I used to be a contender

[RaxaR]

yeah back in my newgrounds days I was a contender. The masses bowed at my feet and gave me offerings of bacon samwiches and blue kool aid. I was king of flash and my hoards of happy days monkeys ruled the world. My flash mastery was even on cnn ( It really was you ungrateful bastards) but all that changed, I fell in with the drug crowds and the bingo mafia, soon I had a $15 a day habit that consumed my entire being. I had to throw games of Yahoo! checkers just to get the loan sharks off my back. I even let a young dieing boy down, well not so much let down as dropped, well not so much dropped as pushed over, well not so much pushed over as hit in the leg with a crowbar, but I diegress. I have seen the light, the demons that once controlled me have been slain, for I have been reborn here, to help all those whom I fear will follow the path I did, for I am the masked hero, YOUR MASKED HERO

[The Unseen]

sorry, to tell you, but everyone here will hate you and everyone you even said hello to. You aint shit here so get ready for the flaming

[Captain Robo]

AMEN

[kellychaos]

sorry, to tell you, but everyone here will hate you and everyone you even said hello to. You aint shit here so get ready for the flaming

I survived by wearing asbestos underwear. :)

[ItalianStereotype]

unseen and robo, you still havent earned the right to speak down to anybody.

[FartinMowler]

Italian Barium emema has spoken!

[Captain Robo]

If you had spelled "enema" right it would have been good.

But it's still great to see you, Mussolini :)

[The Unseen]

I wasnt speaking down I was warning him :( :( :(

[Skulhedface]

I believe RoG should put up either Jamesman or Chojin's guide on the signup sheet, and likewise should add a timer before you can click on "I Accept" so they HAVE to read it. Just a thought. Because even other noobs get pissed off with this sudden shitstorm of "Hi, I'm New" threads.

[sadie]

I diegress :lol

[Les Waste]

RaXaR:

you aren't funny.

Good day, sir :)

[Cap'n Crunch]

I don't think he is coming back. He can't live for long without his kool aid and bacon sandwiches.

[starz]

another newb gone :(. I need more newb companions :/

[noob3]

I like how newbies like Unseen try to tell other newbies off, like they arnt' a nuisance themselves.

And I'm sure some of the super oldschoolers like us newschool folk being sarcastic about the newbies trying to tell off newbies.

[Secret Agent Vomit]

I AM LISTENING TO A MIDI FILE OF THE TITANTIC THEME (TECHNO VERION). :):):)

[n00bward]

Titanic :puke

[Secret Agent Vomit]

STOP FRONTIN' LIKE YOU SOMETHIN', PICKLE BITCH. YOU NEED TO GET YOUR FACE OUT OF MY KOOL-AID WHEN YOU DON'T EVEN KNOW WHAT FLAVOR IT IS. >:

[n00bward]

Sorry I don't speak ghetto. If you dont like my posts then don't read them, otherwise don't rant bitchily about they're content. And I don't like kool-aid. >:

[sadie]

there. their. they're. it's really not that difficult.

[Secret Agent Vomit]

Sorry I don't speak ghetto. If you dont like my posts then don't read them, otherwise don't rant bitchily about they're content. And I don't like kool-aid. >:

HOW ABOUT I SLAM YOUR FACE INTO A CONCRETE POST, BITCH. THIS IS REAL MOTHERFUCKING SERIOUS. >:

[noob3]

sadie, i need you to give me a lesson about what a noun is and all that. My friends were asking me about it, to make fun of me because I don't go to school. I got noun, propernoun and VERB right. But I couldn't get the rest of thier questions "LOL WHAT IS A CONJUCTION?" AND I WAS SAD :( :( :(

I AM THE DUMBEST MOCKER :(

[Secret Agent Vomit]

HEY, NOOB3, YOU NEED TO GO TO SCHOOL AND STOP BEING A BITCH. READ SOME BOOKS, FUCK UP SOME SPELLING BEES, LEARN YOUR SHIT, AND HIT IT BEFORE YOU QUIT IT. NOBODY LIKES A QUITTER.

