year ol--wait I forgot who I was talking to there for a minute :lol
Oooh, you watched the dubbed version, sorry I completely understand you now! :lol
Emu
May 10th, 2006, 11:16 AM
I don't see how that shit could be any better in Japanese. He's still wearing the same retarded red jacket, and is still screaming all the time. I don't think they dubbed those in for the Americans.
RaNkeri
May 10th, 2006, 11:26 AM
The voice of the dubbed version is fuckin' awful, If I would've watched the dubbed series instead on subbed ones, I would hate that show to o :(
Emu
May 10th, 2006, 11:28 AM
I didn't mention his voice.
Guitar Woman
May 10th, 2006, 11:29 AM
movies about tits, explosions and rare steaks.
I like how this describes 99% of all animes but is meant to be an insult to anime haters
camacazio
May 10th, 2006, 11:33 AM
What does anime tell children? That you can be a fuckup and still be the hero. Fuck you, anime.
Since anime characters always solve their problems with violence, it also teaches kids that fighting is the only solution, and is OK as long as it is for what you think is good.
MetalMilitia
May 10th, 2006, 11:36 AM
What does anime tell children? That you can be a fuckup and still be the hero. Fuck you, anime.
Since anime characters always solve their problems with violence, it also teaches kids that fighting is the only solution, and is OK as long as it is for what you think is good.
Althogh most anime fans are winmpy nerds so it's hardly a threat to society.
Guitar Woman
May 10th, 2006, 11:39 AM
Anime also teaches children that the only women who are real women are all 16-year-olds with flopping D cups in sexist sailor uniforms or thong length miniskirts, and that ninjas look like this (http://cubemedia.gamespy.com/cube/image/article/678/678022/naruto-clash-of-ninja-20051222094546114.jpg).
Emu
May 10th, 2006, 11:49 AM
And that an aspect of ancient Chinese philosophy (ki) can be used to blow up buildings
Guitar Woman
May 10th, 2006, 11:53 AM
It only works on rocks.
I'm a faggot for making that reference :(
RaNkeri
May 10th, 2006, 12:19 PM
Anime also teaches children that the only women who are real women are all 16-year-olds with flopping D cups in sexist sailor uniforms or thong length miniskirts, and that ninjas look like this (http://www.g-pop.net/Ninja%20Scroll%201.jpg).
Show me a person who thinks that ninjas look like that, and I'll never ever watch anime again. :(
Guitar Woman
May 10th, 2006, 12:28 PM
yeah you will, faggot
maggiekarp
May 10th, 2006, 12:34 PM
All American cartoons star a cat and dog and have nothing but fart jokes.
The reason the typical anime hero is a total fuckup and still succeeding is because kids in that culture are always taught that if they fuck up the only option after that is death.
You guys are forgetting Bobobo and Paranoia Agent :(
Guitar Woman
May 10th, 2006, 12:35 PM
Isn't paranoia agent about some ugly guy who runs around beating people with a baseball bat
Mad Melvin
May 10th, 2006, 12:37 PM
Every goddamn anime i've witnessed is always poorly animated, the plot is usually retarded beyond words and all the characters are just screaming all the time for no apparent reason. Fuck that shit.
maggiekarp
May 10th, 2006, 12:42 PM
Isn't paranoia agent about some ugly guy who runs around beating people with a baseball bat
An ugly kid, but I can't explain much more without spoiling the shit out of it.
That's the unfortunate thing about an extremely short series :(
They scream because they're powering up or filled with rage, unless you're talking about Evangelion, in which case Shinji screams because BLOOD BLOOD EVERYWHERE AAAAAAAHHH
RaNkeri
May 10th, 2006, 12:56 PM
'cept in Excel Saga, where they scream because of the joy of screaming :shocked
Fathom Zero
May 10th, 2006, 03:36 PM
I don't particularly care enough about anime to weigh in on the subject. I do feel, however, feel that the American market is oversaturated with anime.
Chojin
May 10th, 2006, 05:01 PM
Hating anime is exactly as valid a remark as hating country music. They're both genres of a larger subset. And they're both gay, gay, gay to the core.
