Fag Fest: Legolars Vs. Pub Vs. Tropical Vs. Prof. Cool!

[Pub Lover]

This is a three way war, which means it must have a strict order that each of us post in turn, nah, frell that idea, it's just a Frag-Fest, or Fag-Fest as I envision it.

It shall begin Midnight EST April 1st, which I think was about 45 minutes ago... THEREFORE BEGIN!

[Tropical]

Lego- You smell like butt :(

Pub-You touch old people :)

[Pub Lover]

Hey Tropical, you hide in trees & dream of touching smelly old people's butts! :fu

Lego, you do stuff too... :/

[Tropical]

Well I can dream can I??? Where as someone actually does it :wink

[The Unseen]

Again I am left out :( I feel like a dennis rodman on these boards, no one writes anything about me

[Professor Cool]

you dress in women's cloathing unseen :lol

now let the kids have their mock war

[Tropical]

:posh It would be appreciated, If you bloody gits depart this thread at once! T'was a battle tween me and Me old chums, Lego and Pub. Not some foul varmin newbies like you!!! :posh

[Professor Cool]

i was backing you guys up, jerk >:

you made the list >:

ps. sorry you said only you,leg, and pub could talk, so i cannot answer any further qustions :(

[Tropical]

>: I don't care, the only people supposed to be posting here is Me Lego and Pub

:( what list?

[LegoLars]

This is so boring i could die.

You all suck! I hate you!

And if you don't stop im gonna leave! SERIOUSLY!

Im not joking!


:(

[LegoLars]

And cool! I would be most honored if you would like to post in this thread. :/

It sucks, like jixby would say. aiight?

[LegoLars]

and pub! this is no mock war! this is just some boring n00b shit-chat that SUCKS!
you should change the title. If you don't i'll tell you that you suck.

I SUCK! PUB SUCKS! AND TROPICAL SUCKS TOO!

APPLES! :(

[Tropical]

Hats! :(

[LegoLars]

LOL, K THANX!

:)

[Pub Lover]

>: BUT I STILL SUCK! >:

[Professor Cool]

this is the best mock war ever

and im serious

[The Unseen]

I feel like jacking off on all of you guys right now :(

[GADZOOKS]

Thats Gay with a Ph

Phey http://colin.mochrie.com/images/a18t.jpg

[LegoLars]

COOL CAN STAY! 'COZ HE'S COOL!
UNSEEN AND GADZOOKS WILL LEAVE NOW! OR ELSE I CRY!

LIKE A BABY!

[LegoLars]

:) :) :) :) :) :) :) :) :)

HELO MA INTARNET FRIENDS!

[Pub Lover]

J00 HAVIN HAPPY TIMES MY VIKING FRIEND?

:orgasm :orgasm :orgasm :orgasm :orgasm :orgasm :orgasm :orgasm

[Professor Cool]

:party

HORRAY TODAY!!!

[Tropical]

A Viking, a vegetarian cattle herder and an Asian... we should party!!!! hats!!!! :)

[Professor Cool]

IM NOT A VEGETARIAN >:

Im a keyboardist >:

[Pub Lover]

I'm a vegan Radio DJ, I haven't herded cattle for years. :(

[Tropical]

Okay fine, A Vegan DJ that used to herd, a keyboardist that really isn't a professor, a Viking and a Chink that likes collecting stamps. :banana!!!!

[LegoLars]

THE TITLE SAYS IT ALL!

FAGFEST!

:)

[Pub Lover]

Indeed, but you're the faggyest! :P :love :P

[LegoLars]

you're so gay that your tits WILL pop out of that little cute purple tank top you're wearing. and your mom is a girl btw.

[Pub Lover]

You're the last person to be talking about anyone's mother.

Yet, I'm sure you are the top clothes designer in your viking village, keep that up.

[Tropical]

I haf a biggar wiener than any of yous!!!! >: >: >:

[Pub Lover]

Who cares about your weiner? I bet my dad can beat up your dad! >: >: >:

[Tropical]

I have no daddy... me and my mom shares yours!!!! >: >: >:

[Pub Lover]

The jokes on you, my dad's dead. You're a corpse fucker! >: >: >:

[Tropical]

:( how did your dead father beat up my non-existant father??? Could the viking and professor chilly have anything to do with this mystery??? :shockshockhorrorhorror

[Pub Lover]

Only if they were driving the fag wagon. >: >: >:

[LegoLars]

Your MOTHER is a woman PUB! I never! Me sucks donkey with mustard ay!

