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derrida
May 17th, 2006, 07:06 PM
how can you tell if a chick has had a miscarriage???

Johnny Couth
May 17th, 2006, 07:07 PM
She stopped being pregnant, but doesn't have a baby.

executioneer
May 17th, 2006, 07:10 PM
did you push her down the stairs

Fathom Zero
May 17th, 2006, 07:17 PM
A thorough examination of the uterus will yield results, whether it be yours or the woman-in-question's.

Johnny Couth
May 17th, 2006, 07:25 PM
There is a fetus floating in her toilet bowl.

Jixby Phillips
May 17th, 2006, 08:21 PM
if you cut your grass and discover a CAR, YOU MIGHT'VE HAD A MISCARIAGE

Terra
May 17th, 2006, 09:54 PM
CHECK HER ASSHOLE IF THERE ARE CRAYON MARKS JUST ON TEH INSIDE SHE HAD A MISCARRIAGE!!!

Emu
May 17th, 2006, 10:42 PM
Are there any new children in the household? She may have just had a birth.

felix_tibs
May 29th, 2006, 01:15 AM
if you cut your grass and discover a CAR, YOU MIGHT'VE HAD A MISCARIAGE

If you need to put on shoes and carry a flashlight to use the bathroom, You might've had a miscarriage!

Immortal Goat
May 29th, 2006, 01:45 AM
If you need to put on shoes and carry a flashlight to use the bathroom, You might've had a miscarriage!
If we had been lucky, you'd have been a miscarriage.

DamnthatDavid
Jun 10th, 2006, 03:52 AM
We can still try for a abortion.

GADZOOKS
Jun 10th, 2006, 03:12 PM
That "chick" is your new wife and mother of your miscarriage, show some respect.

Courage the Cowardly Dog
Jun 10th, 2006, 04:07 PM
If she is a white chick, her nipples may have suddenly changed colour. This happens in pregnancy normally butalso for chicks who start to lactate but then miscarry. Of course you need befor and after pics.

Feel free to post said pics and I'll give my opinion.

Shifty
Jun 11th, 2006, 05:45 AM
yes like the bitch said, put naked boobies on my screen!

Terra
Jun 13th, 2006, 12:42 AM
except in your case where impending fatherhood is just a few months away

Emu
Jun 13th, 2006, 09:16 AM
pix

Courage the Cowardly Dog
Jul 4th, 2006, 03:54 PM
I recently found out via fark.com that there is such a thing as Nipple pinkening cream :boob :boob to turn brown nipples pink. The example on the box showed a dark skinned asian girl with befor and after nipples origanel brown, and then pink as a non abortion having white girl. Anyway it was totally hot, but my point is this.

She could have had an abortion and used nipple bleach to cover it up (the scar another way also depending on how big the baby got)

If you find nipple bleaching kits in her medecine cabinet it should be a good tipoff she's covering.

food for thought.

Terra
Jul 11th, 2006, 10:39 PM
Please don't go around telling people your from Missouri.

Wait until I've moved away

Seven Force
Jul 13th, 2006, 01:22 PM
^^^:rolleyes

Seven Force
Jul 13th, 2006, 01:27 PM
Hey, was the stuff running down her leg a little chunky this time around? That could be a miscarriage.

My friend and I teased this one girl that sat behind us because she claimed to have had a miscarriage, even though she was obviously lying about being pregnant. Even if it was true we still had a good time because she was one of those weird, talkitive, lying, attention-whoring otaku bitches.

May her rancid womb win more souls for the lord.

Courage the Cowardly Dog
Jul 17th, 2006, 10:24 PM
so.... how do you ask your gf to use nipple pinkening cream? Does she have to decide herself?