Misdemonar
May 10th, 2006, 06:32 PM
Most teacher pets in my school just love anime, and draw shitter versions of it on thier notebooks, it sickens me.
executioneer
May 10th, 2006, 06:39 PM
Hating anime is exactly as valid a remark as hating country music. They're both genres of a larger subset. And they're both gay, gay, gay to the core.
i was gonann say something similar >: except that there are way more atypically good country songs than atypically good animes
executioneer
May 10th, 2006, 06:53 PM
I’m not a big fan of Andy Warhol’s work, but I’m not about to call all post-modern art a heaping pile of multi-coloured, abstract excrement.
hey you know what looks like shit? pointillism :lol
“I hate Anime because Japanese people are sick weirdos”
You, good sir, are a fucking racist. Good day.
you should really look up some research on the internet detailing what the difference between a culture and a race is, cock
Without Anime, some very influential film makers might not be as good as they are today. A prominent example of this is the great Quentin Tarantino, who has stated many times his love for Japanese cinema and animation. His Kill Bill duet was transcribed almost directly from Asian culture - with a generous mix of the Kung Fu movies of the 70's and the current animated flicks. In fact, a ten or so minute clip in Kill Bill volume one was Anime and not too many people complained about that. Why? Because it was perfectly slotted into a movie about Asian culture.
quentin tarantino is kind of a boner, just sayin
Other examples of film makers influenced by Anime are James Cameron, of Titanic fame
yeah cuz titanic was SUCH a good movie :rolleyes
Stephen Spielberg
the last thing spielberg was involved with that i liked was Freakazoid :rolleyes
and George Lucas.
BATTING 1.000 :eek
Even Roger Ebert as praised many animated classics from Japan.
yeah, and we all value roger ebert's opinion so
BlueOatmeal
May 10th, 2006, 06:55 PM
The only anime I like is the kind with the titties and the hardcore sex!
Fathom Zero
May 10th, 2006, 09:15 PM
If the Japanese were to embrace rotoscoping as their method of animation in their animes, I might have an opinion.
executioneer
May 11th, 2006, 02:54 AM
hahahah i bet you really like the bakshi lord of the rings :lol
Johnny Couth
May 11th, 2006, 03:04 PM
Hey, Akira was good :(
Fathom Zero
May 11th, 2006, 04:37 PM
hahahah i bet you really like the bakshi lord of the rings :lol
I loved that Lord of the Rings.
Hooray for a Mexican Aragorn!
Chojin
May 11th, 2006, 04:55 PM
HORALE HOBBITOS
executioneer
May 11th, 2006, 07:08 PM
at least it's not as bad as those rankin/bass ones where they're always fucking singing >:
FROODOOOOOOOO OF THE NIIIIIIIIIIIIIINE FINGERRRRS
AND THE RING OF DOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOM
Girl Drink Drunk
May 11th, 2006, 08:02 PM
hahahah i bet you really like the bakshi lord of the rings :lol
I loved that Lord of the Rings.
Hooray for a Mexican Aragorn!
ITS NOT CONSTITIONAL TO HAVE A HISPANIC LORD OF THE RINGS.
executioneer
May 11th, 2006, 08:41 PM
WHYYY DOEEES HE HAAAVE NINE FIIIIINGERRRRRRS
Emu
May 11th, 2006, 08:45 PM
willie i must say your myspace is right awesome
executioneer
May 11th, 2006, 08:45 PM
thx :(
executioneer
May 11th, 2006, 08:46 PM
i mean WHERE THERES A WHIP (WH-CHA) THERE'S A WAY (WH-CHA)
Emu
May 11th, 2006, 08:52 PM
Your search - "Japanese people who hate anime" - did not match any documents.
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pff, racist, huh? :rolleyes
Emu
May 11th, 2006, 09:03 PM
http://azusa.leamonde.net/animerant.html
lol :(
Jeff The Ninja
May 13th, 2006, 12:46 PM
Hmmm, I watch a few anime (Naruto, trigun, and Fullmetal Alchemist all suck) but the worst thing are the Fans. Just look at Jonathan Clement, he is the stereotypical Anime fan. He believes that anime is an "art Form". Anime is NOT art. Anime is just a cartoon from japan. Who cares. If that particular animation styling was done by North Americans or Europeans, then they wouldnt give half a fuck about it.
Not to say all anime is bad, some is good (Berserk, Speed Racer) but its the really bad ones that people tend to talk about. Its because of that Damn Shonen Jump.
I remember During the Mid nineties, There wasnt much anime out there, and the ones that were out were pretty good (Dragonball, Transformers). Then came Pokemon (Bad, bad show in general) and that opened the floodgates for all these bad shows to come in. Watch Fox on saturday mornings, they used to have a good lineup, same with WB, but now all they have is the shittiest anime that they can find and whore it out to children who turn into 40 year old virgins who dress up as Inuyasha when they go to the Store to buy Pocky which then stains their costume which took all of 5 seconds to put together.
I Pretty much think that the rampant anime fans should die, if you think that anyshow where the main character has Bonde spiky hair, a orange track suit, is a moron and uses kung fu. then you should be shot. We have enough morons from the fallout of starwars and startrek, we dont need you.
