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GADZOOKS
Mar 31st, 2003, 03:57 PM
HI GANG!

the power is you!

Welcome to my message board

wait a second i said that twice

OMG BEARS DRIVING HOW CAN THIS BE!

Snack Time....Not yet mom!

Hi im new, sorry for the obscene chatter, just pre-show jitters i guess, hope to see you all later
FS
Mar 31st, 2003, 04:00 PM
WOW YOU ARE TOO :eek CUH-RAZY :eek FOR MY TASTES

And Johnny Bravo is awesome, dipshit.
GADZOOKS
Mar 31st, 2003, 04:03 PM
no reason to be a beartrap in the ass Fs or should I say Kirby Night~Knight Baddie of the Kirby's Dreamland Game for the Nintendo Entertainment System
punkgrrrlie10
Mar 31st, 2003, 04:05 PM
beartrap in the ass?
noob3
Mar 31st, 2003, 04:07 PM
I think it's a bad thing, atleast when you like to stick your penises in people's ass! Haha, like GADZOOKS! He's a homosexual, folks! He likes sticking his penis in people's butts! Beartrap! Homosexual?
Les Waste
Mar 31st, 2003, 04:11 PM
GADZOOKS IS ONE WILD AND CRAZY GUY :lol :lol :lol
GADZOOKS
Mar 31st, 2003, 04:25 PM
noob3 better learn some matters, or my stuffed grandmutha will haunt him(her?) forever

http://www.theinternetisboring.com/grandma-kids.JPG

see she's here 24/7!!, the kids use her as a dummy! :meat
FS
Mar 31st, 2003, 04:32 PM
HOLY SHIT, MAN

QUIT IT

YOUR POSTING IS DISRUPTING REGULAR POSTING
GADZOOKS
Mar 31st, 2003, 04:36 PM
Dont Scream With your mouth open FS, i know how you american joes hate when noobies post "Hi Im New Post" But how esle are you gonna get your daily supply of fun, without GadzooKs! It's damn near impossible now, but i think, with a little time and a little spoonful of surgar (That what shirley jones and lambchop sang, SHES DEAD NOW :) ) we can make this community and Empire, and empire built on Recreation and Board Games and All Out Fun!
Jixby Phillips
Mar 31st, 2003, 04:51 PM
From: GADZOOKS
To: Jixby Phillips
Posted: Mon Mar 31, 2003 9:42 pm
Subject: Hey You Punk!
Look i got a flavorful plan to defeat FS, and his anally raping party favors, we gotta do a little be of this and that:

1) Get all the shoes

2) Go to FS's dungeon of SEXUALITY

3) Tell him a gay chimp wants to meet him

4) Drop the shoes on his head redering him unconseus

5) Sell his body to science

6) Go back and say "Wait dont!!!" take his body back and give the money back

7) defeat him over a nourishing lunch with milk, apples, and high fiber

8) feed it to the cats

It's so simple!!!
MrAdventure
Mar 31st, 2003, 04:53 PM
OH SHIT I RECOGNIZE THAT GRANDMA

http://home.attbi.com/~rwirkus/wsb/media/154238/site1020.jpg

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GADZOOKS
Mar 31st, 2003, 05:00 PM
isnt that magic :)

P.S: I see you got my message Jixby, Terrorific
MrAdventure
Mar 31st, 2003, 05:02 PM
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GADZOOKS
Mar 31st, 2003, 05:06 PM
You cant

thats my dead grandma, she so stuffed that her carcass can rot!!, she's like a giant chew toy, isnt family ties fun!
Esuohlim
Mar 31st, 2003, 05:34 PM
Look who just came from the insane asylum? :lol

It's GADZOOKS! :lol

:lol
FS
Mar 31st, 2003, 05:50 PM
GADZOOKS YOU ARE A CRAZY MONSTER FUCK

DONT YOU KNOW JIXBY AND ME ARE B.F.F. = BEST FRIENDS FOREVER

LOSER
Professor Cool
Mar 31st, 2003, 05:54 PM
Hey i guess it's mandatory to have a least one asshole at a time here at i-mockery
Matt Harty
Mar 31st, 2003, 06:39 PM
At least 5
jin
Mar 31st, 2003, 06:45 PM
You SO CRAY-ZEE! Nikkk-UR!

I Wish more people be all like whack up INSANE like YOU!

THIS ONE'S A KEEPER FOLKS!

ps. I BREATHE POISON.
Captain Robo
Mar 31st, 2003, 07:08 PM
DaMNeD sO uLs: I"M NAKED.
DaMNeD sO uLs: I ALSO HAVE BLACK LIPSTICK ON.
CaptainRoboT2: I don't wanna know

STOP INSTANT MESSENGING ME GADZOOKS :(
The Unseen
Mar 31st, 2003, 07:13 PM
when i read "latest post: jin" i was expecting something much funnier
Wiffles
Apr 1st, 2003, 05:46 AM
Hello and welcome to the happy place ^_^
sadie
Apr 1st, 2003, 08:19 PM
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ItalianStereotype
Apr 1st, 2003, 08:28 PM
when i read "latest post: jin" i was expecting something much funnier

whenever i read "latest post: The Unseen" i dont open the thread.
Anonymous
Apr 2nd, 2003, 08:56 AM
http://www.popndeth.com/imock/newguide.gif (http://www.i-mockery.net/viewtopic.php?t=1958)
Lenor
Apr 2nd, 2003, 09:38 AM
weeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee eeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee

I once was a newbie.. hmm hey ive been here for over a year..
Matt Harty
Apr 2nd, 2003, 11:19 AM
And I still love you :)
Professor Cool
Apr 2nd, 2003, 11:58 AM
that wasnt appropiate, catbread :(
Matt Harty
Apr 2nd, 2003, 12:03 PM
So was my not knowing of being shunned >:
Professor Cool
Apr 2nd, 2003, 12:06 PM
you were told, it's in Mock Wars somewhere >:

Well you'll just have to see for yourself M. Harty, cause now you've been shunned

http://www.findingjoy.com/images/angry.jpgSHUNNEDhttp://www.findingjoy.com/images/angry.jpg
That was in the Original "Suck on My..." Thread

I don't know why your so upset about a joke i did a week ago, kinda sad :(
Matt Harty
Apr 2nd, 2003, 12:15 PM
Because I asked for how long they lasted for? >: :( :outrage
Professor Cool
Apr 2nd, 2003, 01:25 PM
Yes

and by the way they last FOREVER

Unless your personally Unshunned by me

I wouldn't count on it :( Since I stopped doing the joke :(
Secret Agent Vomit
Apr 2nd, 2003, 01:29 PM
The joke has been discontinued. :(