Yesterday I got mugged :(

[Terra]

Laff it up. But all they took was my wallet when I left work. At gunpoint. One fucking assclown kissed me on the cheek and thanked me.

I MEAN HE FUCKING THANKED ME!!

Assholes

[Jixby Phillips]

was he some kind of supervillian from a comic book movie

[Sam]

You shouldn't have given up so easily, you should have made him EARN your wallet.

Otherwise he'll never learn how to do an honest days work.

[Seven Force]

I'm just glad you're ok. :)

[Jixby Phillips]

terra it sounds like you need to go out there and get unmugged

[Terra]

i need to grow a bigger beard jix. i was mugged by a circus shemale. with a seven inch clit :chatter

[Jixby Phillips]

oh!

[Terra]

I want a JIXBY beard! Like the one you used to have. That would be my secret weapon next time. I hate midget raiders. :(

[Esuohlim]

Become Batman and in 25 years get revenge.

[Seven Force]

I want a JIXBY beard! Like the one you used to have. That would be my secret weapon next time. I hate midget raiders. :(

Better start eating!

[Terra]

STOP IT YOU SISSIES!!! I need to really LAUGH!!

kudos to milhouse.

[Seven Force]

Was he black?


He was a ******, wasn't he? :(

[Terra]

NO. He looked like a bum with a gun. I didn't overly concern myself with skin tone at the time.

Kee-Ryhminy what is it with you and the brothas?? :)

[James]

Seven Force has gone black, and has been unable to go back.

[Terra]

:/

[Esuohlim]

http://www.zoobileezoo.com/Benvsm.jpg

GIVE ME ALL YOUR MONEY DO NOT ASK QUESTIONS BOOGITY BOOGITY

[maggiekarp]

I was saying something about Seven Force and accidentally lisped it

Theven Forth

Sorry I'm not funny in your time of need :(

[RaNkeri]

So, how much money did you have in your wallet?

[WhiteRat]

If you voted Libertarian this wouldn't have happened.

[Terra]

Actually I didn't have any money but I needed to cancel all the cards.

And White Rat?? I'm making mean eyes. >:

[WhiteRat]

SAUCY

[Lotida]

How scary for you... I am glad you are ok!!! :(

Was anyone else around??

[Terra]

No I was alone. But the cameras caught it.

And maggie? Thank you for your kind words. :)

[darkvare]

that really blows my aunt got mugged a month ago and she cracked her skull escaping :( luckly she is fine now :)

[Jixby Phillips]

when she cracked her skull i bet EGGYOLK came out, just kidding sorry to hear it

[Terra]

I'm glad your aunt is okay. Seriously it is screwed up when you have your own empowerment taken away like that.

[ArrowX]

I'm gald you werent dead, because then all your "Everyone hated Terra so much it comsumes the mockwars" would have ended up being pushed over one me.

[Terra]

Stupid. You made more sense than you have in a long time. :) I would hate to think that mock wars was left in your hands.

Ya big galoot! :)

[WhiteRat]

That really does suck to be mugged like that. A few months back my sister was working at the liquor store where she's part-time and a normal looking 20 something guy came in. He chatted with her about wine and shit for about 20 minutes before suddenly pulling a gun out and pointing it at her face. She gave him about 800 in cash and he ran out to his car, which the idiot had parked right in front of the store where a customer who came in memorized the plates. Turns out the guy ended up in a chase from the cops and eventually was stopped. Oh, turns out the gun was stolen too, and the guy's name was Mark Schwinghammer.

Article:
A Maplewood man who is a suspect in a local liquor store armed robbery was arrested south of Forest Lake Monday night after a brief chase by area police.

Police from Forest Lake assisted the Chisago County Sheriff’s Office in the arrest of Mark David Schwinghammer, 23 on I-35 south of TH-97 just after 8 p.m.

At 8:03, police here were notified that County Line Liquor, 24013 Goodview Way, Wyoming Township, had been robbed.

Police picked up the suspects vehicle on US-61 just north of the downtown. Schwinghammer was pursue south on US-61 and west on TH-97 before the stop on I-35 was made.

He is now in custody at the Chisago County Jail in Center City where he is being held on charges of aggravated robbery, second-degree assault, possession of a stolen handgun and fleeing a police officer.

Formal charges were expected on Tuesday.

Along with Forest Lake police, Chisago County deputies were assisted by police from Wyoming, the Minnesota State Patrol and deputies from Anoka County.

[ArrowX]

Seriously guys muggings arent funny

This one time liek 2 years ago me and a pal were walking home from a bush party and BAM a homeless indian lept from the undergrowth and held a knife at us, luckily he was more stoned and/or drunk than us my pall and me dropped our wallets, and as the guy was bending over to pick them up my buddy being the psycho he is leapt and Switch Kicked Him in the stomach, picked up the wallets and we booked. I was scared :(

[sadie]

terra, you should learn magic like david copperfield!

[Fathom Zero]

terra got mugged...lol

[executioneer]

i've never been mugged :(

[glowbelly]

i was grabbed by a bum-type person in downtown cleveland once, but he was a bit dim and didn't grab my arms and i had mace on me and when i pointed it at him he ran.

i'm glad you're ok terra, but i'm pretty sure a slut like you was totally asking for it. ;)

[Command Prompt]

I've never been mugged because I live in a country where handgun sales and ownership are highly restricted, as they serve no practical purpose to the general public.

This means that the availablilty of handguns is severely lowered and use of them in a crime carries minimum sentencing, meaning that if handguns are used, if at all, they are used by high profile gangmembers, engaging in large scale organized crime or gang warfare, all of which generally don't involve the genral public, rather then being used to rob silly twats for thier pocket change.

High occurances of gun violence are only futher proof that your country lacks any culture, sucks at hockey, makes shitty beer and if full of funny looking women. EDIT - and have small penises, the probable cause of handgun ownership in the firstplace. :)

[executioneer]

yeah cause nobody ever gets mugged by people with knives :rolleyes

[Command Prompt]

of course they do, but knives aren't exactly the equalizer that guns are.

Late last year, I got jumped outside my house by a guy with a knife (not a mugging because, long story short, it was a sloppy piece of revenge) and I told him he better make the first slash count because he wasn't getting a second. He decided to drop the knife and then got a Tie Domi to the side of the head. Had he pulled a gun on me, I probably would of lost the nerve to talk so much shit.

[Terra]

i'm glad you're ok terra, but i'm pretty sure a slut like you was totally asking for it. ;)

I held a raffle. He won. :(