No Loveline posts in a while

[Terra]

We are all either getting some or we are terrified of Loveline.

SO WHO IS GETTING A LITTLE ACTION????

HERE'S THE POLL...

Blowjobs count. Being eaten counts.

[Terra]

Some asshole gets it every two weeks.

FUCKER

[Chojin]

Well, actually, more than that :<

I'm usually not in the mood for all the PAPERWORK and whatnot of sex though :rolleyes

[Terra]

marriage and you are going to fit right together. are you a football guy yet?

just asking. all the "commit-ees" turn to football. why is that?

[Esuohlim]

Since it's summer my number has drastically changed :(

Let's just say that, two months ago, there wouldn't be an option applicable for me :(

DO BJs COUNT I USED TO GET DAILY BJs

[Terra]

I edited Milhouse. Just for you. :) But I can't get it added in the poll.

[Supafly345]

Not till the end of the month :'(

[Marc Summers]

I'm...I'm...

oh god :tear

[Emu]

technical difficulties

[MetalMilitia]

More than three times a week I guess :x

On the internet that makes me some kind of god :eek

[sadie]

why does it start at three times a week? not that i would answer anyway, since my privates are private, and polls suck. >:

[Terra]

Seven seemed a bit of a reach and I always liked the number three.

And yes, polls suck. I was bored and obviously not receiving "any" last night. :(

[Johnny Couth]

Every weekend unless it's that time of the month.

[RaNkeri]

I'm still a virgin :/

[Terra]

uh...yeeaahhh that much is obvious

[RaNkeri]

Atleast I have the balls to admit it :/

[Terra]

Bullshit.

It's a well known fact that many of the fLinnish men (Trash is exempt) forfeit their balls for whale blubber.

[maggiekarp]

Where is the "I'm asexual" option? That is the cool way of saying you're a hopeless virgin :(

[Johnny Couth]

Three really isn't alot for people that are in sexual relationships. I only get to see my girlfriend on weekends we usually surpass three in the course of three days.

Oh wait, I mean emo kids like me can't get laid :(

[Terra]

YOU have a girlfriend? Is that the one in the PYPH thread who looked shocked and disgusted when you rocked her with your crotch?

I should have put in the "date rape" option but I forgot. :(

My next poll with be more complete.

[Johnny Couth]

http://myspace-354.vo.llnwd.net/00684/45/39/684539354_l.jpg

Thats the only picture I have on this computer. In 3 days it will of been a year.

A whole year of date rape.

[Emu]

Your shoulder's about to stab her.

[Johnny Couth]

It's my mutant power.

[Girl Drink Drunk]

I'm a virgin :(

[Esuohlim]

This reminds me of CaptainBubba's big VIRGINS ONLY thread and then in like two months he was sexing the hell out of his new girl all the time. Now he only shows up once in a while :(

[Jixby Phillips]

I think sex is very rude and crude and I am proud to be a virgin you filthy animals

[Terra]

Johnny how old are you?

I swear you fuckers are getting younger every year.

[executioneer]

This reminds me of CaptainBubba's big VIRGINS ONLY thread and then in like two months he was sexing the hell out of his new girl all the time. Now he only shows up once in a while :(

i'm pretty sure that thread was intended to be a joke to make fun of virgings >:

[Chojin]

guys did you know that if you wear a strawberry condom it looks like you have dog penis

[Emu]

pix

[Trash]

I haven't got any suga' in five months :(

[Guitar Woman]

w/e you haven't gotten any sugar your entire life

[Trash]

Yes i have. The nice lady upstairs borrowed me a cup of sugar once :(

[Girl Drink Drunk]

http://myspace-354.vo.llnwd.net/00684/45/39/684539354_l.jpg

Call to John.

