Going to wedding

[Jixby Phillips]

I would really appreciate it if you guys gave me some cliched advice about scoring with bridesmaids or getting drunk or something like that that you probably heard in a movie

[Mockery]

Just watch "The Wedding Crashers" dude! it's like my bible!

:score!
:highfive!

[Emu]

If you're going to nail the bridesmaid during the wedding, just make sure you do it in the courtyard in plain view of the security camera!

[Esuohlim]

Just beware of the monsters that go to the wedding. :(

[Fathom Zero]

Like Bridezilla? lol...

[executioneer]

make sure to catch the bouquet :x
make sure to look like a good catch :x
make sure to have a combed head :x
make sure to do romances :x :x :x

[executioneer]

make sure nto to set the church on fire
make sure not to kick the flower girl (even on accident!)
make sure not tomake an ape of yourself
make sure not to sit around like a grump when everyone's dancing (lol i make this mastake ALL THE TIME)

[Chojin]

last wedding i went to i did get drunk :<

[Juttin]

One question though, Mockery....

If he got invited, then how would Wedding Crashers help him? :/

Anyways, I suggest you overtake the Wine/Snack/Beer table as quickly as possible, and just barricade the space around it.

Then, kidnap the bridesmades and defend your beer
You will conquer the wedding >:

[Jixby Phillips]

Oh, I forgot to mention that this is one of my friends getting married and that I actually am looking forward to it because all my friends will be there and this will probably be a FUN COOL MONSTER-FREE wedding

whoops your advices dont count, whoops

[camacazio]

asshole

[executioneer]

whoops your advices dont count, whoops

not even mine :(

[Jixby Phillips]

willie you always count dude

[executioneer]

awesome

[Marc Summers]

But I count faster :(
And I'm non-union :(

[Terra]

Do you fuck faster? That's non union too since they get don't overtime for some stuff. :)

If your union you can go slow and make that much more.

[Esuohlim]

My brain can't wrap around how awful that post was.

[Terra]

That's because you a non union dickless nimrod. Now tell me you missed me these last few days! :)

[Mr. Vagiclean]

what is wrong with you terra? :(


Be nice especially to children and old people? ehhh

[Terra]

:) Mr vagi, are you wearing farty's nutsack?? :)

[Archduke Tips]

Speaking of nutsacks...
Every time you manage to touch your nutsack to the wedding cake you get 5 points.

[maggiekarp]

Dammit Milhouse and Terra I'm gonna have to separate you two >:

[MetalMilitia]

Don't be best man. You have to do loads of stuff apparently.

[Jixby Phillips]

Things I did at the wedding

1. Drank for the first time in my life- I drank half a cup of wine that tasted repulsive, felt a slight "buzz" as people say and hated it.

2. Pretended like I didn't remember the dancing scene from pulp fiction and accused the guy talking about it of lying

3. Called each table's centerpeice the most least-convincing fake puke I've ever seen (it was sand and sea shells and chocolate coins)

4. Stayed a really long time!

5. Shook a really pretty girl's hand (my favorite)

6. Got off a lot of great zingers (my second favorite)

[MetalMilitia]

I want to go to a wedding :(

[GADZOOKS]

Things I did at the wedding

1. Drank for the first time in my life- I drank half a cup of wine that tasted repulsive, felt a slight "buzz" as people say and hated it.


Wow maybe you can move up to a rum and coke next wedding :rolleyes

Did you sing any Billy Joel like I suggested?

If not you gotta do it next time, also messing with the DJ is always alot of fun.

[Jixby Phillips]

The DJ was a laptop on shuffle and the only billy joel song they played was uptown girl :(

But yeah I sang it to people at my table

[GADZOOKS]

Oh man a Laptop, what a world.

Really it's not a wedding until people are ina drunken circling belching out the lyrics to piano man.

Sheesh.

[Juttin]

Well...you could've messed with the laptop, maybe put some Panthera on the playlist :/

[sadie]

i wanna hear the zingers.

[Juttin]

Yeah...Plus, to be a qualified zinger, you have to say "ZING!"
At the end of every one >:

[MetalMilitia]

Well...you could've messed with the laptop, maybe put some Panthera on the playlist :/

Is that like a Thundercats themed Pantera tribute band or something?

[Jixby Phillips]

Well...you could've messed with the laptop, maybe put some Panthera on the playlist :/

oh man that would have been awesome everyone would have been going nuts if they heard that

i wanna hear the zingers.

The only zinger I remember at this point was when this guy said to me "I don't know a whole lot about you" and I said "lets keep it that way" which is kinda not that great but you know

[Juttin]

Well...you could've messed with the laptop, maybe put some Panthera on the playlist :/

Is that like a Thundercats themed Pantera tribute band or something?

E-penis + 1000!