[n00bward]

I love someone who starts shit over a song and on the fact of you threatening to slam my face into concrete I'll believe it when my face is they're. >:

[sadie]

i'll even set you up a tab and give you a discount 'cause you're so schweet. :)

[Secret Agent Vomit]

I love someone who starts shit over a song and on the fact of you threatening to slam my face into concrete I'll believe it when my face is they're. >:

I'LL BELIEVE IT WHEN YOU LEARN HOW TO USE PROPER CANNOTATIONS, MOTHERFUCKER. THIS AIN'T NO MOTHERFUCKING CRACKHOUSE HERE, BITCH, SPEAK IT PROPER OR DON'T SAY SHIT. >:

[noob3]

PS - I am planning on going back to school this summer (Sigh), but I need to get catched up on some stuff so I am not completley stumped. And I will be going to summerschool/alternative school so the teachers there are probably only used to MURDERERS and PREGNANT 15 YEAROLDS so they won't have time to answer my questions like "WHAT'S A ADJECTIVE!?"

[sadie]

wtf is a cannotation?

[Secret Agent Vomit]

wtf is a cannotation?

BITCH, IF YOU DON'T KNOW, I AIN'T TELLING. :)

[noob3]

I'll eat your soul, Vomit.

[Secret Agent Vomit]

I KNOW YOU WILL. :)

[Professor Cool]

i wish pandas could talk

[noob3]

MAYBE THEY'D REVEAL THE SECRETS OF LOOSING YOUR VIRGINITY. LOL YO UDUMB VIRGIN LOSER I BET YOU HAVE NEVER EVEN SEEN A BOOB LOL ILL BEAT U UP IN REAL LIFE

[sadie]

vomitboy, if you used standard english, there would be no question about the meaning of your words. dumbarse. :)

[Secret Agent Vomit]

PROFESSOR COOL, I THINK NOOB3 IS SERIOUS. :|

[Secret Agent Vomit]

vomitboy, if you used standard english, there would be no question about the meaning of your words. dumbarse. :)

SHUT UP. :orgasm

[Professor Cool]

Do you promise?

[noob3]

Sadie is the coolest person here, I'm going to leave now so I won't get sad when she stops posting today :(

[Secret Agent Vomit]

YOU GUYS MAKE ME HAVE HIGH BLOOD PRESSURE. :(

[kellychaos]

wtf is a cannotation?

BITCH, IF YOU DON'T KNOW, I AIN'T TELLING. :)

I think what she means is that you mispelled something ... again. :)

[MrAdventure]

I WENT TO A SCHOOL FOR DUMMES

EVERYONE WAS LIKE "MY PAROLE OFFICER IS SUFH A HASSLE"

OR "I SAW ALL DBZ FROM JAPAN WANT TO SEE THIS DRAGON I DREW"

OR "I CANT WAIT TO GO BACK TO THE DOWNTOWN MALL AND SIT ON SOME COLD GRASS AND LOOK COOL"

THEN EVERYONE SAID I HAD WATER-BOAT ****** FEET, SO I STARTED EATING AT WENDY'S :S

[sadie]

noob. :love
no worries. i've sifted through larger dungheaps than this before.

[RaxaR]

what the hell are you people smoking?

[Les Waste]

I thought you left, douche clown >:

Seriously, after a first post like that, you can never recover. You dumbass. Nobody here will ever like you. But I'm sure nobody likes you real life, so that shouldn't be anything new to you, really.

>:

[RaxaR]

yeah I kind of doubt I'm going to stay here. I'm not really into boards filled with losers who get off on the power trips they get by acting high and mighty on the internet. Now granted most of you get beaten daily and hence need somewhere where you're the jocks. But really none of you are doing anything more than trying to live a fantasy, to get away from the fact your going to live in your parents basements untill they die. I salute you oh mighty Imockery forum gods, for you have shown me the way.

[whoreable]

YOU ARE SO CLEVER AND HUMOROUS NO WONDER FOLKS LOVE YOU :)