[Guitar Woman]

Yes i have. The nice lady upstairs borrowed me a cup of sugar once :(
I bet she just gave you splenda and told you it was sugar, because she hates you

[Trash]

Everybody Hates me :tear

[Terra]

Perhaps she slipped him the baking soda. :(

[Terra]

Thank Christ this thread went to shit. I was getting depressed by people who are probably younger than me, getting laid.

little fuckers >:

[Guitar Woman]

How old are you, anyway?

[Terra]

Old enough to know I shouldn't be posting crap like this poll around here. :(

[RaNkeri]

Terra, I can help you to get laid :(

[Terra]

Oh fuck...this just went down the shithole in a hurry.

[Johnny Couth]

I'll be 16 on the 21st.

[maggiekarp]

Don't you fuck anything until then 'cuz 15 year olds eeeeew >:

[Johnny Couth]

Yes, in fifteen days my body and mind will have changed enough that it will be much different.

My girlfriend is 17 :eek

[RaNkeri]

Isn't it still illegal? :/

I mean, shouldn't both be over 16?

[Terra]

Technically they are both "minors" (no they don't work in the coal mines--haha!) so the worst that could happen is that they go to "time out."

[RaNkeri]

I guess you mean "minors" :/ (I can be (well I am) wrong too)

[Terra]

You got me there. I just HAD to go back and correct it. Milhouse would have a field day with me over that boo boo. :(

[RaNkeri]

Milhouse's still around here? :eek

[Terra]

Sigh...

[Girl Drink Drunk]

Thank Christ this thread went to shit. I was getting depressed by people who are probably younger than me, getting laid.

little fuckers >:
Sail on silvergirl,
Sail on by.
Your time has come to shine.
All your dreams are on their way.
See how they shine.
If you need a friend
I'm sailing right behind.
Like a bridge over troubled water
I will ease your mind.
Like a bridge over troubled water
I will ease your mind.
:tear

[executioneer]

Thank Christ this thread went to shit. I was getting depressed by people who are probably younger than me, getting laid.

little fuckers >:

terra if it makes you feel any better i have never done sex with a lady >:

[Johnny Couth]

Technically they are both "minors" (no they don't work in the coal mines--haha!) so the worst that could happen is that they go to "time out."

As long as we are within two years of eachother it's legal.

[Pub Lover]

i have never done sex with a lady >:
Yeah, me an' Willie only doos it with teh mens! :eek

[executioneer]

nuh uh

[ArrowX]

I miss Buffalo Tom :(

[Terra]

Hey I miss YOU where have you been little brother??

[CaptainBubba]

guys did you know that if you wear a strawberry condom it looks like you have dog penis

Yes. :eek

I get sexin about once every 2 months nowadays. I dont really care though. Sex is to candy what masturbation is to a sandwhich.

And that analogy is beautiful and full of numerous truthful interpretations all of which I am proud of.

[executioneer]

what's "eating healthy", then

[executioneer]

EXPAND UR METAPHOR

[CaptainBubba]

Eating healthy is basically eating a balanced and varied diet, so it is like having a helathy sexual lifestyle with variation and no mutilation or deception.

The sandwhich sustains you, but it is oddly enough not nessicarily as "satisfying" as candy may be. One can live on sandwhiches alone. Candy, though pleasing, and rightly so since our evolutionary ancestors would consider suck sugar a boon, is ripe with risk and long term consequense as is risky permiscuous behavior. Though you could live on candy by itself for some time eventually you need sandwhiches.

THIS IS MY MASTER WORK.

[executioneer]

i guess that means i am diabetic :lol what's a insulin shot in this metaphor

[Chojin]

As long as we are within two years of eachother it's legal.
It varies by state. http://www.ageofconsent.com

In Maryland, age on consent is 16, or within 4 years if under 16.

[WhiteRat]

I haven't been laid in so long that i'd settle for a piece of street squish right now.

[Terra]

At least you have squish to fuck. Quit your bitchin. >:

[WhiteRat]

Go to your local grocer and pick up a cucumber.

[Terra]

Been there. Done that. You'd be impressed, you fucking mini gerkin.