Uhh...

[maggiekarp]

So uh this guy called my house, apparantly he tried calling a few houses down from us but couldn't reach them, so the operator gave him our number as the closest address and he wanted me to go bug the other people's house for him, but I don't know him or the folks that live in that house, so that was hella awkward and he said he'd call when my mom's awake.


Not my business but I hope this guy is just a crazy stalker and that the people aren't dead or something.

[Terra]

If you end up being the one who goes over to check the place, use gloves.

Leave no DNA.

[Emu]

In fact you should probably just put some water on the boil and begin dismembering yourself to save him the trouble.

[Terra]

Put lots of plastic on the floor. Don't leave a mess for your Mom. :(

[Wiffle Bat]

Or you could do a "Home Alone" and set up traps in your house ^^