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Former_HNIC_Pantitude
May 22nd, 2006, 02:37 PM
Whats up bitches?

Guitar Woman
May 22nd, 2006, 03:09 PM
not much what r u doin

Emu
May 22nd, 2006, 03:15 PM
werd nigga

Former_HNIC_Pantitude
May 22nd, 2006, 03:31 PM
I am mocking.

Guitar Woman
May 22nd, 2006, 03:37 PM
I am not sure how to proceed in making fun of the person here, he is making no sense!

MarioRPG
May 22nd, 2006, 03:40 PM
He seems immune to our dissaprovement.

Guitar Woman
May 22nd, 2006, 03:41 PM
it's like womti and the finns

Guitar Woman
May 22nd, 2006, 03:43 PM
hey new guy are you a finn

Edit: post number 3000, now i am a badass!

glowbelly
May 22nd, 2006, 03:45 PM
bloop

Terra
May 22nd, 2006, 03:46 PM
If memory serves, he and she have been here almost from the beginning. Please correct me if I'm wrong, but weren't you a couple posting under one screen name?

I was wondering where you've gone. As I have a few other poster's who are not around any longer.

glowbelly
May 22nd, 2006, 03:50 PM
chojin's gonna pee himself.

where's your better half?

Former_HNIC_Pantitude
May 22nd, 2006, 03:50 PM
Blip - Bloop - Blap.

Whats up kids?

glowbelly
May 22nd, 2006, 03:51 PM
see that child staring at you over there?

he's mine. :eek

Former_HNIC_Pantitude
May 22nd, 2006, 03:52 PM
Hey - Glowbelly. My better half is sitting at her desk 8 1/2 months pregnant. Last I remember you had just had a baby. How's that whole project coming along? Walking, screaming, testing and throwing temper tantrums by now? If so, SWEET!

Former_HNIC_Pantitude
May 22nd, 2006, 03:54 PM
How in God's name did you answer before I asked???

But thats one cute kid. Congrats! I can't wait. July 2 is our due date.

LNSICPantitude
May 22nd, 2006, 03:55 PM
Shazzam! Here I am!

glowbelly
May 22nd, 2006, 03:59 PM
advice for her for labor:

1. KEEP MOVING AROUND
2. DON'T STOP MOVING
3. WALK WALK WALK WALK
4. USE THE BALL THING THEY OFFER YOU
5. IF YOU STOP MOVING GET AN EPIDURAL
6. THAT THING THAT LOOKS LIKE A GIANT BOOGER THAT JUST CAME OUT OF YOUR CROTCH IS CALLED A MUCOUS PLUG. I'M NOT KIDDING. :x

advice for you during labor:

1. DON'T FUCKING TALK
2. DON'T FUCKING TOUCH
3. DON'T FUCKING LOOK
4. DO EVERYTHING SHE SAYS NO MATTER HOW IRRATIONAL IT SEEMS THERE IS A REASON
5. ENJOY BEING THE MOST IMPORTANT PERSON IN HER LIFE NOW BECAUSE IT ALL ENDS ONCE SHE HEARS THE SCREAM

btw, congrats. girl or boy?

and yes to everything you asked. he's trying to send a fax right now as a matter of fact, sooooo, i'll brb.

Chojin
May 22nd, 2006, 04:05 PM
hay hnic!

if you can't remember your password, just PM me with what you want it to be.

LNSICPantitude
May 22nd, 2006, 04:06 PM
Enjoy my rounded pantitudeness. There's a person in there who is currently covered in a cheesey substance. Your mucous plug scares me not.

http://i31.photobucket.com/albums/c370/Mfras/Copyof34-weeks-05212006c.jpg

Emu
May 22nd, 2006, 04:08 PM
5. ENJOY BEING THE MOST IMPORTANT PERSON IN HER LIFE NOW BECAUSE IT ALL ENDS ONCE SHE HEARS THE SCREAM


Is this true? :(

HNICPantitude
May 22nd, 2006, 04:16 PM
FOR IMMEDIATE RELEASE: Former_HNIC_Pantitude is dead, and HNICPantitude has come back. Does everyone still exist here? I see Chojin and Glowbelly. How about Mburbank, Jamesman, Protoclown, AChimp?

And... what about _____TheMagnificent - someone help me out here - he was someones alter-ego - and I need to know his name.

BTW - Thanks Chojin

Chojin
May 22nd, 2006, 04:19 PM
Check this out!

http://www.i-mockery.net/viewforum.php?f=33

Terra
May 22nd, 2006, 04:33 PM
is there any way you can get their post count back and original join date?

just asking. it would be a good thing

Former_HNIC_Pantitude
May 22nd, 2006, 04:39 PM
My post count would be in the millions if you really need to know and I know I was here in November 2001. Thats when I first came to spam the boards with my evil domain link. This, in turn, caused many to hate me, despite my kind nature.

The Pantitude Connection is SWEET.

glowbelly
May 22nd, 2006, 04:40 PM
you're HUGE! and beautiful, of course. ALWAYS BEAUTIFUL.

my 8-8.5 month pregant pic is very white trash. see:

http://i20.photobucket.com/albums/b248/glowbelly/8months.jpg

LNSICPantitude
May 22nd, 2006, 04:47 PM
God damn, that is amazing.