P.S. I only watch Speed Racer for the humor Value. Any show where a man on a horse carrying a whip is able to cause a multi car pileup. Well, its good enough for me.
liquidstatik
May 13th, 2006, 03:10 PM
KAWAII ^_^;;
RaNkeri
May 13th, 2006, 03:38 PM
but the worst thing are the Fans
let this be the first time I officially agree with you :)
http://koti.mbnet.fi/phatency/anime/Naruto%20Cosplay/21FT7209.jpg
http://total.naruto.free.fr/cosplay/024.jpg
http://www.architecture.uwaterloo.ca/faculty_projects/terri/gallery/naruto/DSCN0111_resize.JPG
But it's not just anime, oh no, they also rape games with their crappy cosplays! D:
http://koti.mbnet.fi/nikoismi/cosplay/ff7.jpg
http://www3.telus.net/public/a6b43963/sc11.jpg
executioneer
May 13th, 2006, 04:21 PM
but see those games are BASED on anime so same diff
maggiekarp
May 13th, 2006, 06:13 PM
Animation can totally be art, what are you talking about
Jeff The Ninja
May 16th, 2006, 05:52 PM
http://koti.mbnet.fi/nikoismi/cosplay/ff7.jpg
http://www.pixpond.com/1/2wjqot.JPG
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Guitar Woman
May 16th, 2006, 05:56 PM
Who's the duck supposed to be?
executioneer
May 16th, 2006, 06:35 PM
if i had to guess i wouild guess he's supposed to be a chocobo :x
Emu
May 16th, 2006, 06:55 PM
I think Barrett isn't black
executioneer
May 16th, 2006, 08:50 PM
agree omg blackface
Chojin
May 16th, 2006, 08:53 PM
he's ganguro
executioneer
May 16th, 2006, 08:56 PM
ganguro means homeless? (http://dictionary.reference.com/search?q=gangrel)
RaNkeri
May 17th, 2006, 12:40 AM
@ Jeff: Dude, you've read my mind. I've always preached to my friends how that Aeris person looks like dude, but they're all like "Fuck no". :(
Jeff The Ninja
May 17th, 2006, 02:19 AM
if i had to guess i wouild guess he's supposed to be a chocobo :x
No, its Howard the Duck :(
executioneer
May 17th, 2006, 05:30 AM
howard the duck is not in final fantasy 7 jeff the ninja what kind of anime nerd are you anyways :rolleyes
Jeff The Ninja
May 17th, 2006, 08:26 AM
And Im sure that A Chocobo never wore sunglasses.
http://services.windowsmedia.com/video/cov120/drv700/v710/v710866gmqm.jpg
executioneer
May 17th, 2006, 06:53 PM
what differnece does that make, he's obv. wearing glasses in order to make his eyes appear larger
and howard the duck's sunglasses aren't white with an iris and pupil superimposed on them either :rolleyes
plus howard the duck is white not yellow
plus, again, howard the duck is not in final fantasy seven but in marvel comics and later in his own movie >:
maggiekarp
May 17th, 2006, 10:50 PM
Barret is a chocolate pudding man
RaNkeri
May 18th, 2006, 02:25 AM
OMG RACISM! :faint
thebiggameover
May 24th, 2006, 04:17 AM
TO SUM UP LONG POST: i changed anime to NASCAR, because he talked shit about it. kinda works.....
I HATE NASCAR
There comes a time in any NASCAR fan’s life when they come across someone who makes a very bold and rash statement. This someone can be a friend, a parent, a significant other or even some random passerby on the street overhearing a conversation about how much better Earnhardt is than Gordon. The one thing they have in common is a single phrase; a simple utterance that, upon hearing, one can immediately tell they are, most likely, a mouth-breathing, anime watching, Pro-Wrestling enthusiast that only likes movies about tits, explosions and rare steaks.
“I hate NASCAR.”
We’ve all heard it, but we are all usually incapacitated by the social norm that is to respect other peoples’ opinions, no matter how mind-numbingly stupid they are. Thank you, Voltaire, you jerk.
‘Hating’ NASCAR is one of the stupidest things I’ve heard. Why? Because NASCAR is not a thing. NASCAR is a sport and I intend on defending this fact as well as I am able.
Parallels to NASCAR hatred are surprisingly easy to come by and all are just as silly as the other. If, for example, someone came up to me professing wildly of his utter hatred for country music, I would say, “Good on you man, you keep preachin’ your opinion!” Conversely, if someone came up to me and told me about his burning, seething fury for music in general, I would call him a loony. Actually, I’d probably say, “What? Why are you standing on my foot?” and promptly move him, his bib, and his caretaker away from my being.
