I HAVE A BLOG AT NATIONAL LAMPOON

[mburbank]

Go read it. Please.

http://nationallampoon.com/index.php?option=com_jambozine&layout=article&view=page&aid=162&Itemid=32

And if you are so inclined they have a 'rate it, vote for it' dealio. I have no idea if the editors pay attention to the numbers, but it couldn't hurt my career to have really, really high ones. Lord knows I've given you bastards tthe best years of my life for free. This is the least you could do for me.

[Sacks]

I went over to the little box and clicked 5 and nothing happened. It was kind of like Russian roulette, only I had nothing to worry about.

[george]

you and your blog suck ass :(

[mburbank]

Like I care what you think of it as long as you visit, vote for the damn thing and let everyone you know it's there and that's the best damn thing yoiu ever read, like Proust and an orgasm combined. As long as you slavishly obey my will, it doesn't matter if yoiu like it.

[tenno]

well i dont so much want to 'dance' with you after reading that, so much as i want to clamber up your age-ridden legs and hump you till you weep.


:)

[BlueOatmeal]

I voted a 5 and it moved up from 3.75 to 3.80! :thumbsup

[Protoclown]

Good stuff, Max! I gave you a 5 because i am a whore :(

[mburbank]

Actually, since all I did was ask and no money was exchanged, you're a slut. But don't worry! Sluts are the best!

[mburbank]

Next installemnt of Maximum Blogbank is up.

http://nationallampoon.com/index.php?option=com_jambozine&layout=article&view=page&aid=178&Itemid=32

[Protoclown]

You mean I'm not getting paid?

Fuck.

Can I take back my vote?

[mburbank]

Too late. sir! They seem to have disabled their absurd voting devices and removed them.

[Protoclown]

I was just noticing that, as I was going to try to vote for your new blog entry.

I've never actually stopped at South of the Border, but I've always been intrigued. I actually have a comic book idea where the final climactic battle takes place there.

[mburbank]

That would be awesome! I love that place. I've never written it (I think, I honestly don't remeber what all I've written about at this point) but I've always wanted to do a story where the Billboards leading up to it, which start hundreds of miles away here and there and eventually are one per mile, are seen as a sort of stations of the cross. I love their whole unreconstructed bizarely racist lazy Mexican steryotype day glow painted scene.

[Mike]

Lol...it appears that the South of the Border website is called http://www.pedroland.com. It's quite a spectacle.

[mburbank]

The latest installment is up.

http://nationallampoon.com/index.php?option=com_jambozine&layout=article&view=page&aid=186&Itemid=32

[Dirksen]

wtf

http://nationallampoon.com/index.php?option=com_jambozine&layout=article&view=page&aid=197&Itemid=32

[executioneer]

hahaha

[mburbank]

Dirksen has posted the new intallement URL for my Blog, but here it is again.

http://nationallampoon.com/index.php?option=com_jambozine&layout=article&view=page&aid=197&Itemid=32

They have reinstituted they stupid vote thingy, which I
don't care for, but on the other hand they have a hit counter
and I kind of like knowing people are reading i.

[MarioRPG]

Makes you feel important that you can tell if you're becoming more famous than others with a blog, right? :)

[mburbank]

gives me an chubby.

[mburbank]

The next instalment is up!

http://nationallampoon.com/index.php?option=com_jambozine&layout=article&view=page&aid=211&Itemid=32

[mburbank]

Another new installment!

"In which I prove I care about you, the reader"

http://nationallampoon.com/index.php?option=com_jambozine&layout=article&view=page&aid=216&Itemid=32

[Mockery]

Hey Max, email on the message board is busted so you won't be getting any notifications, click on your private messages cuz you've got a few waiting I'm sure.

[mburbank]

GO READ MY BLOG, ALL I CARE ABOUT IN LIFE IS THE LITTLE HIT COUNTER ON MY STUFF! IT'S SOLID REI9NFORCEMENT, LIKE GETTING A FOOD PELLET OR NOT GETTING SHOCKED!

I just sent you a PM, you big girl.

[Mockery]

A PM? Whoah-ho-ho! Look at the old-timer using the fancy internet lingo! Hey Max! That was pretty "L33T" of you!

[mburbank]

What the HELL is that supposed to mean?!? Make my hit counter go up, you bastard! Touch it! TOUCH IT! IT WON'T KILL YOU TO TOUCH IT!

[Mockery]

Touch your "hit counter" eh? Is that what you're calling it these days? :blah

[mburbank]

yes

[Mockery]

Do you have a webcam? :love

[mburbank]

No, but the next istallment of my blog is up! WOOOO-HOOOO! HERE WE GO NOW!!
http://nationallampoon.com/index.php?option=com_jambozine&layout=article&view=page&aid=225&Itemid=32

[mburbank]

Ho!Snap! The next installemnt is up. in which I allow Donald Rumsfled to speak for me.

http://nationallampoon.com/index.php?option=com_jambozine&layout=article&view=page&aid=233&Itemid=32

[Pub Lover]

Criminently, Mister Burbank? :confused

[mburbank]

Learn about the evils of HUFFING in my latest installment!!

http://nationallampoon.com/index.php?option=com_jambozine&layout=article&view=page&aid=237&Itemid=32

[FartinMowler]

I've alway's liked Max Burbank. Hey Max I'm an aspiring writer can you give me some advise on how to get hooked up?

Here is a sample of some new stuff
blahblahblah

[mburbank]

Fartin, PM me stuff like this if you like. It takes up way too much space in a thread.

[FartinMowler]

Sure...The Moment with Ann Coulter is really funny...

[mburbank]

Thanks. I got paid for that one.

[FartinMowler]

I deleted my PM to Max because it was still sitting in his box :( Oh well, I won't feel obligated to read his crap anymore.

[Chojin]

:tear

[FartinMowler]

Fartin

You suck

Max

Well, I'm a busy guy doing busy stuff

Fartin

ok

Max

read my stuff

Fartin

fuck you

[Chojin]

One-sided stalking is for the birds, am i right

[FartinMowler]

Yep you are right this time

[mburbank]

OMG, I have a full time job, I write freelance every damn second I get, I got debts no honest man could pay, etc, etc! I'd have gotten around to it, you huge baby!

[FartinMowler]

I think it's better he didn't read my script. I was nervous waiting for a reply and when it didn't come I got defensive and then annoyed. Most of the time when I post in the egghead section I'm ignored or made fun of :/