[Tropical]

well your mothers are Human!!!!!

[LegoLars]

GLANDS!

[Pub Lover]

:hats >: >: >:

[Cap'n Crunch]

:creamofwheat :) :) :)

[LegoLars]

welcum, welcum! were fags in here and were here for your ENTERTAINMENT! Were quite gay and not that interesting but that's not the point! the title sums it up pretty well! FAG FEST!

[Pub Lover]

not that interesting
:sigh It's oh so true. :(

[LegoLars]

glad you could make it, hun. ;)

[Pub Lover]

Don't give me the ol' run around. :orgasm

[Professor Cool]

Her green plastic watering can
For her fake Chinese rubber plant
In the fake plastic earth
That she bought from a rubber man
In a town full of rubber plans
To get rid of itself

It wears her out, it wears her out
It wears her out, it wears her out

She lives with a broken man
A cracked polystyrene man
Who just crumbles and burns
He used to do surgery
For girls in the eighties
But gravity always wins

It wears her out, it wears her out
It wears her out, it wears her out

She looks like the real thing
She tastes like the real thing
My fake plastic love
But I can't help the feeling
I could blow through the ceiling
If I just turn and run

It wears her out, it wears her out
It wears her out, it wears her out

If I could be who you wanted
If I could be who you wanted all the time

Peace Brothers, THe Mock Wars is over :(

[LegoLars]

I don't belive we ever HAD a mockwar dear mr. professor cool. :)
What do you say pub? Or am I losing it?

[Pub Lover]

I really avoid saying anything that isn't The Cowboy Song... :/

But yeah, this was hardly a war of mocking. :(

[Tropical]

I thought this was a fagfest...

and btw. I'm one hundered percent not gay :(

[Pub Lover]

I'm one hundered percent not gay
Yet...
i could have one of those people recieving blowjobs
I think someone is insecure about their true feelings. ;)

[Tropical]

:( uh pub, get your eyes checked out, Tropical didn't write that, the Atomic Potato did.... :(

[Pub Lover]

Are you telling me that while 'Tropical' & 'Atomic Potato' are you, they are not each other? :confused

[Tropical]

You FOOL!!! You just blown my Secret Identity!!!!! Now Soundtest is gonna kill me and take over Hong Kong... asshole...
And what's gay with having a butler/slave that goes to the brothel for a blowjob every weekend???

[LegoLars]

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[NIGhtMAre]

LEgo sucks.

[Pub Lover]

Not as much as I would like though. :orgasm

[soundtest]

Now Soundtest is gonna kill me and take over Hong Kong... asshole...

Hong Kong is MINE gau lun!! And don't think you can hide in Macau either, 'cuz the Hung Hing boys will be looking there too!

[Tropical]

>: >: >: Pub, soundtest is gonna kill me. Hide me well in NZ asshole. Oh and nightmare... for that stupid comment I'll unhost your pic.... wait... you're too stupid to give me a working link anyways.

[soundtest]

C'mon Tropical... we're all friends here. I'm sure we can come to an agreement on this.

http://filmcritics.org.hk/jianhu/jianhu1.jpg

[Tropical]

You and your buddies should move out of the chunking mansions and go to Amoy Garden Block E :)

[soundtest]

http://www.sound-test.org/barf/atom.jpg

ON MY WAY

[LegoLars]

LEgo sucks.

THANX! NIGHTMARE! THAT MADE ME HAPPY INSIDE! :)

[LegoLars]

It's funny though, 'cause that's the first time anyone have told me that I suck. :) But I don't mind. You can hate me if you want. I don't hate you and that's all that matters, NIGHTMARE.

Ok, LOL, bye, thankzx. :) :) :)

[LegoLars]

And one more thing, MIGHTBORE. I never EVER said that i didn't suck. ey?

[Tropical]

Heyy perhaps he made a typo, nightmare meant: Lego is sexy

but then he messed up and typed: LEgo sucks :/ :/

[LegoLars]

:)

[Pub Lover]

Oooh, listen to you windbags hark on! >:

[FartinMowler]

I thought I killed GADZOOKs >: