The Pinch and Roll [Archive]

WhiteRat

May 20th, 2006, 11:06 PM

Given my current situation, and the fact that your uncle would probably be the one who'd be making me shit my pants, I would rule the joint rolling out.

As far as trying to make my penis bigger, I usually enlist the aid of a Japanese quadrapalegic. Don't ask me how or why but trust me it's one hell of a ride.

I'm talking about the Pinch and Roll, the age old technique of relieving one hell of an inch on your nutsack.

over and out

Terra

May 20th, 2006, 11:09 PM

given where you reside, have you tried the fucking CHOPSTICKS?????

WhiteRat

May 20th, 2006, 11:13 PM

I don't trust myself to use chopsticks properly for eating rice, so why the hell would I put them to use on my sac?!

Terra

May 20th, 2006, 11:20 PM

you might be better at picking up your sackflap with chopsticks than rice.

Esuohlim

May 21st, 2006, 03:24 AM

http://img135.imageshack.us/img135/6990/borthjt2lp.gif

4 u

WhiteRat

May 21st, 2006, 08:39 AM

I don't know if I agree with this marriage. I'm getting a divorce lawyer.

sadie

May 21st, 2006, 09:11 AM

how does one relieve an inch?

WhiteRat

May 21st, 2006, 09:33 AM

Aw shit. Ladies my penis is actually bigger than an inch!

RaNkeri

May 21st, 2006, 09:51 AM

lemme' guess, 1½ inches? :rolleyes

Lotida

May 21st, 2006, 09:52 AM

I think Milhouse is more than a little jealous that Terra is chatting about someone else's nutsack. He even took the time to draw that cute picture and all...

Don't worry Milhouse...... you're still #1! :)

Terra

May 21st, 2006, 10:01 AM

milhouse i can't take dick that is bigger than an inch why do you think i harass you so much? hurry and dump your bitch g/f and we'll do the midget rumble

ItalianStereotype

May 21st, 2006, 02:58 PM

oh rankeri you are such a card

WhiteRat

May 21st, 2006, 04:59 PM

lemme' guess, 1½ inches? :rolleyes

Why you little!

Chojin

May 21st, 2006, 11:35 PM

quick lets bring our aim conversation to i-mockery it'll be the best

DamnthatDavid

May 22nd, 2006, 12:42 AM

I would, but I no longer sign on and talk to people on AIM. I got something better. A sock puppet.

Terra

May 22nd, 2006, 03:28 PM

Can your sock puppet sign on? I would like to hear from it.

Jeanette X

May 24th, 2006, 12:08 AM

http://img215.imageshack.us/img215/1876/mj1208046zy.gif

White Rat, who (or more properly, what) is your avatar?! :shocked

Esuohlim

May 24th, 2006, 01:37 AM

It's "Madge".

Hey, it's what I was told when I asked and I'm satisfied.

WhiteRat

May 24th, 2006, 03:32 AM

Since it's driving everyone insane and no one is interested in the original topic anymore, allow me to present to you "Cooking With Madge":
http://homepage.mac.com/rishey/iMovieTheater74.html

NSFW unless you work at an S&M club. Terra i'm looking in your direction but you are already occupied with a 400lb. sweaty german business man.

Terra

May 24th, 2006, 08:58 AM

I want a divorce. >:

WhiteRat

May 24th, 2006, 10:22 AM

If it's a divorce you want, a divorce you will get. I hope you have a pallet of your favorite brand of tissues because you're going to need every one of them ya crybaby.

Terra

May 24th, 2006, 06:31 PM

It's not final until Milhouse draws a picture of the proceedings.

WhiteRat

May 25th, 2006, 05:00 AM

Fuck the drawing I'm done with you. Oh, and you can have your Great White muscle shirt back.

Terra

May 25th, 2006, 09:04 AM

I don't want the shirt back. Your boyfriend jizzed on it.

But I'm keeping the trailer.

MADGE

Archduke Tips

May 26th, 2006, 10:14 PM

Emu

May 26th, 2006, 10:16 PM

It's "chutzpah," fag.

Archduke Tips

May 26th, 2006, 10:17 PM

Okay. The teenagers found a shotgun now too.

Archduke Tips

May 26th, 2006, 10:19 PM

It's "chutzpah," fag.

Emu, please don't speak with your mouth full of penis. Rude.

Emu

May 26th, 2006, 10:19 PM

Sry.

Terra

May 26th, 2006, 10:55 PM

Every time I see Whiterat's avatar I am filled with rage. The rage of angry mutant fish that were fed human growth hormone and developed a way to crawl up on land and hunt humans until some teenagers with an axe and a lot of hutspa take them on.

oh shut the fuck up twit. you just envy his lip shade. it's my color which is a soft spring and i love him for wearing it. even though i'm taking him for all the grenades he's got, us getting a divorce and all i love him just the same.

asshole >: don't never talk about my ex. only i can do that

Chojin

May 27th, 2006, 03:12 AM

what the fuck are you on about

WhiteRat

May 27th, 2006, 03:21 AM

Terra baby, your sweet words have caused me to suddenly not want a divorce. Will you reconsider?

Rongi

May 27th, 2006, 10:57 AM

i swear to god, terra is the female fartin mowler

Chojin

May 27th, 2006, 02:09 PM

maybe she used to be his wife and he was the old-school vet she was talking about

it'd only make sense

Terra

May 27th, 2006, 05:43 PM

Terra baby, your sweet words have caused me to suddenly not want a divorce. Will you reconsider?

just don't beat me no more!

GADZOOKS

May 27th, 2006, 08:57 PM

Fartin Mowler is way better then Terra.

Did you jerks hear his scripts wars, or even his belch wars?

Archduke Tips

May 27th, 2006, 08:58 PM

What is the pinch and roll anyway??

Fathom Zero

May 28th, 2006, 12:11 AM

You haven't read any of this, have you? :(

Archduke Tips

May 28th, 2006, 12:02 PM

I read it but I don't understand what "the age old technique of relieving one hell of an inch on your nutsack" means.

Emu

May 28th, 2006, 12:38 PM

You pinch and roll your scrotum. With your teeth. Duh.

Archduke Tips

May 28th, 2006, 09:51 PM

Why would you want to do that???

Terra

May 28th, 2006, 10:38 PM

YOUR TRAINING FOR THE FUCKING SCROTAL OLYMPICS!!!

OKAY???

Archduke Tips

May 29th, 2006, 10:06 AM

Oh. :)
God bless our scrotal olympians.

Johnny Couth

May 29th, 2006, 05:55 PM

So if you've got a problem
You know what to do
Whether you're watching TV
Or sniffing airplane glue
Which we don't do
Now the girls don't know
But us guys we all know
How to do a little dance
We call the Pinch and Roll
And we do the