Hey Glowbelly!!

[Terra]

I need mommy advice! I'm taking care of Jada now and she has Roseseola!

My modem is partially fried! I can't get on aim. Sevenforce just wished me luck and I think it was his way of saying "fuck you!"

Please pm me you phone number. I need help!!

Sadie have you been throught his?? Not the modem frying but the Roseola???

HELLP!!!

All of you fuckers just ignore this shit!

[Fathom Zero]

Isn't that rather benign? I recommend lots of fluids and some ibuprofen.

[Esuohlim]

Oh shit, a kid I'm taking care of has a virus but instead of using Google or Wikipedia I'll try I-Mockery first and wait several hours for people to post even though I should know by now that no one will take me seriously.

[Terra]

Oh hell milhouse, lets just talk about your internet g/f for a bit. I've done all the googling I can. It's time for mommyhood.

Please just finger you Internet g/f and get the f^ck off of here. :)

[glowbelly]

i think i still have your number. i'll call you.

edit: i don't have it. check your pm.

[Shifty]

If i understand correctly from wikipidea, wouldnt you put somekind of lotion on it? a healing natural lotion. if not please tell me, it would be usefull in the future i think.

[Terra]

No you can't put a lotion on roseola and it will go away. We are through the worst of it.

glowie I got your message and it's too late to call you tonight but I'll touch base wichoo tommoree!

[Fathom Zero]

Was my suggestion any helpful?
I was completely serious, you know.
I always try to help when a kid is in need.
It's nice to hear that she's through the worst of it.

[McClain]

You're a modern day Doogie Howser.

P.S. Heya Glow, you sexy mama you. How's the baby? How's the tits?

[glowbelly]

baby is good and the tits are HUGE and now encased in sexy bras at all times.

how's your little lady?

[McClain]

She's CRAZY. Bananas. And we just found out she needs glasses for a few months. One of her eyes was getting a little buggy at times.

http://myspace-832.vo.llnwd.net/00817/23/85/817835832_l.jpg

[ItalianStereotype]

PORN

[maggiekarp]

awwwww

[Shifty]

THANKS FOR TELLING ME HOW TO CURE IT. :'(

[executioneer]

you don't, it's a virus that causes moderate fever, then rash, then it goes away

[Fathom Zero]

Oh! You got told shifty!

[executioneer]

uh

[Shifty]

Oh! You got told shifty!


Hey shut up zero cunt licking basterd! ARGH!

[Fathom Zero]

Don't tell me to shut up, man. I'll get you to cut off your face and feed it to the dogs.

[Shifty]

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