You have inspired me to park our F150 in the driveway, line it with trash bags, fill it with water and "swim" out front of our new home that we have purchased in the "Neo Nazi Capital of North America"... all whilst drinking a beer, smoking, wearing a wife beater, a pair of granny panties and scratching my belly. This all, of course, will be posted in the picture thread.

I can't be outdone.

ItalianStereotype
May 22nd, 2006, 04:47 PM
wait, so we're all friends now? what the fuck is this?

Chojin
May 22nd, 2006, 04:53 PM
Christ IS, did you even read our operating agreement?

Operating Agreement of The I-Mockery Message Boards, LLC

ARTICLE IX
EXCEPTIONS AND ADDENDUMS

Section 14. Prolonged absence and subsequent return to forum. The Participant may return to the forum as a celebrated Member to be respected and admired by all current Members only under the following conditions:

1. Participant was previously a Veteran.
2. Participant has forum tenure of at least 2 (two) years and has taken a leave of absence no shorter than 12 (twelve) months in duration.
3. Participant is named Carnivore.

ItalianStereotype
May 22nd, 2006, 04:55 PM
oh no i am at school where are my pants arggh i hate mondays

James
May 22nd, 2006, 04:57 PM
Terra said I should sai hi in this thread and I do whatever Terra tells me because she holds the sex card over my head and it's just a whole big thing.

So hi. I'm gonna go jack off and cry now.

Terra
May 22nd, 2006, 04:58 PM
you deserve a phone call for that. thank you baby

LNSICPantitude
May 22nd, 2006, 05:18 PM
I'm touched. There are no words, James. No words.

Chojin
May 22nd, 2006, 05:26 PM
also terra the pantitudes aren't THAT tenuristic.

Terra
May 22nd, 2006, 05:28 PM
hey thanks for that, dad.

sadie
May 22nd, 2006, 05:38 PM
james' post almost made me regurgitate.

James
May 22nd, 2006, 07:43 PM
From laughing so hard?

I'm told that I can be quite the cut-up from time to time.

AChimp
May 22nd, 2006, 11:00 PM
I still exist, but I've transcended the Internet. :eek

HNICPantitude
May 22nd, 2006, 11:32 PM
also terra the pantitudes aren't THAT tenuristic.

Chojin, we all know its the quality of Pantitude's cannot be measured by age. I transcend tenure.

Are you in my friend's group?

http://www.pantitude.com/pantitude/friends5.jpg

http://www.pantitude.com/pantitude/newtat.jpg

HNICPantitude
May 23rd, 2006, 12:30 AM
[quote=Chojin]also terra the pantitudes aren't THAT tenuristic.

Chojin, we all know its the quality of Pantitude's cannot be measured by age. I transcend tenure.

Damn - nice English.

We all know Pantitude posts cannot be measured by age.

Just in case you didn't understand the first time.

Chojin
May 23rd, 2006, 06:00 AM
Actually I made that post cause Terra keeps trying to convince me that she's a secret vet and stuff like 'Pantitudes have been here since the beginning' reveal her for the SLOW-TYPING LIAR SHE IS

HNICPantitude
May 23rd, 2006, 06:07 AM
So she is the enemy?

Archduke Tips
May 23rd, 2006, 07:26 AM
Message board veterans... Like you survived some sort of great message board war. (Or survived the EzBoard days or what??)

HNICPantitude
May 23rd, 2006, 08:21 AM
EZBoard Days were the good days. Thats how I found this place.

LNSICPantitude
May 23rd, 2006, 08:30 AM
Good lord... that pic of your Burbank tattoo is so old that we no longer have that tree and both of those parakeets have died. That's some tenure.

Terra
May 23rd, 2006, 08:37 AM
Actually I made that post cause Terra keeps trying to convince me that she's a secret vet and stuff like 'Pantitudes have been here since the beginning' reveal her for the SLOW-TYPING LIAR SHE IS

Actually it's the SLOW-TYPING BACK SLIDING BITCH LIAR SHE IS.

A small ommision on your part but it was an IMPORTANT one.

glowbelly
May 23rd, 2006, 08:59 AM
God damn, that is amazing.

You have inspired me to park our F150 in the driveway, line it with trash bags, fill it with water and "swim" out front of our new home that we have purchased in the "Neo Nazi Capital of North America"... all whilst drinking a beer, smoking, wearing a wife beater, a pair of granny panties and scratching my belly. This all, of course, will be posted in the picture thread.

I can't be outdone.

oh yeah. well, i'll get pregnant by my cousin. i'll smoke meth out of his lab for 6 months of my pregnancy and then make a teary-eyed apology to my husband who will then beat me to a pulp and send me into early labor. i'll have the baby, name it bobby joe and only feed it biscuits and gravy. then i'll bring them all on the maury show and prove that my husband was the father of the baby in the first place at which point he will start to cry, drop to his knees and beg me to remarry him all over again.

i will do all of this just to outdo you. TRY ME.

LNSICPantitude
May 23rd, 2006, 09:05 AM
I just got white trash served.

HNICPantitude
May 23rd, 2006, 09:07 AM
Glowbelly - please document every detail online for that one.