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Courage the Cowardly Dog
Jun 18th, 2006, 02:40 PM
Let this be a lesson. If your going to siphon gas out of a car parked at a gas station. PUT OUT YOUR DAMN CIGGARETTE befor beginning your task. Cause smoking kills.

http://www.douglascountyherald.com/testing/nm/publish/news_481.html


Ah douglas (booger) county Missouri. One of the only 3 counties in america that still operate moonshine stills and one of the meth producing capitols of the midwest. 417 is our area code.
GADZOOKS
Jun 18th, 2006, 06:42 PM
Speaking of Darwin I wish you would evolve already.
MarioRPG
Jun 18th, 2006, 08:00 PM
You got something against moonshine?
noob3
Jun 18th, 2006, 09:05 PM
Speaking of Darwin I wish you would evolve already.

this is the lamest thing i have ever read on these entire boards
Emu
Jun 18th, 2006, 09:24 PM
i laughed
Dr. Boogie
Jun 18th, 2006, 09:31 PM
"fully involved in fire"?
Courage the Cowardly Dog
Jun 18th, 2006, 09:57 PM
"fully involved in fire"?
Yeah most people in douglas county aren't to good with that there book learnin.
GADZOOKS
Jun 19th, 2006, 06:16 AM
Speaking of Darwin I wish you would evolve already.

this is the lamest thing i have ever read on these entire boards

What are you, The Butler Act? BA-BOOM!

Now that's the lamest thing you ever read.
executioneer
Jun 19th, 2006, 09:22 AM
http://dictionary.reference.com/browse/involved

http://www.google.com/search?hl=en&lr=&safe=off&q=%22fully+involved+in+fire%22

you guys :rolleyes
Fathom Zero
Jun 19th, 2006, 02:30 PM
Oooo... "to wind or coil about". I'd be lying if I said I wasn't going to use that word, now.
Chojin
Jun 19th, 2006, 04:57 PM
Good idea, that will make you sound really cool.
Terra
Jun 19th, 2006, 05:01 PM
Yeah most people in douglas county aren't to good with that there book learnin.

Inbreeding in Douglas County is rampant.

So say my fellow Greene County residents.
Fathom Zero
Jun 19th, 2006, 05:28 PM
Good idea, that will make you sound really cool.

If I use "involved" more often, will that make me sound as groovy as you?
Terra
Jun 19th, 2006, 05:36 PM
It looks like I'm not "involved" in your tagline quotes anymore, Fathom.

Nah, it just doesn't have the same ring as "Hey you fucker!!! Why did you take out my quote, you jizzing chickenshit???"
Fathom Zero
Jun 19th, 2006, 05:42 PM
Oops. I didn't realize I deleted your quote. I'll have to go back and find it because you're special.
Terra
Jun 19th, 2006, 05:48 PM
That's better.

Prick.
Fathom Zero
Jun 19th, 2006, 05:51 PM
You're welcome, lady.
Terra
Jun 19th, 2006, 05:57 PM
I said "prick." I'm sorry. I meant "babe." :(
Courage the Cowardly Dog
Jun 19th, 2006, 06:24 PM
Yeah most people in douglas county aren't to good with that there book learnin.

Inbreeding in Douglas County is rampant.

So say my fellow Greene County residents.
So say my fellow Christian county residents as well.
Terra
Jun 19th, 2006, 06:33 PM
Are you Douglas or Christian?
Emu
Jun 19th, 2006, 06:49 PM
Are you guys tight with Boone County? Cuz that's where I was born. >:
Terra
Jun 19th, 2006, 06:55 PM
Boone is north. But close enough. What are you doing in Illinoise?
Emu
Jun 19th, 2006, 08:06 PM
We moved here when I was 4 or 5. I wanna go back, though.
Terra
Jun 19th, 2006, 10:50 PM
Do you have family here? Your just a stone's throw away, if you do.
Emu
Jun 19th, 2006, 11:28 PM
No, but we go down there every once in a while. I don't think we're going this year, though. :(
Jixby Phillips
Jun 20th, 2006, 01:56 AM
What you're proposing here is a complete darwinian society