Countdown to my Birthday (NOW WITH PRESENT UPDATES/GWAR!!!)

[Jeff The Ninja]

5 Days to go til my Eighteenth birthday! :)

[DeadKennedys]

You know what they say, a year older, a year shittier.

Wish you were gone!

- Steve

(I really shoulda saved that for someone like Womti or Marine, you're not so bad)

[MetalMilitia]

4 days to go (or mabey still 5!)

I'm getting pretty excited already :eek

[Wiffle Bat]

Hey hey that cool ^^

On a sidenote only 184 days 'till Chirstmas!!!! ^__^

[MarioRPG]

Someones an optimist the world won't end in that time.

[Jeff The Ninja]

4 days to go (or mabey still 5!)

I'm getting pretty excited already :eek

Yup, its still 4 days.

I predict that two days before my birthday, the anticipation for this momentous day will be so great as to send the whole country of Togo into orbit. RaNkeri will also go into orbit, i dont know why, but he will and will be forever happily talking to the people of Togo, or Togonians as i like to call them.

[Archduke Tips]

Only 364 more days till my 22nd birthday!

[Jeff The Ninja]

3 More Days til my birthday. I hope I get a Cake. :)



And happy Slightly Belated Birthday RussoNWM. Did you get a cake?

[noob3]

wow you can go buy a pack of cigarettes

have fun dyeing

[Jeff The Ninja]

wow you can go buy a pack of cigarettes

have fun dyeing

Fuck Cigarettes, Im looking at some fine german dungeon porn.

[noob3]

trust me, not buying porn is a far better descision.

and also, cigarettes are far better than "fine german dungeon porn" you atleast gotta get 1 pack

to be like i'm old enough to buy things other than porn

[Jeff The Ninja]

TOGO and RaNkeri are now in Orbit, 2 More days til my Birthday.

Cant you feel the Ball Bursting Anticipation of this climatic day in all your lives!

[Jeff The Ninja]

One More day.


I got the present from my mom. And it was something surprisingly awesome.

TICKETS TO GWAR!!!

Hell yeah, Im going to GWAR. Its going to be the first concert im going to go to without it being...

a) a free show at the Fair showcasing some band from the 80's who nobody remembers until they play their one semi-hit.

b) fucked up with the presence of a parent telling you to stay in your seat and keep away from the Mosh Pit.

C) For anyone under the age of 8


So yeah, its going to be good.

[Archduke Tips]

Yay Happy Birthday!

[Misdemonar]

Gwar sucks man, sorry.

[Jeff The Ninja]

Gwar sucks man, sorry.

No, you suck

[Jixby Phillips]

Gwar is still around?

[RaNkeri]

So wait, Jeff'll be 17?

[Juttin]

It's probably one of those tribute bands, like Mini-Gwar

[Jeff The Ninja]

There, Its my birthday. I dont know what else is happening. But I got a Cake.


So wait, Jeff'll be 17?


No, read the first post dipshit. I said I would be 18. Making me older than ArrowX

[Tropical]

OMG!!!! 356 DAYS TO MY BIRTHDAY!!!!
I HOPE SOMEONE GIVES A SHIT

[Trash]

Are you going to that SOTU GWAR show?

[Jeff The Ninja]

Are you going to that SOTU GWAR show?

Yeah, thats the one. I Wanted to go to see GWAR, but the rest of the bands arent bad. Im not a complete Metal Head or anything like that, I will pretty much listen to anything. But I Just wanted to see A Gwar Show So bad. And because there are the other bands there, it was easy to persuade my mom to shell 50 dollars for the ticket.

I have also been told not to wear anything that I cherish as it will be ruined by GWAR's Performance.


Oh and Juttin, if it was Mini GWAR, it would still rock. Maybe more than real GWAR as they would be Midgets. And everything is better with midgets. Imagine, titanic, remade with an all midget cast.

[GADZOOKS]

happy birthday tropical

[executioneer]

yea happy belated birthday tropical did you go out shooting with realistic-looking paintball guns to celebrate :(

[RaNkeri]

So wait, Jeff'll be 17?


No, read the first post dipshit. I said I would be 18. Making me older than ArrowX

5 Days to go til my Eighteenth birthday!

If a person is having his 18th birthday, it means he's going to turn 17 you retard

[Fathom Zero]

That makes no damn sense.

EDIT: Nevermind, I actually understand your skewed Finn logic this time.

[RaNkeri]

Ah but you see Fathom, you're a clever one :love

[Fathom Zero]

You just think you're clever.

[executioneer]

oh for god's sake, the day you are born and your BIRTHDAY are two different things a-hole >: unless you celebrate it by coming out of a vagina every year instead of cake and presents :x

[RaNkeri]

oh for god's sake, the day you are born and your BIRTHDAY are two different things a-hole >: unless you celebrate it by coming out of a vagina every year instead of cake and presents :x

It's common knowledge that your first birthday is the day when you're born. I don't know about you Americans though... :rolleyes

[executioneer]

YES OUR AMERICAN CUSTOMS ARE SO STRANGE ARENT THEY

ITS ALMOST LIKE WERE ALL RETARDED OR BACKWARDS TO NOT DO THINGS LIKE THE GLORIONS FINLANDS

ISNT IT Y/N

[RaNkeri]

YES OUR AMERICAN CUSTOMS ARE SO STRANGE ARENT THEY

ITS ALMOST LIKE WERE ALL RETARDED OR BACKWARDS TO NOT DO THINGS LIKE THE GLORIONS FINLANDS

ISNT IT Y/N

Could you even try to be like Fathom? Pretty please? :(

[Fathom Zero]

Don't drag me into this. Besides, who wants to be like me, anyway?

[RaNkeri]

Don't drag me into this. Besides, who wants to be like me, anyway?

Well, you actually agreed with me, so isn't it only natural that I wish other people would be like you? Only in this thread! :eek

[executioneer]

he's not agreeing with you, he just said he understands your skewed logic :rolleyes I also understand your skewed logic, but since you're generally an immature cockhead i just thought you were being a smartass rather than it actually being a different tradition from another country

[ItalianStereotype]

hey guys, now it's almost time for MY birthday

hey guys?

[Fathom Zero]

10 months till my next birthday. That's close, right?

[RaNkeri]

he's not agreeing with you, he just said he understands your skewed logic :rolleyes I also understand your skewed logic, but since you're generally an immature cockhead i just thought you were being a smartass rather than it actually being a different tradition from another country

ya...ok, what ever :rolleyes

Although, when did I say that it was a tradition from a different country? And the one being immature surely ain't me :rolleyes

[executioneer]

so which is it, rankeri, are you being a jerk smartass or do they really count birthdays that way in finland

YOU CANT HAVE IT BOTH WAYS

[MetalMilitia]

It's almost by birthday too! I'm even more excited about that than I was about Jeff's.

[Seven Force]

oh for god's sake, the day you are born and your BIRTHDAY are two different things a-hole >: unless you celebrate it by coming out of a vagina every year instead of cake and presents :x

Or going in!

[Esuohlim]

I would have said "coming in" but ok

Of course "coming in of a vagina"makes no sense :x

Unless it does in Finland >:

[Sicktodeathmx]

Happy early Birthday!
Or maybe not early?
I lost count.

I'm old :(

[Courage the Cowardly Dog]

Gwar sucks man, sorry.

No, you suck
GWAR beat Jesus at basketball (I saw it in a music video so it has to be true)

When you raise a foam rubber worm and feed fans to it on Jerry Springer you can talk to us about music.