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glowbelly
May 20th, 2006, 06:14 PM
he got hitched today :)

congrats to him and his new wife, even though IT WAS SUPPOSED TO BE ME >:

;)

seriously. good luck to you, sammy. you deserve everything good life has to offer.
Terra
May 20th, 2006, 10:35 PM
Congratulations Mr. Dole!! I hope this thread gets a temporary sticky until you get back. You are a great presence on the forum and I admire your posts. I heard you were one of many that were taking/have taken the vows and I wish my heartfelt best for you and the missus.
Mockery
May 21st, 2006, 11:26 PM
Pip pip, old bean! Pip pip! :posh

Seriously though, congrats Sam!
Protoclown
May 22nd, 2006, 11:27 AM
Congrats, Dole! I hope you two have a lovely life together!
tenno
May 22nd, 2006, 01:50 PM
nice work man, you need any tips on 'lovin her proper' you just let me know!
Dole
May 23rd, 2006, 04:57 AM
Thank you folks!! :)
It was fucking amazing, despite it being virtually a force 10 gale all day.
Hannah looked absolutely incredible :eek
I will post a pic of me and the missus in our nuptual finery as soon as I get some.
glowbelly
May 23rd, 2006, 08:54 AM
it's called "making love to your wife" now, sam. not "get some."

;)
Protoclown
May 23rd, 2006, 09:49 AM
FUCKING MEN >:
Mockery
May 23rd, 2006, 11:54 AM
You can take the gent out of the pig, but you can't take the pig out of the gent. :posh
Chojin
May 23rd, 2006, 12:04 PM
Only because pigs have barbs on their penises :<
tenno
May 23rd, 2006, 02:27 PM
no wonder my ass hurts so bad.......fucking BARBS!
Supafly345
May 25th, 2006, 03:49 PM
That was a great joke that Chojin made, and you just had to post that Tenno, THANK YOU VERY MUCH.
tenno
May 25th, 2006, 04:17 PM
:(
executioneer
May 25th, 2006, 11:44 PM
they do not either have barbs you're thinking of cats pigs have curly w*iners just like their tails :x :x :x
Johnny Couth
May 25th, 2006, 11:49 PM
If you ever have a question about animal penis, you just give willy a call.
executioneer
May 26th, 2006, 01:21 AM
i have a lot of useless information from being bored and having access to a search engine
mburbank
May 26th, 2006, 12:57 PM
Congrats Dole. Soon you will whelp and increase the ranks of I-mockery parents.

I have been married to the same woman for thirteenh years. I think. That it's the same woman. She says she is.
tenno
May 26th, 2006, 04:56 PM
all wives become pod people......or if on the main shores, 'wall-eyed with sloping brows' fish-women.
KevinTheOmnivore
May 26th, 2006, 09:20 PM
Congrats, Dole!

NOW MAKE BABIES! >:
Terra
May 26th, 2006, 10:50 PM
all wives become pod people......or if on the main shores, 'wall-eyed with sloping brows' fish-women.

And this is comming from the poster who says...

nice work man, you need any tips on 'lovin her proper' you just let me know!

you know how to keep the pussy twirling on the end of your wee dickie-poo doncha?