Professor Poddar
Apr 1st, 2003, 09:03 AM
... provided, of course, that it's held in the Boston area. My multitude of foes- past, present, doubtless future- are encouraged to attend this shindig and come over for a 'chat'.
If it's another sort of warfare you'd like to wage, by all means approach the Professor and challenge him to that age-old trial of manhood, the Drinking Bout. Brats long enfeebled by piss-weak American 'beer' are encouraged to incorporate a wood-alcohol-drinking regimen into their schedules well in advance, should they desire to progress beyond the first round.
I am All; I am Nothing; I am both Sire and Heir to the Cosmos; I am He-Who-Shall-Soon-Render-The-Monotheistic-Faiths-Obsolete-With-His-Splendorous-Presence; I am a time and dimension-travelling SpaceKingGuru Motherfucking Warlord. I am Seducer, Ravisher, Usurper, Tyrant KING. Alexander WHO? Julius WHO? I am He-Who-Is-Known-By-6,332,124,983-Names. I am Professor Poddar to you.
I am Professor Poddar
If it's another sort of warfare you'd like to wage, by all means approach the Professor and challenge him to that age-old trial of manhood, the Drinking Bout. Brats long enfeebled by piss-weak American 'beer' are encouraged to incorporate a wood-alcohol-drinking regimen into their schedules well in advance, should they desire to progress beyond the first round.
I am All; I am Nothing; I am both Sire and Heir to the Cosmos; I am He-Who-Shall-Soon-Render-The-Monotheistic-Faiths-Obsolete-With-His-Splendorous-Presence; I am a time and dimension-travelling SpaceKingGuru Motherfucking Warlord. I am Seducer, Ravisher, Usurper, Tyrant KING. Alexander WHO? Julius WHO? I am He-Who-Is-Known-By-6,332,124,983-Names. I am Professor Poddar to you.
I am Professor Poddar