For you see, gentle audience, that’s exactly what we’re comparing. NASCAR is not a thing so much as it is a sport for various genres to come to life. We, as NASCAR enthusiasts, have seen many different genres presented to us via FOX/NBC. From earnhardt sr and petty to gordon and bush, NASCAR is proven to not be a ‘thing’, but a vessel.
Don’t get me wrong - if I was discussing NASCAR with someone who happened to mention their disgust at watching waltrip, I would ask them why the felt that way, but I would not assume they were mentally handicapped. For this, you see, is a question of taste and I could understand one not appreciating mikey's sense of funny.
But the reasons for their loathing of the sport are never there. They are never logical, succinct or in any way structured. They almost always start with the award-winning phrase of, “I hate NASCAR,” but when pushed, end with a few rationalizations that are scant or, better yet, bordering on racism. I’ll go through some of the more common arguments I’ve heard and debunk them as the trite, aural diarrhea that they are.
“I hate NASCAR because it’s always stupid action with tons of tits and gore.”
The preceding is simply not true in any way, shape or form. For this argument, debunking would be a simple matter of showing one of the many ‘High school comedies’ or more mainstream NASCAR like Nextel or busch. There are many titles out there that do not rely on tits and gore to get a wonderful story across and they will continue to be produced because they are good cinema. See also, craftsman, weekly racing and arca.
“I hate NASCAR because of deformed people with blue hair and huge eyes and gigantic tits and ...”
Fair enough. You don’t appreciate a certain prevalent race-style in NASCAR. However, dumping on the sport as a whole is quite a leap of faith that even Indiana Jones would not perform - dying father or not. The problem with this beef is that it’s discarding an entire framework based on the conceptions of a few styles. I’m not a big fan of dale waltrip's work, but I’m not about to call all post-modern racing a heaping pile of multi-coloured, abstract excrement. NASCAR, like every other sport, comes in many flavours of art. datona is a prime example of a race that most people see and dislike - very well, may I then recommend martinsville or watkins glen? They are much more realistic in their presentation.
“I hate NASCAR because white trash people are sick weirdos”
You, good sir, are a fucking racist. Good day.
“I hate NASCAR because its borring”
I hear this one more than I would like and it pains me to no end hearing it. This mostly comes from the older generations - parents, relatives, et cetera - that you feel would normally give your other interests a good chance. In a sense, they’re right, although they are being slightly myopic. Yes, NASCAR is a car race, hence the name, but it should most definitely not be attributed to indy racing, whose connotations are much more childlike.
Some NASCAR is very adult oriented whereas others are clearly aimed towards children but, like any other racing, is broad enough to encompass cars and racing from a variety of audiences. The perfect rebuttal to this argument is a very simple, elegant one. Show them something. I would recommend something more mainstream, such as any datona race.
The fact of the matter is that NASCAR is not simply ‘one’ thing. It is a plethora of things. A mishmash of ideas; a palate of flavours, textures and smells; a gut-busting laugh and a tear-jerking sob; a loving, tender kiss between lovers and the brutal evisceration of an evil villain - it is all these things, because NASCAR is not a thing, it is a sport which has been used in every country around the world. So please, before you utter again how much you hate NASCAR, please think to yourself,
“Am I being a moron?”
wow. kinda works. i took out the whole "punching back" thing. but for reals. why does everybody got to bag on NASCAR?
Ninjavenom
Jul 22nd, 2006, 10:16 PM
It only works on rocks.
I'm a faggot for making that reference :(
I don't give a shit how late this is, i get that reference, goddammit.
GADZOOKS
Aug 4th, 2006, 12:05 PM
Anime makes me want to hate tits as a whole which is a shame because in highschool I fucking loved tits.
Guitar Woman
Aug 4th, 2006, 02:36 PM
It only works on rocks.
I'm a faggot for making that reference :(
I don't give a shit how late this is, i get that reference, goddammit.
I liked how that gag made the entire fight scene pointless :(
Esuohlim
Aug 4th, 2006, 03:12 PM
Speaking from a strictly ignorant-about-all-animes point of view, the picture with the duck makes the duck look completely out of place and therefore is the funniest picture ever imo :(
liquidstatik
Sep 28th, 2006, 12:12 AM
hey willie i didnt know howard the duck was in comics before the movie. :o
i don't even remember much of that movie its been so long
'cept his name is howard
and thats my middle name. :x
executioneer
Sep 28th, 2006, 02:38 PM
i never knew about the comics until like last year when i was browsing a list of marvel universe characters and spotted him there(thanks internet)
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