other sexual innuendo related to sports

[Super Machine Neo]

we've all heard the cliche of "playing the field", and the series of bases we all go through untill you get hardcore laid. But I'm sick of baseball. I'd like to play another sport. and since most of the people surfing these threads are sick perverted fucks anyway, I challenge you to make sexual innuendo based on other sports (Caber tossing, Hockey, MXC, just to name a few).

[MetalMilitia]

Dicked in the face hard - I think that one is from rugby or something

[Johnny Couth]

Getting sacked.

I think that's football~

[Esuohlim]

Getting a blowjob. Am I doing this right?? >_<

[Terra]

only if your blowing a ref otherwise it's a penalty and you go in the cage sh*thead and i'm not talking rebar here

[Emu]

sinking a shizzy from ultimate frisby

i made that up by the way

[Terra]

it doesn't go into the blowing the ref category we need a sport to assign it to before it gets points

[Esuohlim]

I'm not sure I get this thread at all!

[BlueOatmeal]

HE! COULD! GO! ALL! THE! WAY!

[adept_ninja]

mount him and make um submit
brazilian jujitsu

[BlueOatmeal]

He stole "SECOND BASE"

[Terra]

HOME RUN!

[Jeff The Ninja]

IN rugby theres a Position called the Hooker :)

[DamnthatDavid]

He Scored!

*all sports

[Sethomas]

GOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOALLLLLLLL

[ArrowX]

"Stick Handling"

[executioneer]

"bagging a trophy elk"

[thebiggameover]

the bump and run

the pass in the grass

needs new rubbers

cracked his block

pushing in turn 3

shes really loose

all from nascar....

[executioneer]

"no tag-backs"

[thebiggameover]

more nascar....

hard in the wall

tore up the rear end

too fast on pit road

slow restart

burn out

[Skulhedface]

Did someone use "Plowing the back nine" yet?

OOH OOH OOH! PLOWING THE BACK NINE!

:clever

[BlueOatmeal]

"Hey Kobe stop hogging all the BALLS!"